M65
What Do You Know ?
October 02 2013
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RHP User
11 years ago
The Kennedy's are gun shy.
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RHP User
11 years ago
a spotted dick is not a penisa hotdog is not a puppya hush puppy is not a dog to quietBig Ben is not a tall manDr Seus is not a doctor
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RHP User
11 years ago
Isn't
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RHP User
11 years ago
There are no bones in a banana.The best things in life are not things at all.
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RHP User
11 years ago
...pigs can't sweat....female kangaroos have three vaginas....cows' moos can have accents according to region....Beyonce (the singer) is related to Gustav Mahler. (It was on QI)
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On_Safari
11 years ago
1. The word “fuck” was never an English term meaning “Fornication Under Consent of King.” It likely comes from the Dutch fokken, the German ficken or the Norwegian fukka. 2. There is no “real” you. If you treat people poorly, or start fights in bars, or steal, or hit dogs, or pick on the weak kid in school, you are not, nor can you be, “actually a good person on the inside.” You are an asshole. 3. Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. They may get disoriented for a bit, but it can’t hurt them. Letting them walk around a house asleep, on the other hand, could harm them pretty good. 4. Bulls can’t see the color red as any different from any other bright colors. It does not enrage them. Rather, the aggressive posturing of the matador is what causes them to charge. 5. Humans have more than five senses. Most humanistic social scientists (the guys who study such things) believe they have at least nine, and some argue up to twenty senses. In addition to touch, taste, sight, hearing and smell, humans can sense pain, hunger, thirst, pressure, balance, acceleration, and time, among others. 6. Hair and fingernails do not continue growing after people die. Rather, the skin cells surrounding the nails and hair follicles die and shrink away, giving the perception of growth. 7. Outside of your family and perhaps a very few close friends, no one on earth cares that much about you. Unless you’re a celebrity and even then that's debatable....😎 8. Albert Einstein never failed math in school. He once failed an entrance exam to a gifted students’ school, but he was two years younger than everyone else taking the test, and he aced the math and science sections of the exam. 9. Men don’t think about sex every seven seconds. Still not sure about that one.....lol 10. Vaccines don’t cause autism. The only study that ever linked the two was shown to have faulty data and the lead scientist fudged the results. 11. George Washington never had wooden teeth. His dentures were made of gold, hippo ivory, lead, and human teeth. Eeuuwwww!! 11. Chewing gum doesn’t take seven years to digest. In fact, you don’t digest it at all. Shoots right through you. 12. Mary Magdalene was not a prostitute. There is another, unnamed woman in the Bible who was a prostitute, and she is mentioned right before Mary Magdalene, causing the confusion. Mary Magdalene is never identified as a prostitute in the Bible. 13. The forbidden fruit is never explicitly stated to be an apple. It’s just a fruit. 🍎 I know of some forbidden fruit found in "Pie World".... 14. Blindman : Drug “flashbacks” are a psychological response, and not the result of leftover drugs being stored in your fat cells. 15. Marilyn Monroe never said, “Well behaved women rarely make history.” Harvard professor Laurel Thatcher said it. Can I just ask here and now if they ever become SUCCESSFUL?? 16. Marie Antoinette did not say, “Let them eat cake.” Jean-Jacques Rousseau first wrote the phrase when Marie was only ten years old. Rousseau probably made it up himself, the cad!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
11 years ago
But I can't!!! 😖- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Very informative and interesting... Impressed.. Jay.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Helps to know shit from clay
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RHP User
11 years ago
I know that fokken means to breed animals in Dutch, not to fuck humans. Wikepedia is not completely correct either. They probably confused Dutch with Flemish. About the "Let them eat cake" quote: Very true, and many historians believe it may have been Maria-Theresa of Spain, wife of Louis XIV, about 100 years before Marie Antoinette supposedly said it. And the word brioche in the original French phrase does not actually mean cake, though brioche is fancy bread, made with butter and eggs. Ehh... Ok, There are no words that rhyme with orange, silver or month. Sharks have eyelids, but never blink. About two-thirds of all marine life is still undiscovered.
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RHP User
11 years ago
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites
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RHP User
11 years ago
The drinks waiter brings drinksThe food waiter brings foodThe head waiter.............. And who is the smart arse who spelt phonetic p.h ?
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Paradisepair
11 years ago
They are keeping logs on every other website you visit...
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RHP User
11 years ago
I know one of my favourite quotations " all that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to stand by and do nothing" was not said by Edmund Burke but is usually misattributed to him.I know sometimes we see the train wreck in our lives coming but look the other way hoping it won't
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RHP User
11 years ago
The phrase "Play it again, Sam" was never uttered in Casablanca. And certainly not by Bogart. It was Ingrid Bergman who said "Play it once, Sam. For all times' sake."
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think some attribution is in order...
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RHP User
11 years ago
I don't know much but I know I love you, and that may be all I need to know- Linda Ronstandt
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RHP User
11 years ago
Super dry beer is actually wet.Mr jelly.
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's what I know but who I know that matters
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RHP User
11 years ago
"It's not what I know but who I know that matters"
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RHP User
11 years ago
This is one of the worst questions you can ask someone to start a conversation.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Awesome, that list was sent to me by my dad years ago. A quick search shows it is from a book by a guy called Richard Lederer. Thanks, Dick.
