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War chest

February 22 2021

At the risk of sounding creepy, we have quite the collection of play date lost and found items taking up residence in our toy cupboard! They are play friends property left behind after visiting us, things like sun glasses, hair clips, scarves and underwear including bras etc...some items we have been able to return after meeting again but others just take up space and we seem to be hanging onto them even though the reality may be that we will probably never see their owners again. So here we are giggling about how do you leave a play date not knowing if you put your bra & undies back on? Of course we instantly dismissed the idea that they were in such a hurry to avoid the ”walk of shame” they’d rather go commando! How odd...is there some reasonable explanation we are missing? We started to run through a list of conspiracy theories as to why this happens especially noting it was always females leaving their shit! I mean apart from the occasional used rubber guys never leave anything behind. After a few more drinks we decided to stop with the conspiracy theories and just classify our female play friends absent mindedness towards their property as just a little weird! Then it hit us, what is much more weird is the fact we hanging onto it!?! Sure, we like sharing and collecting sexy photos of our fun but have we unconsciously stared a war chest? That’s a whole different level! Our question is, “ what is the weirdest thing in your war chest?”

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SpicyKale

4 years ago

At a club we were at one night a guy left both his clothes and his wife behind! Fuck me I want to know how their night progressed 😂 So.... nothing in our war chest, but guys definitely leave stuff behind occasionally!

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jessica__rabbit

4 years ago

I had an unplanned threesome with two guys I met out at a bar. One of them left his boxers behind. I did not keep them though 😂

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teamaj2

4 years ago

A war chest ! Hmm interesting . My theory - they leave in a such a state of euphoria , their possessions are not foremost in their thoughts . We’ve had a ‘unicorn’ ( yes they are real ) leave behind part of her nuns habit on the floor of our bedroom . We had been to a ‘uniform party ‘ and met her there . I did keep it for ages , really not sure why . It seemed rude to throw it out . She was from interstate to attend the event . I did ask her if she wanted her things back before throwing them away . Ax

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nightingale8

4 years ago

As a female, the fumbling around after group play time looking for your black lace underwear is funny and awkward. Especially when you’re picking up and sorting through X number of other female’s black lace underwear to find it! Sometimes it’s easier just to leave without them. My partner once left an expensive leather jacket behind. By the time he went to pick it up their son was enjoying it very much so he just let it go. I’m not sure what they told him 😂

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luvsilver

4 years ago

We hosted a few small private parties 3 or 4 years ago in a weekend apartment in Williamstown. A few pair of womans underwear left behind. Main thing left behind was a big mess (used condoms and wrappers, drinks etc as well as a ton of fake tan on the bed sheets ,even blood on one? ) Mr Luvsilver

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NewVicCpl

4 years ago

Mrs NvC has lost a few pairs of underwear at Saints and Sinners, though that was largely my fault for being careless with them :-)

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2EssesExploring

4 years ago

So we had a rare play date last weekend. Mrs S had changed into her alter ego lingerie and was busy feeling up a new play friend abs requested the rest of us get our kit off. So I drop everything on the floor, she disentangles herself from an excited man and comes over, picks up my clothes abs floss them neatly and puts on a seat then back into the action. I keep forgetting that losing control in the heat of passion doesn’t mean you can’t still be neat. Suffice to say we didn’t leave anything behind.

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The_Antichrist

4 years ago

This is truly a magical thread!!!! 😂😂😂

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Obi1kenietzsche

4 years ago

You don’t by chance have a stray “Snorkbot” in your cellar do you? Obi1

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teamaj2

4 years ago

Very funny good forum post . I wasn’t convinced if I should mention what WE have left behind for sounding like a ditzy blonde . Our first ever event I left my coat behind . The trend seemed to continue with my husband leaving a $50 tab at the bar only remembering it the next day . The good news was they kept it and two months later it was there when we returned to the venue . Probably the most memorable was my leaving an event , sitting in the Uber for the ride home only to look down and see I seemed to have forgotten to put back on my top and was sitting in the Uber with only my bra , skirt , stockings and tiny jacket on . Gorgeous husband thought it hilarious not to rectify the situation. Pays in life to have a sense of humour . Ax

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Sawadee

4 years ago

War chest ? More a trophy chest if you ask me . Much like the notches on the bebpost ... 😁

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RHP User

4 years ago

I went to a party 1 night and lost my dress down the back of the lounge. My partner thought it was hilarious that I had to get in a taxi on lingerie and boots but kindly gave me his jacket. The host returned my dress about 2 weeks later in a nightclub 😂😂😂

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AnnieWhichway

4 years ago

Couldn't find my very expensive new undies after my new playmate left. Looked everywhere and ended up believing he souvenired them. So l declined a second date and moved on, a little pissed off at losing a $30 pair. Found them 3 months later tucked in behind the couch cushions. ....oh well. Too late to reingage

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RHP User

4 years ago

I had a mate that worked as a hotel cleaner in London for a while. I think he enjoyed the occasional tip or expensive bottle of wine being left as the tip but some of the things he tells of finding i think would make for an interesting list and found pile.

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