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Weirdest and most unexpected experiences on RHP or other adult dating sites. :) xx
June 29 2013
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inspirit
11 years ago
I fucked a nice body about a month ago. It was an Ok fuck and I thought meh.....not gonna go back there as he seemed to be lacking experience in many ways more than one. Welllllllllllllll after several messages from him over the month after, I finally answered and agreed to meet him again.What a fucking great fucking night! My surprise was he was actually a great fuck after all though I guess I did take the lead this time.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'll have a more eloquent answer tomorrow, but right now all I can say is that most other men on RHP hate you.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You poor lil fella! Lol Must be terrible getting all that action. : ) Think ill cut n paste your profile so I can be picky as well.... What's your big secret???? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am sixty and I look it, and lord knows I feel it So if you stick it to me, I will be grateful as hell, but please don't break my hips and the de frib is by the bed. Not rhp but another date site many years ago. He came from overseas to meet me, usa He wanted to see me belly dance.( I used to do this back in the day, not now) Sad to say I was not into him but I agreed to dance for him in his room. I go to the bathroom and get my self in my gear it takes a little while Out I come, telling him to turn on music just before do my entrance. fuck me he had got dressed as a sultan while I was getting my kit on he looked like the guy out of Sinbad, but the father of the girl little round, mound full of sound took all my will power not to laugh, but it was hard he had those shoes rolled up at the toes, and a huge turban, all out of some fancy dress place. when I finished he said" kneel before me my princess" that was it, grabbed my shit and ran through the foyer in belly dance costume and drove home that way god knows what I would have said if the cops pulled me over. I could not be bothered lying about my age, or what I look like as most guys don't look at the mantel piece when stoking the fire, and its not like we are going on a date.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Did the op say that he was approached by a couple who sought an MMF and he turned up only to find himself in a line up? If that's the case and that was me I'd think that was poo poo too. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
:( huh really?
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RHP User
11 years ago
@Justwannaplay78Don't worry I am getting a lot less action from this site then from outside of this site... infact 90% of the time I have been thrown back last minute by the ones I have been interested in. If you want some advice, be honest, polite and patient no matter what the circumstance.I am not picky at all in terms of appearance or age. But I am in the sense that I know what I am looking for on an intellectual basis, and I will search till I find it (again). Having unexpected MMMMMMF isn't one of them. Neither is watching the boyfriend of the couple I am supposed to see be demoralized or patronized in front of me. There needs to be a connection with sex for it to be powerful. And this cannot occur with lack of honesty.
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RHP User
11 years ago
haha :) - this is the type of response I wanted, thnx.
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RHP User
11 years ago
be honest, patient and polite no matter what the circumstance." What a fine young man you are OP xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Is an excellent way to handle the situation when it doesn't turn out to be what you'd expected because of dishonesty. TR again, another hilarious story!! What was he thinking? Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'slickz':( huh really? All I meant was: A common complaint from men is that they don't meet women on here, let alone enough to have funny stories like yours. Mia Culpa.
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RHP User
11 years ago
you poor man,I have no idea why people would do this sort of thing,except I suppose if they do it enough then eventually someone will go along. A few from my list of disasters..the man who kneaded me....the man who called another lover to chat to while we were having sex...the man whose GF...he said he was unattached...hacked into his computer and called me...the man who mistook me for a sack of potatoes....but then there are the absolutely yummy ones. It does help to have a strongly developed sense of the ridiculous and not take it all too seriously ....x R
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RHP User
11 years ago
Like Ms_Direct says "A common complaint from men is they don't meet enough women on here, let alone enough to have funny stories like yours" With the severely unbalanced male to female ratio on RHP stories of any nature are few and far between for single guys. You've got your manners and morals in check...mine are similar but like most people I have a bucket list (or fuckit list as I've seen in the forums). Would I pass up on an unexpected gang bang?....have to say HELL NO!! As much as dishonest people piss me off I'm afraid in that situation I'd collect my boarding pass and go along for the ride! Lol Would I pass up on a bit of fun because a couple had a cockold desire? HELL NO! I don't see it as humiliating or demoralising the hubby...it's their fetish and what they consider a turn on so once again I'd be happy to play. Next time you 'walk' from an unexpected situation I hope I'm close by.....because I'm a nice guy I'd step up and take a bullet for you! Lol This is RHP after all....not E Harmony! Keep having fun ya lucky lil sod! : ) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Justwannaplay78' Like Ms_Direct says "A common complaint from men is they don't meet enough women on here, let alone enough to have funny stories like yours" With the severely unbalanced male to female ratio on RHP stories of any nature are few and far between for single guys. You've got your manners and morals in check...mine are similar but like most people I have a bucket list (or fuckit list as I've seen in the forums). Would I pass up on an unexpected gang bang?....have to say HELL NO!! As much as dishonest people piss me off I'm afraid in that situation I'd collect my boarding