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Wanting to meet and play tonight... Proving a difficult task!?!

April 14 2012

Do couples/women actually look on RHP to meet and play on their night of choice? We're quite spontaneous and never seem to find a willing party... Firstly are their any takers and secondly would love to hear any thoughts on this. Mrs Bamberlina

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Yes sometimes we do, its called "randoms"Depends n the chemistry at the time, but its rare event

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    We aren't looking for anonymous sex, we are looking for FWB's so we prefer to take our time and get to know people first. The first few couples we encountered considered us time wasters as we were not available to play with them, that very night, sight unseen. Different strokes etc.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ok whats wrong with you and jen ,jensman? were you never in the scouts?weren't you prepared?velcro fastenings ,no undies,access all areas immediately!!! jeesh sooooome people......yep you guys sure are time wasters.....tick tock tick tock.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    sontaneous is good for the heart rate, it gets it up omongst other things....im free!!!!!

  • Tart_Du_Jour

    Tart_Du_Jour

    13 years ago

    If I do meet people at the last minute do they expect me to wash my hair and shave my legs and all the malarkey? As frankly my vibrator has never made such demands of me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ....sorry....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Lets look up RHP for a plan B girl The plan B girl has fuck all in her life so will be sitting at home, legs and pussy waxed. She will be in her finest lingerie , dispite that new corset that cuts of her air, she will wait for your call. She gets really excited around midnight as she knows that her sitting around for hours may pay off before the pubs shut,   She has her car full of fuel as she knows she may have to travel a few hundred kilometres to get to your house, where she may find you passed out drunk She will let you make attempts to stick your brewers droop of a cock into her or allow you to fuck you for a whole five seconds it takes for you to get off.   She will not need a drink of anything except to lap at your dogs bowl on the way out. Usually ten to fifteen minutes after she gets there.   If she goes to meet a couple she will find the missus just had to dash out or she is on holidays, but mostly the wife is really at the hospital giving birth to their third child. He just wants to slip a quick one in as he knows it will be a while till wife is up to a fuck.   Sorry I cant write more its two am and I don’t want to miss any random call that may come in, besides that my corset is fucking killing me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Tuscan Red I just bust me corset laughing....now where is that dogs bowl again. x Hugs H

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    One o'clock in the morning when I cant sleep and I just know the ol' rabbit vibe is not gonna work anymore. I get on line and find the first random guy who wants to chat. If he is local...all the better, it means I can abandon my sleeping children and race off to the nearest park and get down and dirty with a complete stranger. I dont even think about shaving the legs or pussy because at that hour in the park it is too dark for him to see anyway, I certainly dont think about the safety aspect of meeting random strangers for sex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    wayyyyy wayyyyy back when   i was home alone once and bored and really really horny   so i sent out lots of flirts to dozens of men   i got probably 4 messages back and not a single one of them wanted to meet that night   so Fred got quite the work out and i went to sleep with a smile   Vibes never let a girl down   Hugs

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I can only speak for myself, but I would love for a women or a couple to contact me and want me straight away. But unfortunately there are a lot of fakes on here. They are all talk or not who they claim to be. The only women I have met up with has been great and I can not wait to get together again. Any women looking for a great time who love to receive oral, I am up for it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hi there if your bored you Shuld just ask me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ....we just happen to have a babysitter holding their breath in the hope we may call on their services and even then, it would have to be for repeat visits, couldn't just meet and fuck someone I didn't know; this lifestyle isn't about that for us....but to each his (or her) own and whatever tickles your fancy!

  • scooda

    scooda

    13 years ago

    If a couple or female fancys some spur of the moment fun they sould message the party that they find intesting and take it from thier it takes two to tango? And i bet most males would wecome such mail and if they are not busy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'scooda'If a couple or female fancys some spur of the moment fun they sould message the party that they find intesting and take it from thier it takes two to tango? And i bet most males would wecome such mail and if they are not busy Women do contact men on here on a whim, or they have talked to them and have their phone number When it comes to hey baby come over and do all those things to me your brag about Its like:   Fuck cant come cause my cat got caught in the microwave My mum will not let me out My car broke down, again yeah I know it happened three times already but hey its a Holden I just got called into work, but they forget to remember they are a school teacher and its school holidays.   They say they are on the way, this one is my fav and the woman waits and waits, cause they are on the way via Mars   Guys talk the talk on the phone and on the net but they do not just come and give a service like the mobile mechanic   I never have that problem as I do not summons men to my bed, If they want me they have to contact me and if I am not busy then I will say fine but you get your naked arse to where I am.   I am not meals on wheels   Yep lazy bitch I know, though if there is a nice hotel with room service to go with that cock, I may be tempted.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'scooda'If a couple or female fancys some spur of the moment fun they sould message the party that they find intesting and take it from thier it takes two to tango? And i bet most males would wecome such mail and if they are not busy but scooda is muffins included

  • missangelina

    missangelina

    13 years ago

    Ladies - I loved reading your posts tonight - so so funny, esp tuscanred. You made my day.Angelina

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Bamberlina have you considered making FWB's. If there is already a relationship in action the thought of calling up spontaneosly and saying 'hey are you free tonight' seems a little more reasonable.

