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What do guys think of to stop cuming too Quick

December 11 2013

In the spirit of the humorous post a little while ago which asked the favourite term for masturbation this time i am looking for the funniest and craziest things guys think of when they are approaching orgasm to try and top cumming you know like Dead kittens etc thanks

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Does the trick, sometimes too well

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The two guys here that can't stand me think of me. Or they will now..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm not touching this one ;) Pardon the pun - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Guys still do that?! There are better ways.... and you dont lose the element of focus or being present.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    All I think about is cumming in that pussy and filling it up, even with a condom on. Its like i wqnt to cum because it shows how hot i am for her that i can't just hold it back. Simply put I'm overly horny for thst person. I make up for it when the cuddles are over and time to go for another round. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    DG is not only a pussy whisperer ;-)

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Fun lover..... think about it. Men and women "train" their bodies through masturbation. guys tupicslly view porn, jerk off , ejaculate and then roll over and go to sleep or move on to other things. Boner, gone. Sexual interest, done. So why expect their body to act differently when someone else does it. It's simply a case of un-training bad habits. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    thanks for the comments i don't know you mesmerized but by your name alone i can't imagine why you would have that effect. To Mischeviouslad thanks both of your posts have been your spot on and i appreciate your point of view but your kind of" preaching to the choir" to me I get it as i work in injury rehab so i am very used to untraining bad habits. I am just looking to inject some humour into something i am writing by thinking of some of the crazy things people have tried in the past to stop cumming so the sillier the better

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    11 years ago

    So DG, in order to master this, you'd have to train lots and lots and LOTS huh? Gee, I'm don't like to shy away from hard work, so I'd better get to it. Now where is Mrs him_and_me ?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I think about astrophysics....after all apparently I'm docked into a genius :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Even though the idea of fucking the enemy silly to undo some of that pent up tension' greatly appeals.. Its the attitude that gets in the way. Guess there's something horny about fucking someone when they are angry at you then watch them close their eyes and fall into that concentration level .. Jay

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    But I love all the funny faces he pulls trying not to cum too soon - meaning before I have cum, because he is that considerate a lover. This could be holding his erection up for 4-5 hrs. A lot of "hard" work. But I am evil and love to tease him by jiggling my ass. That usually takes him over the edge ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Tryst me you don't really want to know what i think about to prolong the ecstacy. Some of the more tame things are thinking about what bills i have to pay what jobs i have to get done soon. Mowing the lawn wondering what is the meaning of life. You know just the usual ones. They are usual aren't they guys. I know im a freak. All i know is the longer i can hold off and watch my beautiful lover cum and cum hard, my orgasm is the most explosive and intense ever. I recommend it to all guys. The women also appreciate it to.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY! MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!