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Weird profile pics
March 16 2018
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gazpacho
7 years ago
I laugh at bathroom shots. It’s mostly guys, sorry guys. But your bathroom is filthy and there’s toothpaste spit on the mirror... in you photo! I like taking photographs, and it’s like the lens is dirty with all that spit on the mirror... it’s just not quality. Does no justice to your dick pic, when it looks like you ejaculated on the mirror three days earlier and forgot to wipe it off. Well, there you go. By the way, OP, I looked at your profile pic and it has a big white line down the centre. I can’t explain it. Hugs Gaz
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Rlee552
7 years ago
Lol. Neither can I. Something when I put the filter on to add to the eroticism of my photo. Either that or it’s like one of those Mad magazine fold outs. I am actually three times as wide. I have just photo shopped my middle section out.
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Rlee552
7 years ago
... just realised I have invited critiques of all my photos. Bugger. It’s gone to be an interesting few days for me.
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RHP User
7 years ago
By the way, OP, I looked at your profile pic and it has a big white line down the centre. I can’t explain it. Hugs Gaz I laughed at your post. I agree and blaaaah to the pic where his pants are nearly down to his dicky. Ummmm why!!!!!
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RHP User
7 years ago
Quoting 'Rlee552' I am actually three times as wide. I have just photo shopped my middle section out. Why photoshop. If a woman thinks you look like this and likes what she sees and then see's you in person she wouldnt want to be with a liar. I know I wouldnt.
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curiousnhorny05
7 years ago
How did you not see that coming? And yes I had wondered about the white line. Personally I hate the dick pics and the bathroom ones. Whenever you take a pic clean up your bedroom, yes we do notice! There is an art of taking a photo that makes you want to see more without showing all of you. Now they are sexy as. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Rlee552
7 years ago
It’s not photoshop. Sadly, I am not that technologically savvy. It is the glare from the downlight. Note to one self. Work harder on sense of humour being funny.
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
A penis placed on a lettuce leaf in a hot dog roll. No sauce. 😂 Ms Foxy
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Eiliethiya
7 years ago
Pics of grown men giving the finger.. WTF is the point...that was 'cool' when you're a kid/teenager..not so much as an adult lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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gazpacho
7 years ago
Seriously, Lift your humour game. Hugs Ga - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
...the close-up pics of some woman's butt. Make it easier to sort out the assholes instead of sending annoying messages back and forth. Quiet...my pic is not a close-up. ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Quoting 'Eiliethiya' Pics of grown men giving the finger.. WTF is the point...that was 'cool' when you're a kid/teenager..not so much as an adult lol - Posted from rhpmobile I had some photos taken of a movie I am in.. dressed as a hobo, sitting on a milk crate giving the finger in BOTH hands... I WAS going to post it on my profile for a bit of fun... But ALAS.. I guess it will stay on my Facebook now :(I am "Gutted" *Grins*
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luvsilver
7 years ago
There is a lady's profile somewhere that has her doing all the usual dick pics that you see with her finger in place of the dick as a tribute to all the guys. Her finger flopped out on the kitchen benchHer finger next to a deodorant canHer finger in the foreground to make it look hugeHolding her finger with porn on in the background Very funny Mr Luvsilver
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Where it's a dic pic in a lounge room. You can see a fireplace mantlepiece with clothes strewn all over it, all around the floor and.....a pressure cooker in the background on the rug.....wtf
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Eiliethiya
7 years ago
Not intended to crush your hopes & dreams of all women flocking to you after seeing your "finger giving" pics! Appologies for my small-minded individualist opinion ;-p - Posted from rhpmobile
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WeMelT
7 years ago
...is the guys holding a Meth pipe in his hand. Seriousley WTF! - Posted from rhpmobile
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WeMelT
7 years ago
...is the guys holding a Meth pipe in his hand. Seriousley WTF! - Posted from rhpmobile
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blondes6365
7 years ago
Well ours must be bad drinks in background enjoying ourselves
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RHP User
7 years ago
They remind me of Pigsy on Monkey Magic! 🐵 M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Huh?!! The ones where the pic shows the guy holding a beer bottle, but his profile says he is a non-drinker.
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RHP User
7 years ago
With all his girlfriend's stuff in the background. Including bra hanging over the doorknob. But in general across all sites, cant stand pics with kids, holding up big fish, patting exotic animals like tigers or snakes around one's neck, standing beside a car, or the cap and sunnies with stubbie of beer in hand. LC.
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inspirit
7 years ago
The worse pic I have seen on here is a very stubby limp dick in a huge bush of pubes. It has been around for years and seriously looks like 'things' grown in there. Freo remember that one..........
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LetsFrolic
7 years ago
Of people sitting with drinks.. makes them look like a drunk. The white line was possibly because it's a pic of a poster. One of my pics was banned because it was of my back and butt. I have plenty of pics up.. what annoys me is people asking for more pics then not giving me a way to send them to them. The blurry ones and ones where they're with people when they say they're single are crap. And on couples profiles the ones where the guy is posing like he's tough or giving the finger etc. Doesn't look inviting.. I want to join as a friend not have some dude trying to be dominant the whole time - Posted from rhpmobile
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LetsFrolic
7 years ago
For fun not for his ego - Posted from rhpmobile
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Rlee552
7 years ago
Lol Letsfrolic. While chuffed at the thought I have poster good looks, it’s not a poster. Added in the original in the folder without the colour filter. It’s the light from the downlight. I like the black and white photo better though.
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gazpacho
7 years ago
Rlee you’re a rugged bit of work. First you’re folding out the flab, and now it’s a down Light? Go on, own it, pin up boy. We know it’s a centrefold poster, ya scruffy bit of beef. Haha. Hugs Gaz
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Rlee552
7 years ago
Bwahahaha. Love it!
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