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Validations; uncensored

November 10 2017

Let’s have some fun The topic of validations, and why people do or don’t write them/like them, has been covered many times in the fora… Let’s put a twist on it. What validation would you write for a current or ex lover/partner/FB/FWB/whatever you want to label it, if you could write whatever you wanted, uncensored? Feel free to let loose, but PLEASE DO NOT name/identify anyone, or use this as an opportunity to have a go at other forumites… I'm thinking short and, maybe not so sweet, like a real validation... Good, bad, funny… bring it!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Fun to fuck but fucked in the head, 3 years of shit, what a waste of a good bed. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I Was over in NZ doing a movie gig last year..My phone rings.. and I identified the called by the ring tone.. I was leaning back between some harness gear and as one does sometimes.. forgot about people around me..I flipped the phone open and said.."Aaaay.. My favourite little Whore... How are you kiddo??"Well.. that CERTAINLY got me some looks and comments from the wranglers around me.. Point is I guess..."IF she was on RHP, AND I gave out validations... THAT is about exactly what it would read..." We do have a pretty special bond..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    U r 1 of my favourite fuck overs. But u f'ed our babies better then u ever did me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    than

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Witty, cheeky man, excellent in bed, and very honest - openly admits he’s an asshole. My advice? Believe him 😉

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    Lazy and never around.. well that's bullshit around a sexy shiela. Must have been dam blind.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    7 years ago

    It’s better to know and be disappointed than never know and wonder 😇 thanks for trying 👍🏽

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    wish i had of let this one get away,when she plays dumb and hard to get, do yourself a favour let her go and walk the other way when she isn't watching, the dumb is real ,the hard to get isn't if that isn't enough just between us and the www she only liked missionary , enough said ! for an old x of mr b thanks betty for this topic. was fun and therapeutic ,lol should have done that 20 years ago ,👍😂👍😂👍😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    fuck you, fuck you, fuck you (Insert double bird flip) I faked it all the way

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Her tattoo wishes she would go away.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    ...you see an advert for feminine hygiene products, pay attention and head straight away to your chemist''. Ewwwww....that's nasty!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Don't miss catching up with this one. Great sex, great company. Sadly doesn't play well with pet rabbits

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    7 years ago

    Definitely hung and thick. But the thick description sadly applies to both heads 😯

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    7 years ago

    All so nasty I think it's kind of relevant at this juncture to point out that all those writing their barbed comments ..... exercised their own judgement... BEFORE deciding to meet the person written about.... and another judgement BEFORE taking that meeting into the sexual realm. There is a high degree of responsibility in that as they didn't make those choices for you and you had multiple opportunities to turn away Just sayin 😎 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Apologies I don't have anything negative to say about my ex, to go with the flow of the above replies. I would write in the positive but that would appear still "hung up"?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    "You are strong willed and independent enough to go your own way, however you like, ignoring the critics, and even against the general flow of the rest of society. Which is wonderful. Unfortunately it also applies to your driving". :)

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    7 years ago

    Mine is a total fabrication, using two of the attributes so often spruiked on this site. .....just sayin 😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I am totally up for complimentary/nice validations - no need to go with the flow ;) DG - it's not really all that strange that most of the posts are negative... you can do nice validations any old time, so not as inviting as having a vent... As with any other thread, please feel free to not read/participate if you don't like the vibe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Don't leave any jewellery at his place, you may not get it back

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    ...just goofing around. That said I am now more clear on the definition of the word ''anal''.

  • MrPlayful

    MrPlayful

    7 years ago

    When I was young I had no sense, I took this girl behind the fence I gave her a shilling and she was willing, I gave her a pound and she laid down So I gave her a smack, she opened her crack, and that’s where I planted my Union Jack!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' All so nasty I think it's kind of relevant at this juncture to point out that all those writing their barbed comments ..... exercised their own judgement... BEFORE deciding to meet the person written about.... and another judgement BEFORE taking that meeting into the sexual realm. There is a high degree of responsibility in that as they didn't make those choices for you and you had multiple opportunities to turn away Just sayin 😎 - Posted from rhpmobile So reading your post, if l was unfortunately murdered by someone that l perceived to be a suitable lover, that it was my fault for making the choice to meet and drop my undies?Hindsight is a wonderful thing but that is exactly what it is....hindsight.

