Vegetarian and Vegan jokes🙊🙊

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  Mischeviouslad

  7 years ago

  Two vegan lesbians stopped by a produce stand and inquired about the price of zucchinis. "40 cents apiece or 3 for a dollar," said the farmer. The first lady looked at the other questioningly. "Well, we can always eat one," said her friend - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Don't worry they Will tell you.

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Don't worry they'll tell you. LC. Oh wait that's not vegan?

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  That's very Swede of you.

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  swingalingson

  7 years ago

  The salad bar exam!

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  SeekingAdvent380

  7 years ago

  "As a vegan" when I no longer want to be friends with that person. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  swingalingson

  7 years ago

  That is a classic one!😂

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  swingalingson

  7 years ago

  That is a classic one!😂

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  swingalingson

  7 years ago

  What do you call a vegan guy or woman who likes to pleasure themselves? A non-dairy creamer! Cheap joke, take my veggies no please take my veggies

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Watch Earthlings... lots of jokes for you there - Posted from rhpmobile

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  SeekingAdvent380

  7 years ago

  'As a vegan' I have to say that movie doesnt look funny AT ALL! - Posted from rhpmobile

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  WantingMoreNow

  7 years ago

  A vegan - ancient tribal term for crazy man that can't hunt, fish or light fire!

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  EarthQueen

  7 years ago

  Dear Vegan, If PIGS are so SMART why do 66% of them build their houses with INEFFECTIVE, STUPID materials

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