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Validations- Best, Funniest and Worst You've Read

August 11 2015

I just clicked on a couple of profiles today during my lunch break and read a few of the validations. One validation made me break out in laughter. funniest validation I have read so far... An excerpt of the validation below: 'Not only is he hung like a donkey but he fucks like a stallion!' . good on ya!!! I haven't read any bad validations yet (who accepts to have that anyway to say they are crap. lol). But you never know. So what is the best or funniest or worst one you have read. Your turn.

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    "Meander has a spectacular cunt." Got a few messages about that one.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' "Meander has a spectacular cunt." Got a few messages about that one. Jealous!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Man whom I had never met but had chatted to for a while sent me a validation implying that I was a whore..interestingly he was studying Buddhism with a teacher I was acquainted with xxFreya😳

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    "Meander is an excellent human"...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The word filthy keeps popping up in validations I read. All I can imagine is a scene of people pooping on each other. Next. :-D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    If you see that Buddhist on the road, kill him :-D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    *meet

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Chatted to a younger guy who had 2 validations. One woman said "he has a very lush willy".. The other one said "he has been blessed with a beautiful piece of manhood" Sounds like he has a very pretty penis, then ........ No, I never got the chance to see for myself

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I don't seem to read that far lol 😳 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    that says "she was soooooooo MOIST!!!!" 😝😝😈 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Thats code for "she's a squirter" ☔

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    bahahaha I thought "scuba gear never became so much fun" was code for she's a squirter?? Wow; they're getting very sophisticated in their sublime messages eh?? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    9 years ago

    At least they were original in their validations :) Mary xx

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    9 years ago

    Two words that should be removed from the English language. Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Moist is a lovely word !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Stirry' bahahaha I thought "scuba gear never became so much fun" was code for she's a squirter?? Wow; they're getting very sophisticated in their sublime messages eh?? - Posted from rhpmobile mop and bucket required?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hung like a wasp and goes like a sewing machine 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    couldnt agree more! Those words should be banned. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Generally not a fan of validation thought I let one in as it had an element of humor and truth. "Yes yes yes this person is a living breathing person, very similar to a human being. In certain light that is. Talks under wet concrete, yet still zen-ish." Has me in a nut shell.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya70' Man whom I had never met but had chatted to for a while sent me a validation implying that I was a whore..interestingly he was studying Buddhism with a teacher I was acquainted with xxFreya😳 Studying Buddhism and is on RHP being a dickhead... brain... about.. to. explode

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    I prefer my cakes.......MOIST But agree, if your woman is moist, you are not doing it right

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Countrychic1962' Quoting 'Stirry' bahahaha I thought "scuba gear never became so much fun" was code for she's a squirter?? Wow; they're getting very sophisticated in their sublime messages eh?? - Posted from rhpmobile mop and bucket required? ..... maybe even a raincoat ... a yellow one .... as she opens fire across your left shoulder

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    In an Imperfect world...... and not the selectively sanitised one people permit others to see...... we'd be able to read what other REALLY think. But for now... theres the forums.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    "such a fuckable cunt" and he hadn't even seen it? ? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    He was using the "C" word as an adjective as opposed to the noun. * note this post is a joke not meant to offend you. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My friend had wanted to write "What a cunt" instead, which I thought was great but probably would have gotten him a bad rap. My validation of him is still "What an arse" though. ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    what would people say if they read "Virgin Mary had nothing on this lady!!! Now THAT'S tight 😊" 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    "For the woman who likes a challenge."

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' "For the woman who likes a challenge." Yeah and that's just chatting with him!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm quite certain that was what he meant. Some people handle rejection with such style....

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    9 years ago

    Mines gone too, stirry WTF.....💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Is on his new profile. So your validations have gone ppfftt with his profile ladies