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    Free to good home. Needs his ego stroked constantly as well as his cock. No returns. This isn't a fabrication. LOL We all need to vent once in a while.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' All so nasty I think it's kind of relevant at this juncture to point out that all those writing their barbed comments ..... exercised their own judgement... BEFORE deciding to meet the person written about.... and another judgement BEFORE taking that meeting into the sexual realm. There is a high degree of responsibility in that as they didn't make those choices for you and you had multiple opportunities to turn away Just sayin 😎 - Posted from rhpmobile Mischievous Lad, I agree with what you say in principle, however you never really know anyone's true colours until your breaking up with them, then their true selves have a tendency to shine through, good and bad. I own my "validation" to my ex Yes, still fuck you !

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    7 years ago

    Come on Annie..... theres an oceans width between the act of murder...... ..... and the act of writing badly about someone YOU chose to meet. Hindsight is one thing. Maliciousness to gloss over the fact that a validation only occurs as a result of the writers choices.... which turned out to be poor ones.....is another. I didnt intend this to be overly serious..... just stating the obvious

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Wish you were here - I'm currently naked and dripping, glass of bubbles in hand 😙

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    7 years ago

    Can I be the meat in your soggy sandwich 😂 My previous post was made up too DG....

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    It was an example to highlight the principal. I agree with what Pipsqueak said above. We do not know the inner traits of the people we date. Only during g the interaction that we discover. I agree if we were identifying those we write negatively about that would be unacceptable. Only those very close to us will know who we are referring to and perhaps those that we are validating if they recognise the points of which we speak. And if they did recognise themselves, perhaps they can alter their behaviour for future hookups/relationships. So there is a silver lining in all the storm clouds that are posted here. ML, perhaps a little nervous of future posts from previous hookups....... 😀

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    "Straight out of a Marvel comic... The One Minute Wonder (man)" * Disclaimer: not based on a real person or an actual experience, thank goodness

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    "Five years of worth of encounters with this man... each one better than the last." *Disclaimer: based on a real person and actual experience, thank goodness

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    7 years ago

    A picture is worth a thousand words.... She gave me a Stephen King novel :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    7 years ago

    How old does food poisoning look?? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Thanks. Don't care if people think my post is nasty. When you fuck with kids (I do NOT mean that literally) you gain my ire. ML, you might think I would have known what a shit father he was going to be? And I believed in him for years after we split... Thanks again for the topic Betty, I welcomed the chance to post some ire. Sadly, most often exes become exes for very good reasons. This one was selfish to the extreme that he didn't even look out for his kids... though he told them he had. That was a shock for them. Peachy

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    7 years ago

    If thyou walls could speak 😎 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    This guy will give his all and I mean ALL of himself, including 1. Long phone conversations, hope you're a good listener and don't mind an hour of him talking about how his wife cheated on him 2. Will open up about his life, no secrets at all, including how his wife cheated on him, he doesn't care now of course but being the sharing/caring type, will go on and on about it, and then kindly let you know he's separated but still sleeping in the same bed as his wife. So nice of him to be honest 😏 3. You will require stamina to keep up with this guy, to stop yourself falling asleep and dropping your phone Give him a try 👍 Disclaimer: this is based on a real experience 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    This guy is NOT a time waster He'll only take up 5 minutes of your time max unless you include the time zipping up on the way to the door If you're busy, don't miss this opportunity👍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    But your arse stinks! M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • share_me_now_69

    share_me_now_69

    7 years ago

    the problem we find is you cant leave an honest or negative vaildation? so we met a guy he had a decent validation claimed he had good experience and he was a real let down, he talked the talk but could walk the walk once he actually had a chance to play. we never left 1 for him

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    The thing is one person's dud is another's epic root ☺ Hence why negatives would be so wrong in my humble opinion

  • cher76

    cher76

    7 years ago

    Selfish in bed best off passing and satisfying yourself 🤔🤔 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Cancelled dinner the afternoon of my birthday when going to meet for the first time. Never to be heard from again 😟

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Get this woman in. Things will soon vanish