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RHP User
11 years ago
3 fifths of Fuck All! As I age I have gone from a place of certainty to not even knowing what the questions should be anymore!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
some of u need a good life away fromhere lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
Funny how that works isn't it Kaleidoscope. Things change from being black and white to grey sometimes too as I get older.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Over the past 2/3 years I've examined and questioned pretty much every facet of my life. It's been an amazing learning curve and a beautiful chaotic journey 😀- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Kaleidoscope' 3 fifths of Fuck All! As I age I have gone from a place of certainty to not even knowing what the questions should be anymore!- Posted from rhpmobile in other words you have grown wiser ... I sense an opportunity for another quote by a long dead old guy with a funny haircut."Absolute certainty is a privilege of uneducated minds an fanatics."
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inspirit
11 years ago
when "I am experienced and will rock your world" is um BULLSHIT
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inspirit
11 years ago
RHP inches are FUNNY
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inspirit
11 years ago
Bruno is a force to be reckoned with..............don't forget the lube
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RHP User
11 years ago
2 morro will never come 2 day never is Yesterday never was
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RHP User
11 years ago
When a man say to a female back the car up 8" she only moves 4" Lol difference of understanding I assume
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On_Safari
11 years ago
But is actually the seed......guess it sounds less kosher if it was called coffee seeds...meh I prefer a strong cup of tea over a percolated cup of caffeine anyday. Just sayin' .....hmmm yup delirious with exhaustion. Oh and thanks Mes mine was simply boredom at work....
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RHP User
11 years ago
How funny... I'm reading your post Indy and thinking about how much I love a cuppa tea, then I look across to the other half of the screen where on my fb wall there is a picture of Mr Tea (from 'The A Team'). LOL. I bet he makes a strong cuppa!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I know it is Mr T, I suppose I should explain he's holding a teapot in the pic... Don't ask me
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BrightBubbly
11 years ago
That you can't kiss your own elbow !!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Dugongs cry,real tears
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RHP User
11 years ago
I know I should be working instead of reading the forums.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I can't think of any real witty ones today....so I'll just go with wake turbulence from a dash 8, is a bitch when you're on climb out!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Women have secrets, Water is wet, the sky is blue and old Satan Claus Jimmy, he's out there and he's just getting stronger.
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RHP User
11 years ago
As far as I know a Steam Shovel has never been able to shovel steam.
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RHP User
11 years ago
The Queen smokes.
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RHP User
11 years ago
George Washington had 9 children and one was JFK....... No... I made that up...... They did actually find Hitlers bunker, inside there was a note saying 'missed me', and a Barry Manilow song playing on a record player....... Not sure about that one...... Well, I do know that Michealangelo did use eggs in his paint mixture to paint his most famous ceiling......
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ruby_blossum
11 years ago
is the measurement from the inside crease of your elbow to your wrist is the same length as your foot.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I know I am not perfect. But I do know I'm not far from perfection. ;)FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
Same when from a citation and on final as well!
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madotara69
11 years ago
you can sneak up and pour salt on a kangaroo's tail, they are easier to catch.Mado
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RHP User
11 years ago
Dolly Parton sleeps on her back.
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RHP User
11 years ago
golf id called golf because FUCK was already taken
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RHP User
11 years ago
sneezing more than three times in a row is NOT better than an orgasm!
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RHP User
11 years ago
not to believe everything I think!
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RHP User
11 years ago
...are very handy to protect the carpet when you pull over to a secluded spot and get busy on the back seat and you discover that the lady is a squirter......I knew then I should have spent the extra $$'s and gone for leather seating.........velour/cloth seats didn't fare all that well however.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' not to believe everything I think! ...nor everything I read, but you people sure have given me a good laugh
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RHP User
11 years ago
My feet are definitely not as long as my forearm.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Not all babies are born with blue eyes
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am too young to be as old as I am, lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
I just measured my foot, same length as my forearm. My feet must be growing!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I know the alphabet does NOT go A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G.... WTF? Sooo glad that guy did not invent the Dewey Decimal System. We'd ALL be unedumacated!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Never piss on an electric fence !
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RHP User
11 years ago
One of my favourite planes actually. Citation Cj3 Mustang :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Aussie_beef' This is one of the worst questions you can ask someone to start a conversation. I know the world is not flat and boats don't fall off the edge if they sail too far west, or east or any other direction . . . A snail can sleep for three years . . . .sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world . . . its said to be 10 times more effective than valiumCould that be why snails can sleep for three years? They're shagged out NT has about half the population of Tasmania . . . . hmmm so who really understands geographic isolation?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'tulips4u' I know Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' not to believe everything I think! ...nor everything I read, but you people sure have given me a good laugh Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
That's something I know about too. Thank you Seinfeld!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I don't feel as old as I look, I think I was left out in the weather for too long!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I will really really REALLY miss 50zkool's forum posts. And I know that many others will too.
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RHP User
11 years ago
1. Complaints 2. Lists 3. Irony
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just before I passed out last night I saw that 50z had left the building... I'm actually really pissed that I hadn't messaged him, I always loved his posts, sharp wit, backed up by substance... To my envy :/ I wish you steady winds and calm seas 50z, but no prayers can help your tiggers... Bound for 9th in 2014 :) Hp xo 💌 :(
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sorry Mes, my post sounded a little insensitive underneath yours. That was in no way intended or related to yours, just the thread topic. Hats off to 50zkool.
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ruby_blossum
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yours actually made me laugh.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You think that was funny? You should see me with my clothes off :-/
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Playful2looking
11 years ago
A bit but you can teach me. we are fully mature when we die we dont get to a certain age and suddenly think that I am all grown up. keep learning when you hear the dirt hit the lid of the coffin. then its a;ll over but until then keep going
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RHP User
11 years ago
Not a damn thing :-(- Posted from rhpmobile
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