pass and go along for the ride! Lol Would I pass up on a bit of fun because a couple had a cockold desire? HELL NO! I don't see it as humiliating or demoralising the hubby...it's their fetish and what they consider a turn on so once again I'd be happy to play. Next time you 'walk' from an unexpected situation I hope I'm close by.....because I'm a nice guy I'd step up and take a bullet for you! Lol This is RHP after all....not E Harmony! Keep having fun ya lucky lil sod! : ) - Posted from rhpmobile I think what the OP is getting at (and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong OP), is that he was turned off not by the sexual acts that were wanted per se, but by the fact that the other parties were dishonest, and / or not upfront about what they really wanted from him when they were arranging the meets. Basically in some cases he was tricked into meeting. And I have to say that I completely understand his POV, it would piss me off as well and I would walk, were I to ever find myself in that sort of situation (thankfully I haven't up to this point). For example, if I met a guy who claimed on here that he was single, but then when I meet him he suddenly brings up the fact that he has a girlfriend / wife and wants a threesome, I would be giving him a big NO (along with a few other stronger words no doubt). That's not because I have a problem with doing a FFM threesome, it's because he has lied to me to get me to meet him, and I don't want to play with people like that, even on a casual basis. Sure, some guys - such as yourself - might be delighted to be getting the chance to take part in a gang bang even if it's not what they thought they were going for, and that's fine it's their decision, but not all would be comfortable with it and that is not unreasonable at all. As the OP said, honesty is so important, without it you can't have trust in the people you're playing with and that is usually a recipe for disaster.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya73' you poor man,I have no idea why people would do this sort of thing,except I suppose if they do it enough then eventually someone will go along. A few from my list of disasters..the man who kneaded me....the man who called another lover to chat to while we were having sex...the man whose GF...he said he was unattached...hacked into his computer and called me...the man who mistook me for a sack of potatoes....but then there are the absolutely yummy ones. It does help to have a strongly developed sense of the ridiculous and not take it all too seriously ....x RI don't know how you'd get mistaken for a sack of potatoes but I did know someone who mistook someone for a table in a night club and went to place a drink on their back.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hey Luckdragon, Nope, your not wrong....although the original context wasn't misunderstood and that's why I said... "As much as dishonest people piss me off!" Sure there would be circumstances where I would walk as well...and dishonest people do piss me off! But based on the examples given by slickz a 'guy like myself' would reassess the situation and if everyone was easygoing, laid back and it was a relaxed vibe with no personal risk I'd gladly play. Possibly my laid back relaxed approach to RHP and the fact I take everything with a grain of salt allows me to see 'dishonesty' in a sliding scale. Certain degrees of dishonesty wouldn't really bother me while others would prompt me to say "thanks but no thanks" and I'd walk also. Slickz sounds like a nice guy with his morals and manners in check and good on the lad for getting noticed for the guy he is. If I was sitting with slickz having a beer and he told me the same 2 stories I'd still say WTF...you did what??? But that's what some guys...such as myself might say. Cheers for making sure I didn't miss the original context of Slickz post though : ) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sunshineman,I didn't meet a man who mistook me for a hat
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think what Ms Direct is referring to, is the fact you are attractive and getting more attention than say some of the other guys on here might be,why? well for those wondering try his pic its hot! good on him :) There was a CLASSIC post series by a guy about profile and how best to do it as a single guy its a few months old but someone should bump it, it cracked me up!As for dishonestly, that's pretty obvious everyone can have their privacy but be upfront and some of the most unexpected things for me here would be how many awesome friends I have made. (not trying to sound like a tool, I mean friends as in buds not playmates)
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RHP User
11 years ago
@Freya73Really funny stories, thnx for sharing@2guyswithrespectthnx for the compliments@luckydragonexactly.@justwannaplayYou sound like a nice guy - cheers for the compliments.@everyonethis is meant to be about you guys - and your crazy experiences. not me!P.S. I will be leaving this site at the end of the week. Just going to send a few messages to those I have connected with. Will miss you guys :)xxHopefully see some of you on Saturday
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Dishonesty exists. It is not a behaviour entirely of RHP. And we've all experienced dishonesty beyond RHP and dare I say practiced a little in one way or another. So accepting that, surely, screening people via questions, verification methods etc... and not merely assuming that what appears on a profile actually IS...... would be prudent. MY time is important to me, so I WILL do what is necessary to satisfy myself of those internal questions I have of them before contemplating meeting. And if those people dont make the cut ...... I say NEXT, and dont meet them.... because there is always a 'next' when you're not presenting like a desperately hungry dingo, but are an interesting enough person. DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Where ya going slick no need to run off as they say here You can check out anytime you like but you Never really Leave or maybe thats a song? You can access this site from almost anywhere....come on stay its been fun.....well at least for some!
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RHP User
11 years ago
That is just the funniest story. I don't know how you did not laugh, not sure I could have held it back.Dam shame he didn't bring his Magic Carpet....could have made for an interesting ride
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