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What coffee are you.

December 24 2015

I was at work yesterday contemplating my morning brew and had the thought about whether someone's personality (usual or sexual) could summed up or described by a coffee name, or any beveridge for that matter. I ran this past a RHPer with a coffee fetish, who shall remain nameless other than an unidentifible code name of 'Muppet', who encouraged me to post the concept to a forum. So here goes: After much deliberation I defined myself as a Vanilla Chai Latte, which was not easy as I like a variety of coffees and teas and felt this was the best fit. So over to you to describe what coffee or beveridge sums you up and why - also is this how others would see it?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Tall, strong and low-maintenance, with a little sweetness thrown in. ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A long black,with hot milk on the side..Make of that what you will 👻xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    you get exactly what you see with me...Very Strong black, unsweetened and no frills.....Here is a touch though.. and I do in fact often put chilli flakes and/or tabasco sauce in my coffee.WHICH.. is telling.."Caveman.. with an unexpected Kick...."

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    In Melbs it's a Double shot Latte the same thing in Freo is a Tall Macchiato.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Skinny latte :) for Mary and a skinny cappachino for Donna. Xxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Caramel latte. Sweet and creamy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I drink tea...Lady Grey with a dash of lemon...and that is me 🎄xxFreya

  • HotMocca

    HotMocca

    9 years ago

    I have never been a coffee person which goes with having been a rebel all my life :) tea is what describes me best, esp hot Russian earl grey tea which is hot, exotic with beautiful with seductive scent. Feel free to have a sip ☺️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    No fancy stuff, just a standard Cappuccino with a couple of sugars is generally all I need (need the sweetness as I don't drink fizzy drinks or have sweats). Also don't mind the occasional short black for a hit / taste from my Nespresso machine as it is so easy. Not really into a Tall Black (unless they win..... Really like the All Blacks, as they usually win ) Don't mind "a cup of tea" also sometimes.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    RBO (really big one) 😁 skinny cap Muzz Buzz (son's mate works at one and gives me 2 bickies haha) - creature of habit, i've been having these for years. What it says about me is, well firstly i'm a guts lol, and i'll let you figure out the rest 😯😁

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    My standard order at chain coffee shops, where I'm not sure of the quality, is a skim caramel latte with an extra shot. Willing to sacrifice in some areas (skim) to indulge in others (caramel ... Mmmmmmm!!!) The extra shot is symbolic of my caffeine addiction, and the fact that I am constantly on the go in my everyday life, so I need the extra buzz. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    no sugar ☺

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    None here, I just jump straight in!! Contact me if you are game and fit my criteria!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Does it have a name??? It comes in 1Kg tins, is the cheapest by far, smells like dirty socks, no amount of sugar will remove the bitter after taste, having more than a cup will leave you uncontrollably anxious and regretting you ever had a need for that morning fix. As there is 1kg it's not going to disappear any time soon so you had better get used to it... .'EP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Now watch someone take the mickey ... lol.. Not a serious consumer of coffee. I mainly drink green tea but I don't mind the occasional cappuccino or long black...

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    I love a good tea. I'm a fan of a chai - full bodied, rich flavours, smooth and spicy. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I define myself as a regular 1 shot Latte - light and easy to swallow with a little foam on top for fun. But occasionally, after an enjoyable dinner, I do venture to darker side with an Affogato - a scoop of vanilla gelato with a shot of espresso coffee and infused with Frangelico poured over it. OMG sensational and great way to keep the night going and going on a coffee high. LG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Plain ole cuppa tea here, when I indulge it's a vanilla chai, no sugar needed, I'm sweet enough 😝 Leo_girl that sounds delicious... Definitely trying , thanks :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    So since I'm kinda new to all this I'm a green tea lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It's ready to go at a seconds notice, can be different depending how you want it and is so satisfying.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Ristretto....short, full of substance, and can keep you up all night

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It's always a double espresso sometimes short other times a bit longer, simple, pure, strong, love the crema on top. 4 for breakfast, one for morning tea, then I'm sorted for the rest of the day unless I can get a good one after a good dinner date in a good restaurant.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Nothing instant about cawfee..When I first came to Brisbane in October 1990 I could not believe how awful the coffee was..I am from Melbourne,this was a sacrilege..but now it's mostly drinkable xxFreya

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Large strong soy latte. That is double shot of espresso. Now don't get.that mixed up when you bring it over in the morn. ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well I usually drink long blacks, no sugar. My friend delightfully sent me a recent article about a study that found people who drink long blacks often have more Machiavellian qualities. So I might pass on that. Probably best, since I can't fit myself into a good description of it either. So I will go with a latte macchiato - because I'm fair skinned, who seeks layers and tasty topping.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Ice cream, espresso, and a touch of Baileys or a liqueur to your liking, mmmmm. Sexy coffee! (Yes, its classed as a coffee, Ive done a Barista course) xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I have a different theory for long blacks haha 😈😉😁 I want what you're having 😎 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Wait a second - are we describing ourselves, or our preference of tipple? I had you down as a piccolo. As for long blacks ... I haven't had the pleasure. I'd have to go for sampler menu, don't mind lattes with a caramel shot, double espressos with a scoop of something creamy, a sweet tanniný chai's and still keeping an eye out for a sweet tasty rosehip tea.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Me as a coffee: Long, steamy, smooth, creamy, a balance of bitter and sweet, goes down easily and fragrant to the last drop. My ideal man as a coffee: Dark, rich, hot, strong, full-bodied, tall, sweet and tastes great with chocolate.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Espresso Martini ! 🍸🍸

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I thought bi now someone would have responded with a while or black with two.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Always count on me to go off topic, my mind travels 😀 have to say both you and CravingTouch make very exotic coffees. My Muzz Buzz rbo by comparison, doesn't sound nearly as exotic 😀

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    What a well written profile you have. Just thought i'd compliment you on that, very refreshing, nice one 👍 😁 oh and i'd take a white or black with 2 mmm

  • twowithnolimits

    twowithnolimits

    9 years ago

    surely in the end its all about the quality of the "creme "

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I really appreciate the positive feedback on my profile and your coffee.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Decaf cappuccino, lactose free milk? Please. A sprinkle of sugar over the foam. A teaspoon to scoop out the fluff before getting down to the bitter heat below. Mmmm.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yep i've had a rethink lol changing my order to something with extra cream 😯

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Google;Apparently I ordered an ejaculatte.

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Yep i've had a rethink lol changing my order to something with extra cream 😯 A short black (or even waive the coffee) in a tall glass with 10 shots of cream (or until full), with free refills

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hahaha this your coffee shop is it? It's those extra personal touches that bring repeat business? Lol 😁😸😎 i'll jump in the queue for one of those👍😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Sometimes short, sometimes a double, occasionally long. Either way its is always strong with a little bitter aftertaste Mmmmm, I want one now - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Hahaha this your coffee shop is it? It's those extra personal touches that bring repeat business? Lol 😁😸😎 i'll jump in the queue for one of those👍😉 Sounds like another one of the I-touch franchise shops, like the Hairdresser. ITM Coffee & Cream Shot Cafe' (Optional donuts on the cocks to be nibbled whilst waiting for the cream)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hahaha I should be a rich woman by now, might have to discuss your package again lol in line with my newfound wealth 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Him - Macchiato or long black. Her - Latte or flat white. Not sure what that says, if anything :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Strong flat white or short macchiato - Posted from rhpmobile