Weird Wanks

July 18 2015

Ok you naughty little RHP'ers. I posed this Q on a thread recently. Got an interesting response. Some very horny tales and some hilarious. So your turn. Where is the weirdest place you have had a good old wank? I'll go fist, oooops first. In the car driving down a lonely freeway at night. Wasn't boring for much longer :-) And You?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    To think, I'm a traditional wanker. Hmmm... I must speak to Lady Jayne. No batteries needed, Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    weird wanks, or wankers that are weird?? 😝 I was carting milk from a milk processing plant to a yoghurt plant once.....lol how appropriate eh?? Anyways; as my fatigue grew, so did my desire to fuck.....yes I drew the line at the roadkill lol So it was stirry, in the parking bay, with a gentle cool breeze kissing my balls.... Amazing I tell ya 😈 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • TallBaldSexy

    TallBaldSexy

    9 years ago

    That is peculiar. Anyways sounds like it ended in off milk..😂😂😂😂😂 Ha we do agree fatigue and fucking seem to go hand in ...ahhh - hand.

  • TallBaldSexy

    TallBaldSexy

    9 years ago

    and Naughty Vag tales all welcome.. So "Lady Jane" even without the buzz, she must be amazing?

  • TallBaldSexy

    TallBaldSexy

    9 years ago

    formatting sux...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ended up in yoghurt too bahahaha 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Bit tacky to refer to my playtime as wanking lol but is this question only for men? Yeah I think it is, it's okay, this should be good, I'll be reading this thread with interest, go guys, give us your best wanks

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    In a lecture theatre at uni. We had a guest lecturer - tall, handsome, bald, insanely sexy British accent. Unfortunately he was delivering a lecture on something insanely boring. It was a Thursday afternoon lecture, which most people skipped as they were getting ready for their night out. I was sitting in the back of the theatre, and worried about dozing off and snoring, so started to try and find something, anything to keep me awake. The dulcet tones of the lecturer, along with watching him shuffle his papers around with his strong dark hands, gave me an idea, and my fingers found their way under my skirt. It was certainly a much more interesting lecture than I expected - although my notes from that one left a lot to be desired!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    But it rightfully belongs here. In my car whilst driving. God bless cruise control!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    forgot about those times.... Fricken hard to ejaculate into a coffee cup whilst driving the truck.... But.... It's still achievable lol 😈 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It's so much easier to be a girl!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I was all prepared to read your story but it fizzled out... Wanking is not a men only hobbie... Females can wank them self and their man... So let er rip ... Patchwork Girl did.. Cheers Jay I

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    9 years ago

    I thought I'd tease hubby whilst he was driving. The skirt went up, the undies came off, the legs went up on the dashboard. I gave myself an orgasm and him a hard on that needed addressing at the next stop! 😉 Mary xx

  • TallBaldSexy

    TallBaldSexy

    9 years ago

    something about driving just makes me horrnyyyy..

  • TallBaldSexy

    TallBaldSexy

    9 years ago

    oh no the more the merrier...at this point seems PWG is ahead by a hand...sounded hot too I'd so loved to have been sitting in the row "behind" 👉👉👉👉😎😎😜😜

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    There was a guy who was sitting over to the side ... I thought I was being quite discreet, and that he couldn't see what was happening, but I got the feeling that he knew exactly how I was entertaining myself when he sat much closer, and smiled suggestively at me the next week, and kept trying to strike up a conversation with me before the lecture started. ☺️

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    ... and, SA, are you spending too much time driving on the rumble strips on the side? That'd make anyone horny!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    God that's hot, i bet if the lecturer new what you were doing, he would have been taking an unscheduled toilet break. I can play in public places but not go to completion because i'm too loud, seriously loud, but have done with a sexy friend on the phone at the beach, and driving, hell no, tiny rub but orgasm would equal accident lol love to cut loose in a cinema, but again, i'd get chucked out - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    For welcoming women to the discussion, should make for good reading - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself' Bit tacky to refer to my playtime as wanking lol but is this question only for men? Yeah I think it is, it's okay, this should be good, I'll be reading this thread with interest, go guys, give us your best wanks would much rather hear some of yours xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    referred to any masturbation as wanking. Why should it be called different for men and women? And as I'm such an efficient girl, masturbating has far too many syllables!

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    And it wasn't me wanking, I was however giving Tara a nice neck and shoulder massage while she had a very vocal wank with one of her hot guys in a private cam chat a while back. Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Jay_me' I was all prepared to read your story but it fizzled out... Wanking is not a men only hobbie... Females can wank them self and their man... So let er rip ... Patchwork Girl did.. Cheers Jay I I wank my clit all the time.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It's okay I use tweezers for a bit of that pleasure pain experience.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Jay_me' I was all prepared to read your story but it fizzled out... Wanking is not a men only hobbie... Females can wank them self and their man... So let er rip ... Patchwork Girl did.. Cheers Jay I about that, but I am way too loud so can't discretely do it out and about, have some ball tearers at home though lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    are surprisingly good, I've been known to stop and reverse back over them haha and with a friend in the car, who was highly amused by this little manouvre, driving a V8 had never been over one of those grids in it before, and the vibration was awesome, so pulled the car up, and reversed back over it, then forward over it again haha my friend was by this stage losing it and proceeded to tell people at a social event later that week. I believe motorbikes are good lol but never had the pleasure, that would definitely do it for me though, I'd be squirting on the move woo hoo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'd have to say mine was at the cinemas, there was this hot chick sitting in front of me with a heavenly rack and it got me in the mood. So I pulled it out and started going at it, just as I was about to explode a couple walked up the back and watched me cum over the back of the chair. They weren't impressed and went back down a few rows haha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    As a former farmer and country boy the tractors sure was a good spot....so much better when auto steer came in 😁😃 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It's when you look at your dick and wonder if you really should have a wank. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Wanking your clit is as acceptable as me wanking my magnificent cock... Yeah yeah' I know that sounds like I'm wanking.. but that's what we're talking about isn't it ? lol......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Don't mind me, you can be as loud as you like... I lurve a bit of volume... hehe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My hand often wanders by itself... I've caught it a few times wrapped around mr happy...

  • TallBaldSexy

    TallBaldSexy

    9 years ago

    I was really horny one day years ago. When married but knew we were history..anyway during a week day no one home I too a jar of vasoline down to garage. Was two story home on a hill side. Anyway there was a door at back of garage which lead to under neath the house...was like 12 ft up to the top story floor so lots of room. I turned the lights on under neath the house. Stripped down to nothing rubbed some vasoline in and slowly but firmly bought myself to ejaculation. Fucking soo dirty but fucking hot too.. Dare you all to beat oooops outdo that 😈😈😈😂😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I remember being wanked off in science class in year 9. Many a moon ago. More than once lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'd love to help you get off, I_touch_myself :) Quoting 'I_touch_myself' God that's hot, i bet if the lecturer new what you were doing, he would have been taking an unscheduled toilet break. I can play in public places but not go to completion because i'm too loud, seriously loud, but have done with a sexy friend on the phone at the beach, and driving, hell no, tiny rub but orgasm would equal accident lol love to cut loose in a cinema, but again, i'd get chucked out - Posted from rhpmobile I'd love to meet you and hear your experiences and maybe we could share some also :)