Usernames - What They Really Say

May 10 2016

There’s been several threads on usernames in the past, but I wanted to take this in a bit of a different direction and not hijack someone else’s thread. Disco Stu is a character from The Simpsons and my unimaginative friends called me that many years ago and it’s kind of stuck with me since. I wanted to come up with something new, something a little more original and clever. So I started running through movies and tv shows, both titles and characters. Then I started thinking about what a name says about you or the type of people that you’re hoping to attract. So I started jotting them down and here is the best 10 that I came up with. “12YearsASlave” - one for the sub that's in it for the long haul.“GuysNDolls” - one for those that like their playmates inflatable and always have the puncture repair kit handy. I'd also like question why you’re here.“RedDwarf” - I don’t want to know what’s going on down there and I suggest it’s time for you to go and see your GP.“BoysNGirls” - no! At best this will get you on a list that will involve an awkward conversation with your neighbours. Worst case, you’ll end up being the plaything of many big hairy men (or women), several of them would be called Bubba if it was in the US. They won’t play nice.“Misery” - one for either the hardcore doms or subs.“AFewGoodMen” - either you’re a male couple seeking playmates or for someone that’s after a few male playmates, either individually or at the same time.“FaultyTowers” - probably not a good sales pitch on this site and you’d be better off speaking with your GP about little blue pills before being too active here.“BarneyStinson” - you’ll go to extreme lengths to get some action, for example “The Scuba Diver”. But it’s only a role that you play and in reality you are gay, married and have children.“GameOfThrones” - so many options here. You enjoy ‘keeping it in the family’. You’re the last in descendent in a once great family. You’re a mysterious red woman. You’ve sworn to live a life of celibacy to protect a big chunk of ice (why are you here unless you’re looking for a red-headed wildling?). Maybe simply your name is Jon and you know nothing. And my favourite: “LordFlashheart” – one for the very outgoing and self-confident. There’s so many great lines from this Blackadder character. “Hey girls - look at my machinery!”. “Always treat your kite like you treat your woman”, the response is something about 5 times a day and taking her to heaven and back. “Why do you have no underwear Lord Flash?”, “Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on!”. “Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it”. “Woof!” That’s it, I’m changing my name to LordFlashheart. It doesn’t reflect my personality, it’s more a reflection of my sense of humour. So, now it’s your turn. Feel free to discuss your own username or add to the list.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    no idea what ours relates to.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ...and the name ''Donald_Trump'' was already taken.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My name I chose because it sounded like the best old, homely woman's name I could think of.... And that was the persona I was going for :) Xxviolet

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Movie title profile names: AFewGoodMen... Im looking foor mmmf OnnTheWaterFront.... Im into golden showers BreakfastAtTiffanys.... I do sleepovers and expect food in the morning. RearWindow... Love anal OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest...self explanitory.beware

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Is Ancient Egyptian for cunt,mother ,the feminine principle 😈Q

  • Katkat

    Katkat

    9 years ago

    Hunting for wild wabbits - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Crackatini

    Crackatini

    9 years ago

    Yes that was one of my favourite Blackadder episodes. Mine hopefully reflects a laid back nature and an enjoyment of the social side of things. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My whole verbose profile rolled into 8 characters. 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta1' Is Ancient Egyptian for cunt,mother ,the feminine principle 😈Q Is the word related to "Quim"?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ...because as the seasons change, green and blue inevitably turn grey. No relation to the little known country pub band from Wisconsin...

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    9 years ago

    Definitely reflects who I am and my personality! I am sweet, loving, caring and respectful, but strong and tough at the same time, and gemstones are not easily breakable. Hence, there is no other better words to sum up my personality and character into one word than "Sweetgem" 😋 and I have not changed my username since I signed up to RHP 😊 Thanks to my little (just a little 😛) creative mind and writing skill, it wasn't a struggle at all for me to come up with my username. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A Trebblecleff is the symbol at the start of a piece of either guitar or piano music notation. Music is my deepest passion and it all starts with a Trebblecleff, so what better way to start off an introduction with someone. We both know what instrument we are playing all we need to do now is write the melody down together. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Travel_Bug

    Travel_Bug

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Huntress108' Hunting for wild wabbits Huntress does sound so much more noble and impressive then "ElmerFudd".

