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What Do Women Like to Read on Guys' Profiles?
May 17 2015
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RHP User
10 years ago
No matter what you put in your profile you will never please everybody. If you like succinct non rambling profiles then have yours reflect what you like to read, you may then just attract like minded women, just be yourself.
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Twisted_Mister
10 years ago
Something like this, I reckon: 'All you horny biatches DTF I am hear to make ur dreams cum true. I am hot hot hot with a 9 inch thick cock and make you cum all night and squirt till u need an IV drip to recover and I have a top ute as well but only for hot sluts not fat skanks who are up themselves and expect me to shower before fucking the guts out of you which I will then tell all of my mates about before getting smashed and then texting you at 3am with suggestions on how you could improve your technique and that maybe you could bring along one of your hot mates along next time because obviously I'm a sexual god who everyone should bow down before even though I'm hungover most of the time. And you should bring some dim sims around too in case I'm hungry after fucking you for 17 hours.' Perfect. Seriously dude - just be honest and upfront, just as you would IRL. All the best, it's a Shark Tank out there! - Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
There is a theory that says.... if you're told what people want to read..... you won't write from your own personality which gives others what they need to read. Be genuine, and genuinely you..... or people will discover who you are trying to be, and will be far less forgiving. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
They want to read your age is under 45...Never mind you could always bull shit about it
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RHP User
10 years ago
You just described my dream man there, I have been looking for a profile like that since I came here ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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Twisted_Mister
10 years ago
Match made in heaven then! - Posted from rhpmobile
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sweetgem
10 years ago
I liked to read a well written profile which was personally drafted by the man himself, instead of using one of the template profiles. But these days, it no longer matters as I don't read profiles anymore. However, having said that, I always find a man's intellect and knowledge of things are two of the traits that I'm attracted to. Therefore, having a properly and personally written profile, without using the vulgar language, would definitely play the trick for me. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
A bit of a rambler me self ...I don't want to read a book,but I like to know a little bit about you..template profiles are ghastly but some people have difficulty stringing even a few words together,others are wordsmiths ,means nothing really...I like your pic,that says a little about you too xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
What ever you come up with will represent you
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Seachange
10 years ago
If I see the following in a guy's profile, I'm hooked: "About MeHi I'm a man , (<<insert age here>>) years old, seeking other fun people. I admit that I am a sexual animal and can't get enough. I'm of average looks and build but I do look after myself and present well. I enjoy the outdoors, whether at the beach or in the country. I am Looking ForI'm looking for no-strings attached fun with people who seek the same." Makes me want to say ' I vanna hab ya babies'....
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
They dont know until they read it really. What they like one day, they wont the next. They change like the wind. That's what women do l used to hate that trait But i changed my mind Thats when i realised i think too much like them. So OP, good luck in figuring that one out. Bit like asking how long is a piece of rope
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RHP User
10 years ago
Your comments are appreciated. Any_Whichway after reading the comments I think it is the 'piece of string' issue.
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RHP User
10 years ago
We tend to like different things. Like all the others said, be you. One thing I will add is that much prefer a guy showing he has a good sense of humour, rather than just saying he has one. If you think your profile is witty and a woman thinks so too, you're off to a good start already.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I reworded my profile before your comment, I failed to be humorous. Well at least I can get back to it and have another go.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Do you mean by yogi,a student of yoga or do you consider yourself a master?..,Yogi's are usually considered to be masters of meditative practices xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
The truth would be nice...not ask me or lies - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
But I don't know you, so it could be helpful to ask a friend to have a look over and give advice. Good luck!
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RHP User
10 years ago
What I meant was that when I read "I have a gsh" on a profile, I think "Oh, really, you and everyone else". What you think is funny I may not and vice versa, so convey your sense of humour in your profile. Also, acronyms on profiles kinda turn me off as I think it sounds like someone couldn't be bothered to write out the words properly.So if a guy is looking for a FB for NSA, he may be DTE with a GSH and be D&D free, but he is still not for me.
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