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V Day - sex fairy wish list...
February 09 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think he is trapped at my studio, so do not expect anything at all this year girls Me and a female friend tied him up and ate marshmallows of his abs and other parts He did whisper for help But the studio is sound proofed I will let him out one day, promise Those pizza boys are to afraid to deliver to the studio any more Can I help it if my girlfriends are ravenous? Packs up a WA home grown boy and ships him to Vintagetatu Handle with care,and often
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RHP User
13 years ago
OOhhhhhh an erect cock for 24 hours for me to do with as i wished :P wahoooooooooooooo babyyyyyyyyy Oh and a bouquet of orchids too please :p See i havent asked for much this year . For all those who dont have a valentine this year.. spoil yourself because you all deserve too!!! xxTRIPS
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RHP User
13 years ago
♐ ♥ ⚘ ⚤ ☂ | ...I'll be back later, I have to check the JB catalog and make a phone call to my friendly neighborhood bulk supplier of red silk ropes and one to the folks that sell that fabulous silky liquid chocolate in bulk so I can fill my spa. | PS...you needed a special V-Day umbrella. How can you ever hope to be a Sex Fairy without matching accessories? | *starts singing again* | I'm twisted and naughty but always nice. | The Sex Fairy is coming.......to town.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ibody would be my choice xz
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RHP User
13 years ago
sorry I couldnt resist..oh where to begin...Im a little anal (oops again) so I will list my top 3 wishes:1.My thigh high boots that I have been searching for fruitlessly for ages. The ones Madonna wore for the grand final would be perfect2. Free flights from Qantas so I could have all my delicious sexy friends that live to far away come and play. *wink* you know who you are. mmm all at once, one at a time - who cares!3. A small mountain of french lingerie chasingmidnight is it OK if we all come and play in your silky chocolate bath ?Now Ms VT you know you'll be the first one I call if I should decide to join both teams
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm sure Justin would love to oblige! Might even sing you a ballad while he's at it? . Mrs E would like to bump and grind with Trey Songz and Neyo to make a mmf valentines spectacular. . Give me Marilyn Monroe (plus a time machine) as I'd like to lick her butt (Mrs E chimes in, that she would like to do the same) . "Ahhhhh..."
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Vintagetatu
13 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' I think he is trapped at my studio, so do not expect anything at all this year girls Me and a female friend tied him up and ate marshmallows of his abs and other parts He did whisper for help But the studio is sound proofed I will let him out one day, promise Those pizza boys are to afraid to deliver to the studio any more Can I help it if my girlfriends are ravenous? Packs up a WA home grown boy and ships him to Vintagetatu Handle with care,and often YOU OVERSEXED THE SEX FAIRY? *applauds* dear god woman you must be good ;)Quoting 'xxTRIPSxx'For all those who dont have a valentine this year.. spoil yourself because you all deserve too!!! xxTRIPS Duracell batteries = tick ;)Orchids on their way Ms Trips!Quoting 'ChasingMidnight'PS...you needed a special V-Day umbrella. How can you ever hope to be a Sex Fairy without matching accessories? |Really Squire - what on earth makes you think I don't have matching accessories? *insert devious smirk*Quoting 'msminx3' Now Ms VT you know you'll be the first one I call if I should decide to join both teams You have my number - feel free to speed dial asap when required... *purchases ticket to QLD*I think I need to purchase a motorbike... big, hot, sexy, vibrating, throbbing, loud machine... no need to ride it... just let it idle in the garage - ohh the photography opportunities.. now who can I get to help me out with it ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm glad you said Qantas Minxy because if you'd asked for free jetstar flights, I'd have to call you stingy :-P
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RHP User
13 years ago
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Vintagetatu
13 years ago
Quoting 'Krissy_G' That go on and on and on *puts hand up to be stand in battery*
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RHP User
13 years ago
a woman that has the fire and can keep up
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Krissy_G' Quoting 'Vintagetatu' Quoting 'Krissy_G' That go on and on and on *puts hand up to be stand in battery* And I aint buying anymore. May need your help sweetie. Girls you would be doing your bit for the environment here;)Chasingmidnight.. hit it guitar boy.."Im making a list, Im checking it twice Im gonna find out who's naughty or nice, (hopefully both) the sex fairy is comin to town" Have been working on my VIP list for the silky chocolate spa - how many can I have??Minxy
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Vintagetatu
13 years ago