  • Travel_Bug

    Travel_Bug

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Deep_Purple' Movie title profile names: AFewGoodMen... Im looking foor mmmf Instead of "AFewGoodMen", I think you're looking for either "The3Amigos" or "The3Musketeers". And depending on your particular tastes, you might want to stay away from "GoodBadAndUgly". If you want to add more 'm's into the mix, there's "Super8", "Platoon" (30ish) or even "ThreeHundred" (a lot of oiled up Spartans).

  • horneycouplewa

    horneycouplewa

    9 years ago

    Say's it all what we arewho we arewhere we are

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    What will happen when we meet a nice couple

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    We found ourselves getting into a habit of having an espresso martinis to give us a jolt and they are delicious.... like us😄. So when we decided to change names when we came back from a break, it was the clear winner.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    And we make them super strong with a shot or two of Cafe Patron(tequila). So delish.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    mado, tara, born 1969 Mado Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My username is in reference to Poison Ivy who is a super villainess in DC Comics, she's an enemy of Batman and was played by Uma Thurman in the batman and robin movie - the spelling Ivy was already taken so ended up with IV. My username has a dark triple meaning with IV also standing for intravenous line and there is the also the plant - Poison Ivy. I'm not entirely sure why I poison IV popped into my head, I originally joined under a pseudonym of annaharris which was simply two made up names because everything else I inputted as a username was already taken and it was late at night when I joined. No idea for other usernames I had enough trouble coming up with mine!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    mine is me. I'm a self confessed female wanker hands are always wandering, any wonder I never get anything done. Love being naked and caressing myself, never wear clothes at home anymore Can't even be trusted in the car I love your new name Lord_Flashheart Awesome for roleplay and particularly liked your topic and humour injected into this. Well done. I often think of what other name I would have but this one is perfect for me lol If I had to choose another one 'A few good men' would also be heavily considered, I'd otherwise go to a superhero theme. Reincarnate as, shit I was going to say 'sif' but that sounds like a shortened version of an sti so maybe not haha damn I still want to get between Thor's mighty thighs

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    i've gone thru a few usernames myself and there are only 3 fundamentals that steer my decision - making process: #1 - HUMOR - MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR ME IS TO MAKE OTHERS LAUGH. #2 INTRIGUE - GETS OTHERS THINKING, THEY THEN ASK AND VOILA! - ICE BROKEN #3 UNIQUENESS - AS IF ANYONE SPEAKS MY SPASTIC LINGO!!! HAHA GOOD LUCK! I SPEAK FLUENT POTATO! My current username is one i made recently when i was shitty at my ... i guess you could say 'boyfriend'? (not yet confirmed by him, but in my mind he is). I was shitty because i felt my love n feelings for him were only one sided, so in response to that, i thought 'well screw you for fucking with my heart cupid, ya jew', hence the username 'CupidsAjoo'. Here's a list of my past usernames n why i picked em. Have not been active recently as i dont need/want to be/happily technically spoken for, but in the back of my mind, hav been wanting to come up with a username that makes anyone who sees it, completely lose their shit laughing. as of yet, not happy with anything ive concocted so far. anyways, here goes. 1.) BELLABOOTY88 - This was my original first ever username (have since removed account) and chose it as a double entendre on the word 'bella' as in pretty girl or 'bellabooty' beautiful booty coz thats the one thing i love about me at all. the 88 is coz im a total nazi fan .... NOT lol its my bday year. 2.) MsMuzzaBooty/MsMuzzaBooty75 - Because i wanted to show the man I STILL LOVE that me and my butt are his (but i removed that account ^ 3.) DatOnionBooty - New temporary profile which i am currently using - My reasoning behind this one? - because 'Dat' is an ass that'll bring a tear to your eye. 4.) CupidsAjoo - coz cupid IS a FECKIN joo!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Huntress108' Hunting for wild wabbits - Posted from rhpmobile How do you cook them?En Anglaise?.The angle of the dangle depends on the sag of the bag

