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Wardrobe full of Sex

January 24 2013

Confused aren't you...?I've noticed that in the last year or so my toy and dress up collection is multiplying. I'm looking for ideas of how to store them, stash them so they're all tidy, clean etc. out of the way when not in use.. lol.It's funny we've been worried about leaving anywhere for 'small people' to see that we went out looking for new bedside cabinets, lol.. with a combination gadget so we can lock them away. lol. My dress ups are 'as we speak' labelled nicely - in sandwich bags, yes large, small and medium bags, ....are you laughing ? lol Ummm so.....maybe I need some help with this...Where do you put yours, say you have heaps...?Is there such thing as a sexy bits wardrobe, case, rack ???

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  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I live in a truck....nothing better than having your dildos zip tied to the front of the truck as you roll on into the depot :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Ghostbusters' I live in a truck....nothing better than having your dildos zip tied to the front of the truck as you roll on into the depot :) don't you just love zip tie bags... Think you might need help too Ghostbusters...!!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I must really consider that my humour really doesn't show through that much at all in writing.....lol

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    The man who has been stealing my sexy knickers lately off my clothes line might be reading this...Don't want him stealing my beloved vibrator and other important items!! MAY I SUGGEST...........A large wooden Trunk for storage?? They come in various shapes, heights and forms...Great to put at end of bed, corner of a room, can also be used as a coffee table in the lounge room (encouragement outside of the bedroom if you know what I mean)...They can be locked with a nice looking decorative padlock as well..They are a great talking point for guests..PMSL no one will know what's actually in it.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Ghostbusters' I live in a truck....nothing better than having your dildos zip tied to the front of the truck as you roll on into the depot :) HAHA just thought of that The Maltesers TV add.....Or you can hang each bag from your shaggy pile covered roof lining - make great mobiles and added texture to cabin!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    We love the Ikea boxes for a lot of stuff, but for our toy bags, we've found an excellent solution. You know those clear zip-up bags made of heavy plastic with cloth handles that new pillows and doonas come in? Fantastic toy bags. We have rope and restraints in one, and strap-on, dildos and miscellaneous in the other. Clear means you'll reach for the right stuff when you're in a hurry, but they're the right size to pop into the Ikea box when they need to be hidden.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Ghostbusters' I live in a truck....nothing better than having your dildos zip tied to the front of the truck as you roll on into the depot :) hehehehe

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Surely Ikea has something?I wonder what it's called? ~laughs~

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    trunk in my walk in robe the type that has a lid and handles that lock over the top. As I get a bit of a kick looking at my army cap, riding crop and handcuffs I just leave them hanging on the corner of a painted screen I have in my room. I figure I have been outed already as my then 8 year old told his teacher that I have handcuffs - god knows what he was thinking hahaha!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I am the same , more sex clothes and outfits than normal clothes . Luckily for me part if my job is dressing women in sexy outfits , so I just store it all there :) our toys and DVDs etc are in a big red suitcase in the wardrobe - up high - big children ( 23 and 20) warned not to go ther or they will be scared for life haha - perhaps a suitcase in the garage ? A friend has a whole room for them under her house , next to her dungeon :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    of cute vintage suitcases in the corner of my bedroom....next to the spa I might add One has dress upsOne has toysOne has ropes and bondage gear

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Kinkstersinc'Fantastic toy bags. We have rope and restraints in one, and strap-on, dildos and miscellaneous in the other. *Gulp*

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MissPoppins' of cute vintage suitcases in the corner of my bedroom....next to the spa I might add One has dress upsOne has toysOne has ropes and bondage gearAwesome idea!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    a pair of drawers

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFox' PMSL no one will know what's actually in it. Yeah, what a great idea 'SuperFox' !!! Thanks.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Kinkstersinc' We love the Ikea boxes for a lot of stuff, but for our toy bags, we've found an excellent solution. You know those clear zip-up bags made of heavy plastic with cloth handles that new pillows and doonas come in? Fantastic toy bags. We have rope and restraints in one, and strap-on, dildos and miscellaneous in the other. Clear means you'll reach for the right stuff when you're in a hurry, but they're the right size to pop into the Ikea box when they need to be hidden. I know the ones, that's another awesome idea, then a lock on the wardrobe, all tidy and concealed ...hmmmmm ..Thank you 'Kinkstersinc'...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'ellabella10' trunk in my walk in robe the type that has a lid and handles that lock over the top. As I get a bit of a kick looking at my army cap, riding crop and handcuffs I just leave them hanging on the corner of a painted screen I have in my room. I figure I have been outed already as my then 8 year old told his teacher that I have handcuffs - god knows what he was thinking hahaha! ....well maybe his teacher needs some excitement & probably hoping he'll go back in with some more news of what he's seen !!!! lol ...Careful you don't have any items missing, he maybe next in for 'show and tell' in front of class....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'ellabella10'By the way, sorry forgot to say thank you 'ellabella10'...trunk in the wardrobe is a great idea too...Angel

  • BacioCouple

    BacioCouple

    12 years ago

    We are quite lucky in that our little people are too short to reach the top of our walk in robe shelf. We use various ikea zip up bags vinyl bags.... We must be a bit retentive! White for lingerie, red for dress ups and black for our toys and restraints..... Only problem is how to answer "what's in those boxes up there" !

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    We have a tool box - well two actually. One with the traditional objects for taking care of things around the house. The other takes care of the tools of trade in the bedroom (or playroom!) Also handy for travelling to parties!No prize for guessing which tool box has a lock?

  • Splicey

    Splicey

    12 years ago

    We have an Ikea piece of furniture as our toy box. Top slides open. When not in use it just looks like a box. We both have side tables and keep our personal toys in thereLingerie is in the walk in robe. MrsSplicey

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Desphousewhores' We are quite lucky in that our little people are too short to reach the top of our walk in robe shelf. We use various ikea zip up bags vinyl bags.... We must be a bit retentive! White for lingerie, red for dress ups and black for our toys and restraints..... Only problem is how to answer "what's in those boxes up there" ! Love that idea 'Desphousewhores'....Colour Coded Sex...woohoo !Makes it easier to find what you're looking for..Hahahaha, yes 'what's in those boxes'?? Exactly what I was thinking about the coffee table idea...Imagine4 adults, and little ones all sitting in the lounge have a chat etc... Would love to bet that each one is thinking I wonder what's in the box because it has a lock on it ???Great ideas, i'm loving it.Woody & Angelxx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My outfits and toys are multiplying. I store my things in large sports bags so they are easy to pull down from high shelves for play time but safe enough for prying eyes. One of my favourite items at the moment is a L Plate a very special "F Friend" gave me to celebrate or foray in to a new sexual activity. We laugh that I am only a beginer at 'that' but oh so experienced in many things!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'ivannahumpalot'   My outfits and toys are multiplying. I store my things in large sports bags so they are easy to pull down from high shelves for play time but safe enough for prying eyes. One of my favourite items at the moment is a L Plate a very special "F Friend" gave me to celebrate or foray in to a new sexual activity. We laugh that I am only a beginer at 'that' but oh so experienced in many things! ...love it. The good thing about beginners is that you get to practice a lot so you get better !!! So enjoy practicing 'ivannahumpalot'.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'LittleRedEngine'Surely Ikea has something?I wonder what it's called? ~laughs~     They come in three sizes: For small toys, like bullets and handcuffs: Leksaker For lager toys, like dildos and paddles: Jävla And for all your ropes and whips: Träldom Think I made this up? One word: Google.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Are they just trying to get into the 'wardrobe full of sex'?