Quoting 'Krissy_G' Quoting 'Vintagetatu' Quoting 'Krissy_G' That go on and on and on *puts hand up to be stand in battery* And I aint buying anymore. May need your help sweetie. ReadyWillingAble...Puhleassssse explain why WA has so many insanely hot people over there... I need to migrate *stat*
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'longpassionate69'a woman that has the fire and can keep up I want a man that has the fire and can keep up.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm glad you found your VIP invite...you know, I almost wish I had delivered it by hand. | Quoting 'msminx3' Have been working on my VIP list for the silky chocolate spa - how many can I have?? | And as for you, fair lady...I would never doubt for a moment that you would be caught without accessories to match nearly any celebration, event or even a ride on a growling, vibrating and hard throbbing street machine even if it never left the garage. | Quoting 'Vintagetatu'Really Squire - what on earth makes you think I don't have matching accessories? *insert devious smirk* | Okay, so I do have something for you that you might not have and happy to give you a V-Day present a few days early so you can try it out before you really need it...in spite of all this talk of being a lowly Squire. You know I have connections with at the Crown so be nice...and just hold out your hand? Thanks, that's a good little Sex Fairy. I know, it may look like just another set of nose plug for swimmers, but see the little cylinders there on each side? Yes ma'am...tiny little oxygen tanks, so once you go down you can stay down and will have about 15 minutes to do whatever it is that Sex Fairies do in a warm spa full of chocolate and no one will know. You can thank me later...or come good with Charlize, she's on my wish list you know? | *starts happily singing "The Sex Fairy is Coming to Town" chorus* | "Sheeeeeeeeee.....knows who likes blueberries, She knows whose body's hot, And when she disappears from site She's going to take a shot......Sooooooooo" | Minxy...I think you may clear the fence by about a meter, maybe more.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'msminx3' Have been working on my VIP list for the silky chocolate spa - how many can I have?? | Sorry, I got carried away playing the guitar solo in that damn song...I think I had my Marshall stack cranked up just a tad too high and my LP Custom really screams on the 12th fret. My bad. | Anyway, you and two guests is always appropriate...just think of the words "de tois" and you will always be politically and socially correct for all occasions. Oh my gawd...forget being politically correct, if you bring Julia you can just go for a swim in the Yarra together. | ...seriously, you can you imagine her naked?
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Vintagetatu
13 years ago
Julia Gillard *shudder*.... CM you just ruined my morning ew ew ewwwww...I may have to add the boy from my coffee shop to the list - the jeans he was wearing yesterday oh my *fans face* oh la la... some men just know how to wear a nice pair of jeans... *drool*
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RHP User
13 years ago
and the spa opens at the stroke of "midnight"Minxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Krissy_G' That is what Ide call A V Day mmmmmmmmm LOL. Lucky you two are so far away I can safely flirt with you@ChasingMidnight...seulement trois?? OK then. Tight arseNow for the rest of that song (not so much fretting on your 12th this time) lol..and Im thinking very sultry , the likes of Ella Fitzgerald . What have you got CM?Minxy x
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MegaSin
13 years ago
mmm MsMinx in French Lingerie would be a great start to V Day ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
...but hell yes! | Quoting 'msminx3' Not again...and the spa opens at the stroke of "midnight" I am so disappointed, I thought you had promised not to mention the "One Night in Brisvegas" to anyone....and especially since I had to pick up the tab for getting the chocolate stains out of the tub and cleaning all 300 gallons up that went down the drains. Oh well, secret's out and it was....good. | Ella Fitzgerald....seriously? That's the kind of music the hot grannys listen to zooming around in the nursing home in their turbo-charge nanamobiles. All the old guys there...they prefer the ones that can take their teeth out. | Let's work on the theme music a bit, Nana Minxy... unless of course we all get one of those nanamobiles?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I would like my partner to fly home from work 1 day earlier so I can spoil him on V day. Cass xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
@ ChasingMidnight...and what is the matter with Ella Fitzgerald, I like to have a few surprises up my sleeve. What were you thinking CM?Im having trouble with my buttons not sure why my "reply with quote" is going to the error page. If anyone would like to come over and help me with that I would be oh so grateful;) (see profile for full requirements)@Megasin ...and Msminx out of french lingerie would be even better... but I"m going to have to wait for my V day treats..about 7 more days.Minxy x
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MegaSin
13 years ago
MsMinx Waiting for your treats will make it all the more worthwhile I am waiting, waiting, waiting to undress someone from their French Lingerie.... But who???