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The first using of quim only dates back to 1635...there is no evidence that it derives from Qefenta which exists as an ancient heiroglyth . The OED says its not derived from the Welsh cwm which means valley but apparently spme scholars do. k'at is another hieroglyph for cunt..quim and cunt are frequently used to denigrate women and used against men as a huge insult...Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Is also no relation between k'at and cat / pussy..pussy derives from purse the vagina being shaped like a purse rather than it being seen as a money maker😈..interesting coincidences though Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well, just in case it needs explaining... Two beautiful, sensual, enticing, voluptuous, insatiable women who are living the dream! Mary and Donna xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Seriously....the most apt username ive ever come across

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Awesome love it 😂😂😂 Coffee and toast now, just as I suspected (in my best Maxwell Smart voice) 😃

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    9 years ago

    it gets worse summer, good ole google gagaga 🐄💩

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Back on topic - My username, I've only ever had the one. Tulips - my favourite flowers 🌷, also pronounced 'two lips' 💋, and they're for you (4u) 💕 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Ajay Naidu is in fact also a Darwin doctor who was accused of stalking patients on dating sites...so Doc,who are you really ? Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Why Thankyou ;) Mary and Donna xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A-or-G ....use as a group profile name, maybe? G-spot ...

  • Newcruiser

    Newcruiser

    9 years ago

    its in your hands Ladies

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    While youre here, Ive been curious to know why you like to have such a huge friends list. Nearly a thousand!! So whats the fascination of having anyone and everyone who accepts your friend request? Does rhp give you a prize for the most friends? Just curious to know....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    DP that's Kermie who was😎Q

  • undieszip

    undieszip

    9 years ago

    Undieszip I have been known as undies for as long as I remember. Zip from a corny old joke/lame pick up line....... what has 100 teeth and keeps a monster at bay..... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Two_Tarts

    Two_Tarts

    9 years ago

    We were just having a laugh at what some people assumed about us based on how many friends we have. Before that we were "we_want_to" which might help explain a few of the friends ;-)...lol....

  • joanne1991

    joanne1991

    9 years ago

    It was easy to remember

  • Genius_Ironman

    Genius_Ironman

    9 years ago

    Although I kinda do meet both criteria.

  • Travel_Bug

    Travel_Bug

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' mine is me. I'm a self confessed female wanker hands are always wandering, any wonder I never get anything done. Love being naked and caressing myself, never wear clothes at home anymore Can't even be trusted in the car I love your new name Lord_Flashheart Awesome for roleplay and particularly liked your topic and humour injected into this. Well done. I often think of what other name I would have but this one is perfect for me lol If I had to choose another one 'A few good men' would also be heavily considered, I'd otherwise go to a superhero theme. Reincarnate as, shit I was going to say 'sif' but that sounds like a shortened version of an sti so maybe not haha damn I still want to get between Thor's mighty thighs Here's a couple of other name options for you. "Divinals" and "Chrissy" are obvious ones. What about "Whatareya?"? You're a wanker, self confessed, so that TISM song could be an option too. So you want to get between Thor's mighty thighs. Remember that you need to be worthy to be able to hold Thor's 'hammer'! I've got another name for you. "Mjolnir", Thor's hammer (I had to look it up so don't judge), as you want to be picked up by a Norse god and tossed around a bit!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well, I am a tradie born in 69. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It's a trip we are taking together, an adventure for two down a road untraveled. This is our ride, it doesn't matter the make or model or even the vintage at the end it will always be about our ride.

  • Travel_Bug

    Travel_Bug

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Summersolstice' Maybe a more apt username for yourself would have been CrockZ9? It looks like the two of you have scared the 'good' Doc off.

