WIng Man Stories

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  I want to hear these too :) What fun!

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  It was on my own bucks night although we held it a week beore the weding. I'm a non-drinker so, ofcourse, my best man decided to ply me with alcohol to see me drunk. After the initial party concluded, at that clubs closing time, it was decided that we would find another club to continue but an accord could not be reached on a venue so we split up. I went with my soon-to-be brothers-in-law and a few others and the rest went elsewhere. At the second club, the elder of the two brothers spotted his mates and joined them. I sat at a table with the younger brother, PJ, and the rest haunted the bar. PJ had a plan. He said that the best way to pick up girls was to wait for them to go to the dance floor in pairs then ask them, on the floor, to dance. This way they couldn't say they didn't want to dance or that they were too tired. Can you see the flaw in this plan? It was my job to ask the 'ugly' one to dance while he hit on the cute one. Well we tried this three or four times and got shot down in flames each time, right there on the dance floor in full view of everyone. Now I was pissed as a fart at the time (which might have contributed to the knock backs) so I didn't really care. Anyway, PJ decided it was worth one last try. Two lasses went up on the floor. PJ pointed them out and told me to take the ugly one. Now PJ had a thing for petite little blondes (which was not to my taste anyway) and the one he described as the 'ugly one' was actually a stunner. She was actually very attractive with wavy honey hair (instead of the bleach blonde colour that PJ liked) and the largest breasts that I had ever seen that could still stand up firm on their own. We approached them on the floor and asked them to dance and they said yes. The tiny blonde danced with PJ only until the end of that one song then excused herself and deserted him. The buxom, honey blonde danced with me for another song then asked me to come back to her place. I slurred out "Okay" and of we went. I waved to the elder brother on my way out the door with my other arm around the honey blonde (mostly to help me walk straight). He grinned and gave me the thumbs up. I imagine that he was also too inebriated to have his sister's best interests at heart. I had the best sex that night that I had yet experienced, up to that point, in my young life. The next morning, before going home to my intended bride, I had to stop at work to break a small crate over my shoulder to disguise the hickey that was left there. It would have been the perfect crime if I hadn't given honeyblonde my correct name, address and phone number. The brothers and I were in deep shit.

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Who the hell hit you in the face with a cream pie hunnii??   Can I come lick it all off??   cavey

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Be my guest cavey :)

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  We all have a story:).........which 1 do you want to know.....The 1 were you run ..or the 1 that you actully score better than your mate and end up fucking all day...........I LIKE THE SECOND 1 BETTER:)

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Quoting 'choppyme' We all have a story:).........which 1 do you want to know.....The 1 were you run ..or the 1 that you actully score better than your mate and end up fucking all day...........I LIKE THE SECOND 1 BETTER:)   as do i

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  the most memorable wingman story of mine....i went to burswood with a good friend of mine and while we were there he started talking to a fairly hot girl.. only problem was that she had a pretty average friend with her. so i said "don't worry, i'll take care of her" and i didwas dancing with her all night and stuff and then he disappeared with the hot girl so she wanted to go find them. i kept her busy, took her for a walk to 'look for them' and ended up in a dark corner of the carpark (laying on the bitumen) with her... an hour or so later, i rang him and he was in his car with the hot girl... we both had a very good night and i still have the reputation as the awesome wingman... lmfao

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  13 years ago

  Quoting 'cavey50' Who the hell hit you in the face with a cream pie hunnii??   Can I come lick it all off??   cavey lol. smooth... distance is a bitch though hey

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  I don't have any wingman stories for you, however this subject line did bring to mind the pick-up forums I've seen online. A quick google on pickup artist or PUA and yo'll find them. Always guys looking for wingmen so they can go out and practice their lines!

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  13 years ago

  Quoting 'Polar_Bear_Grrr' I don't have any wingman stories for you, however this subject line did bring to mind the pick-up forums I've seen online. A quick google on pickup artist or PUA and yo'll find them. Always guys looking for wingmen so they can go out and practice their lines!

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  meet2plzu - Isn't that a fact now :)

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