  • scooda

    scooda

    13 years ago

    sin thiers only muffins for one person?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Well yes mrs Bamberlina we are in sort of the same situation after endless chit chat and text messages photo swap we organised a hotel room in the city my wife and i were excited horny and very very ready to finally do it after all the anticipation . Only to find out that OPPS mummy wont let me out or " come to my place " How rude are these jerks do these clowns understand what goes into a weekend away when kids and baby sitters are involved ?????? oh well never mind we will just keep on trying so if you look us up and find your self interested just make sure you can meet us when you say yr available and be honest ..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    We're not into random/anonymous, we need to have a good connection, but we do have urges for spontaneous fun.So we agree with the FWB angle mentioned here,FWBs they're always more reliable - they do turn up.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You both look fantastic... And you have a healthyfriends list. Hard to believe your not finding more action. I know if i lived closer i would knock on your door... As others have said maybe FWBs and keep an eye out in date finder..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm sure some couples make contact on RHP and then get together spontaneously. We get invites to party's or people asking us to come on ever or offering to come to us as a random person/couple sight unseen.Its defiantly not for us .The trouble is all you have to go on is the rhp profile with a couple of pics and a few words. Chances are you might not like them in person and its a bit of a risk doing blind dates based on a RHP profile as things are not always as they seem and there is nothing like meeting in person to see if you click.So I think there would be some couples and single girls willing to just meet. But less willing to commit to both meeting and playing on the same date.For us if its some one we had met in person beforehand and clicked with. Then a spontaneous get together to play sounds great. Unfortunately its most likely the couples without kids that can make that happen.I agree date finder is a good way to find others looking for the same on your day- night of your choice.Tim

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Handmaiden' One o'clock in the morning when I cant sleep and I just know the ol' rabbit vibe is not gonna work anymore. I get on line and find the first random guy who wants to chat. If he is local...all the better, it means I can abandon my sleeping children and race off to the nearest park and get down and dirty with a complete stranger. I dont even think about shaving the legs or pussy because at that hour in the park it is too dark for him to see anyway, I certainly dont think about the safety aspect of meeting random strangers for sex.   I hope you're kidding.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm not a fan of the spontaneous booty call... Everyone has their own lives to lead and personally I prefer to plan steamy encounters a week ahead so I know how my schedule plans out around it and it also gives me an opportunity to prepare and plan for any new fantasies I may be interested in trying out... ;) also, I'm a HUGE lover of the slow build up of anticipation :) :) nothing like a stream of teasing text messages to have me wishing time would pass faster!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Thats whats called Irony, a form of sarcasm Naked Cheers Felonius

  • wannabyummymummy

    wannabyummymummy

    13 years ago

    LOVE this, you are a classic tuscan Quoting 'tuscanred'   Lets look up RHP for a plan B girl The plan B girl has fuck all in her life so will be sitting at home, legs and pussy waxed. She will be in her finest lingerie , dispite that new corset that cuts of her air, she will wait for your call. She gets really excited around midnight as she knows that her sitting around for hours may pay off before the pubs shut,   She has her car full of fuel as she knows she may have to travel a few hundred kilometres to get to your house, where she may find you passed out drunk She will let you make attempts to stick your brewers droop of a cock into her or allow you to fuck you for a whole five seconds it takes for you to get off.   She will not need a drink of anything except to lap at your dogs bowl on the way out. Usually ten to fifteen minutes after she gets there.   If she goes to meet a couple she will find the missus just had to dash out or she is on holidays, but mostly the wife is really at the hospital giving birth to their third child. He just wants to slip a quick one in as he knows it will be a while till wife is up to a fuck.   Sorry I cant write more its two am and I don’t want to miss any random call that may come in, besides that my corset is fucking killing me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    -wink/message-swap pg's and further msg's-request and receive ph/email-meet for drink/coffee-organise meet for sex-fk like rabbitsCan take anywhere from a few mins to a few weeks