  • Travel_Bug

    Travel_Bug

    9 years ago

    SJ, looking at your name and profile, I think you're looking for "StarLord" (sorry, I'm in a bit of a Marvel movie theme at the moment).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    He's Ying and I'm yang and then there's you ;-) Ms Yang

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'CucknShells' I like to be beside the sea side and I like shells especially cockleshells. And its him and me. Shells. I'm reminded of an episode many years ago whilst serving in the RAN... I was a junior Able Seaman at the time. We were on deployment in SE Asia. One afternoon we were to set sail from anchor. Ordinarily, members of the Seamanship branch would conduct the evolution to weigh anchor, but sometimes members of other branches would be co-opted to assist. One of my mates and I (both Techos) happened to be on the forecastle (pronounced "fo'csle") and were called upon that afternoon. Now, every trade and profession have their own jargon, and the "Mullets" (Seamanship branch, aka "Fishheads", "Dib Dabs", etc etc etc - there were many terms of endearment) were no exception... Anyway, when the Officer of the Watch on the Bridge, and the Senior Sailor on the Fo'csle ask, "How does your cable grow?", they become quite unappreciative should you respond, "With silver bells and cockle shells... How the fuck should I know ?!". hehehe Maybe it's one of those situations where you just had to be there... I thought it was funny. I have a little chuckle every time I see your handle here in the forum.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    haha love typing your new name, it sounds so regal, yet naughty So you were talking about Thor's hammer.....................................keep talking

  • BiLinguists

    BiLinguists

    9 years ago

    We're quite talented with our tongues, and very flexible! Love Disco Stu and Deep Purple!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    another Elvis has left the building Doc the crock

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Great thread, Lord_Flashheart. Mines an old blues song from the sixties that I'd been listening to a lot, and a favourite. My heavy load, by Big Mamma Thornton, and the legendary Mississippi Fred McDowell, on guitar. I try to explain it in my profile. With some women thinking I'm weird. I thought, many would be thinking differently why I chose it. Like I'm some porno star (far from it). I felt it matched the site we on because of that. In my messages to women, I used to try guess why they picked a certain user name. Cuminmepls was obvious, others I didn't have a clue. Cheers I've enjoyed reading through this MHL

  • Oldie1954

    Oldie1954

    9 years ago

    Kumalot2 was not my original handle for this site but after a few ladies and couples commented on the amount of fluid I ejaculated it got me thiking about a more appropriate handle that said it all and was easy to interpret hence Kumalot2 came into being.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    What y'all think it means ? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I don't know. Do you wanna fly over and show me 😜😜😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It's true, some of the time

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Self explanatory - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Entertaining read :) If I ever come across these profiles I'm blocking them asap: Bad_Boy_Bubby SexyFeebles NormanB4U Ih8_Dom5 Jailbait69 Messsgeualways Ok I lied, sexy Feebles would get a view to see if they were creepy sexy (I haven't discovered what this is yet but I'm keeping my options open). I mean, are they the fly or the rabbit? Or that.... Oh the memories of crazy video. Any kind of muppet_chef could be my mate, I actually think I've spotted something like this? Huntress- you're killing it. Love the name. Sums up that powerful feeling I get when I enter a dirty bar at 12pm. I know what I'm looking for, find it and drag that half dazed bloke home- it's hit and miss, like most hunting. The thrill is good though. 😛 I used to be jessicarabbit_x, now any (long term or wa) forum user will know that there is an apparently gorgeous redhead out there (here in Perth) called Jess already. I walked into that one without knowing as I joined up. After a year I changed it to Longest_Dream. Like many mentioned before, humor comes into it. I'm an insomniac. My own private (weep*) joke. It's a bit 'airy fairy' and I think that lets my suitors in for how I dress, and doesn't let them in on how much I cuss! I do actually think life is like a daydream. Things pass so fast. Memories can be better. I use too many words. It can't be a poem. Let me alone with my dream. It's a bit ol' romantic, eh? I think it's fitting me. Do humans breathe air? Stay away from that one 😉 Longest xx - Posted from rhpmobile