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Twisted dicks
December 13 2012
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RHP User
12 years ago
Fortunately for me... I'm one of the lucky ones... poor Mongrels... lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
This man's army has a strict code of conduct and wearing your helmet dress right dress at all times is a command directive.Little bastard's lucky I do not send him to the brig!If you want to press charges use both hands, please.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I goes exactly the direction it is supposed to go. Every time. I have been told that I have a perfect cock, whatever that means.
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erotictouch4u
12 years ago
If it is turned around east-west then just get him to do it sideways and all will feel normal ET xox
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thought this was a BDSM topic!Oh well, just twist 'em back the other way and tape them down. Simple.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I had never even thought about it. But when always using the same hand, would that mean it is more developed than the other one?
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RHP User
12 years ago
If you masturbate with your left hand your cock bends to the right and with right to left. I would imagine most men nowadays use their left hand as they use the mouse with their right lolol If its twisted, I'd like to know what they use to wank with lmao- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
It looked like a corkscrew. He couldn't take a leak at public urinals as any bystander would be sprayed. He took his problem to the doctor to see if anything could be done. Ofcourse, the doctor had never seen anything like it and refered him to a specialist. Several months went by and the man returned to the doctor to be treated for a throat infection. The doctor checked him out and gave him a script for antibiotics. Then he recalled the previous problem and asked the man how it was. "Fine thanks, Doc. All fixed." The man said. The doctor smiled. "Oh good. The specialist was able to fix it then." "Oh, no." The man replied. "I never got in to see him. I just tapped it straight, like a panel beater." "You did what?" The doctor asked. "What do you mean?" "Well," the man explained, "after leaving here the last time, I had to stop at the men's room. I was waiting my turn because I didn't want to spray anyone and I noticed a man tapping his penis with his finger. I aasked him what he was doing and he said he was getting rid of the last few drops. So I've done that ever since and now my dick is straight." The doctor thought about this for a moment then asked, "How did you get the last drops out before this?" The man looked at him quizzically and replied, "I used to wring it out."
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RHP User
12 years ago
I suppose that gets around the problem of, more than 3 shakes is a wank.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Miss SarahCurious sounds like your man needs a couple of paddle pop sticks to use as splints to straighten the bugger round after your finished with him Ms Devious use hands, problem solved.Jensman ahahahahhahahahahahha
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RHP User
12 years ago
Don't you think men have enough problems being men without worrying about curvature of the cock??
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RHP User
12 years ago
Good to see the amount of deep thought (yes thought....not deep throat) that some members are giving to the job at hand... Personally..... I just lick them into shape pretty fast.
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RHP User
12 years ago
mines bent might need licking into shape
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RHP User
12 years ago
Maybe you need another guy who has the opposite and alternate between the two?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Perhaps he had a long term relationship with a partner who had a screw thread vagina!
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RHP User
12 years ago
A good mate of mine has had a bend in his dick all his life.. Him and his wife always made a joke of it and it never bothered him. . Then last year he tells me his dick was not only bent to one side , but also started to turn upwards.. End result was he had to have surgery to correct it... poor bugga was outta action for yonks...
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RHP User
12 years ago
It's pretty common. Up to 10% of the male population have it, usually as a result of trauma to the penis that develops into scar tissue ("old war wounds") achieved during sex (which is equal parts impressive and horrifying, when you think about it.) It's called Peyronie's disease. There's no known cure, but I'm sure 'ladies give it a hand back the other way' is the kind of folk science nobody will object too!
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RHP User
12 years ago
nar its a simple procedure for a common problem
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'micknmaggie' mines bent might need licking into shape bring it around and will see what the missus can do
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well I am pretty sure that torsional forces on a dick or sack can be bad. It can cause rupture of some of the blood vessels in the bsae and along the shaft! If its a real problem see a Dr about it. Mike Have fun kiddies!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Have to google "twisted dicks." Maybe....just maybe that's how they make twisties!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is a bar and grill in Pennsylvania!!!! HA....you're all wrong!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ghostbusters'Is a bar and grill in Pennsylvania!!!! HA....you're all wrong!!! Yankmychain will have experienced it!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Experienced everything??
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RHP User
12 years ago
My ex had the best cock. Bent downward, shape and size of a good sized banana. Best sex I ever had was pinned down legs together and that bend rubbing all the right places, felt like I was going to explode. Hmmm pity he was a man child lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Watched this show one night when they focused on the sexual body A guy had Peyronies Disease and to fix it they could either put a piece into the crooked side or remove some from the straight side. With the crooked side the risk of the implant was potential erectile dysfunction and the straight side was a decrease in length. The guy chose the decrease and later reports was he had no problems with it ....
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RHP User
12 years ago
A lot like my politics I lean a bit to the left! As far as alternating hands - variety is nice. I love it when there is a bit of rythm going and, without losing the rythm, a lovely lass swaps hands using one to knead or cup my balls. The change of sensation without losing rythm works for me. : ) A love a good blow job where hands are integeral also. A hearty swallow is always nice but not essential of the hands don't lose the rythm on the explosion.
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RHP User
12 years ago
LOL...love the commentsequipment with a forward tilt can be most beneficial in achieving satisfaction for the rider in upright positions............if its plain twisted all over the shop....maybe check this out......http://www.pivotalhealth.info/new_peyronies_page/?xtr=peyroniesgooglenetwork&gclid=CLrRx_3ph7UCFcdbpQodD0oAbAor reverse twist 6 times a day for 20 minutes a time..... ice packs, warm towels and ultrasound might helpjust KIDDING....i am not a dick specialist
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RHP User
12 years ago
They can be a bit scarey for me now (bent cocks that is) I have managed to "snap" a couple of bent cocks when getting a little to vigorous on top
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