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RHP User
13 years ago
...so tres' chic of you to rock up on your bright red turbo-charged Penny Farthing, ever so retro yet perfectly elegant. And as for for coming good with my wish? Charlize, Angelina and Gwyneth Paltrow as a bonus...she's hotting up with age you know, so thanks again! | Midnight has been stoked and stroked, so Minxy and the other VIP guests are welcome to come....up the ballroom staircases to the right and left of the foyer. If there's a coat hanger on the door...I am sure we will be out in no time to welcome the guests. | Music...crank it up! This ain't Ella but that is no nanamobile either....... | Come on over baby got nothin' to loseWell you never get enough o' those highway bluesJust another road to freedom and you know thatIt ain't no crime noooooCan't you hear it baby like thunder I knowLike the magic and the passion of rock and rollIt's like a Harley motorcycle raging out of control soooo Danger up ahead of you...Comin' up behind you tooTurn it to the left...Turn it to the rightNow you twist the throttle up with all your might Dangerous, that's why you love it || Well you like to drive fast baby so do ISlide up right beside me watch the broken lines fly'Cause there's no one who can catch usJust let anybody give it a try nooooCan't you hear it baby like thunder I knowIt's like the magic and the passion of rock 'n' roll You're a rebel and you know itAnd you're not afraid to throw it away soooo Danger up ahead of you...Comin' up behind you tooTurn it to the left...Turn it to the rightNow you twist the throttle up with all your might It's dangerous...that's why you love it | Don't forget the blueberries!
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RHP User
13 years ago
geez, that seems a very odd coincidence, I'm going to be in brissy in 7 days...if only I'd known, I'd have organised you a special V-day treat for you :-P
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'd like more booty calls at 10pm at night that say "i need some dick now" from guys who's profile says they're straight.... who then get pissed off because you refuse their generous offer to get out of bed, jump on your bike and ride half way across the city to a dude that, for all you know, is most unlikely to be any kind of fun at all, if in fact he isn't just a teenager fucking around in his mother's basement that has a fake profile. Jesus. You blokes have to grow some kind of resemblance to a brain to pull a shag. Read a book or something. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
13 years ago
i'm a sad sack i know...but theres not a person in this world i lust after.....other than my wife. i spent the first 25 years that i knew her, adoring her from afar...and this is only the 3rd valentines day we've had together....as husband and wife....i'm not wasting it on anyone else...lol.
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Vintagetatu
13 years ago
Happy Orgasm Day Ladies and Gents... may your day be filled with lip biting, sheet clenching, make you quiver ..... Now where the fuck is that damn sex fairy.....xoVT
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RHP User
13 years ago
My partner, a spa and a waterproof hitachi wand.What did I get?Stomach cramps and hormones. Grrrrr!
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RHP User
13 years ago
...who works at JBs. | That's a wrap...see ya next year. | | Lick my balls Charlize and Holly...fa la la la laaaa la la la la. We all need fantasies.
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RHP User
13 years ago
hope everyones ok...the 'sex fairies' been to my place twice already today..... lets see if we can entice her back after dinner..... lol woohoo....
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Vintagetatu
13 years ago
Share the sex fairy around will you... tsk tsk...ps. I love how much you love your wife - Congratulations xoxo
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