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Is utterly delicious, inside and out. Fabulous lover, great movie snuggle buddy, and makes the most amazing pate *swoon* Can’t wait for his schedule to settle down so I can have him in my bed, and pool, more often 😍

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Knows her way around her playmates body. As you recover within knotted drenched sheets, exhausted and without legs, you have only her perfume scent lingering on with the memories and the cravings for her next visit

  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    Stop reading EarthQueens comments when in public. That's like the third time in as many weeks I've pissed myself laughing out loud at your comments 😂😂😂

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    7 years ago

    No-one loves me like I love me 😎

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Freaky_Fun' Stop reading EarthQueens comments when in public. That's like the third time in as many weeks I've pissed myself laughing out loud at your comments 😂😂😂 Its a shame we don't live near each other. Although that could be dangerous if we went out together LOL

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    Some people call him the Space Cowboy. I call him the Gangster of Love. Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the timeOee baby he'll show you a good time Thanks to Steve Miller Band song The Joker for the word inspiration

  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    Might have to do a road trip in the New Year 😃😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    You're not saying someone stole from you? Did that happen?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Well that's one hell of a birthday present 👎

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    “The only thing you were good at fucking was my bank balance” That felt good...... BB - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    😀 I certify *I'lllickyourpussyforhours/days* (disclaimer: made up name) is real. That's it, can't think of anything else nice to say 😏

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Your penis stinks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Just got out of jail Nearly got me pregnant 45 not 32 Just graduated from tinder Kept anchovies in pants Wow reading this made realize that I'm not the only one having a sucks time here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Lol...made up...i d never really say something like this about a real person... Here it goes... Do starfish have a pulse??? Dont think this one dud either... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Did...not dud...although... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Yup, smelly parts are very off-putting! The smell of the arse of the woman I had, made me want to vomit! Still, that’s what happens when you rush a meet! If his cock smells of you when it’s been in there, that’s part of the exercise, but when she’s had a crap before you’ve knocked on her door, and not suggest you both shower before, then that’s very average. Still, I could have suggested it, even though I did come straight from the shower at home, to her bed! M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I have met some of my favourite people through this site, friends who have changed my life - literally. I have explored realities I didn't even know existed, which definitely helped me finding 'me'. I love this place, our Hotel California... but have an inner struggle with those who judge others, or simply choose to be nasty, just because they can... I also fight a constant battle to stop my inner rebel from questioning the authorities - their methods often leave me baffled... I do love my IP though

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Hotel California, the good, the bad and the ugly, balls of steel I have now 😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    just winced 😕

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    "I'll have what she's having" because faking it, is the only result your tongue can achieve..... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Cowboyinthecity

    Cowboyinthecity

    7 years ago

    You girls are poetry in motion. Was that a hot flush I just had or a heart pulpitation... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    She’s got a huge purse and a massive cunt, both bottomless. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Do you like to give to charity? Here’s an opportunity for you! Over confident and under equipped young man. Could do with more dates so please help out a good cause and try to help this young man become better in bed. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • swingalingson

    swingalingson

    7 years ago

    She will clean and polish your leather wallet. While you are in the shower. Dry cleaned out i the same day

  • Supernova

    Supernova

    7 years ago

    This is the saltiest thread of all time! Need chips 😋 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Katkat

    Katkat

    7 years ago

    My motto I had my fun can’t complain then cycle goes again 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    7 years ago

    And over her tongue, Look out tonsils, Cos here I cum.... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Katkat

    Katkat

    7 years ago

    Now I reckon rating from 0-5 would be good or 5 stars ratings just like with Uber u can leave positive & negative feedback would be good I think. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    That's all we need, to have a numbering system. What if people don't understand how to properly answer it, not to mention how deflating it can be. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    Agree, but sometimes Uber reviews can work as validations This one ★★★★★ = The ride was great, maybe he missed a social cue or made a bad joke, but at least he got me where I needed to go! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    How about this one *. Worse ride experience, bad customer service. Handled like an old clunker that needs a decent clean and a fine tune. It can go either way, the way I see it men are likely too rate higher if they get what they want. Women will be harder to satisfy. It's rather impersonal with something that is deeply personal. - Posted from rhpmobile