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What do men want?
September 27 2013
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lover or girlfriend to adore us and friend to keep us grounded and heading in the right direction. As long as they laugh at my bad jokes, all is good.
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RHP User
11 years ago
and with a pulse is a given! I read somewhere that funny men are a hit with women but the reverse is not true. Apparently men don't like funny women. Wonder if that is true.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Funny men! Mmmm. 😀
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Beachlover1999
11 years ago
But I am funny!!!!!! There lies my problem...... Lol I just love to laugh, even at myself!!!!! :))))
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RHP User
11 years ago
I want my cake ! I don't need my women friends to be any different to each other...I'm quite happy for them to be multiskilled... And they can multitask...mmmmm :) Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Men love funny women.......especially the men that are so not funny themselves!! no matter how hard they try
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RHP User
11 years ago
for sure.. But my ideal would be a nice melting smile, nice teeth, longish hair, great sense of humour, worldly, with a feminine personality. I turn off girls who feel they need to compete on every level . Nor do I like a woman who dominates her man , or the man that allows that to happen.We both have our part to play in life and getting the man/woman balance is the secret to being a happy couple..
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wingman2014
11 years ago
That was hilarious ... 👎- Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
11 years ago
Meeka was right- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Can't speak for other guys... however, what I would like (note these are only guidelines and very flexible... nothing is mandatory!) is:Attractive (what I find attractive, not your stereotypical attractive)Intelligent (Smart and Wise)Open minded (In and out of the bedroom)Funny (Sense of humor is a must)Fun to be with (not always sitting on the couch watching Bridget Jones Diary every night)Independent (Socially, Financially, Emotionally etc)Strong willed (Doesn't take shit from anyone... including me!)and generally comfortable with who they are.This goes for any and all females... FB, FWB, Girlfriend, Partner or general friend.The good thing is I find a lot of these qualities in varying degrees in most women I meet (maybe I need glasses and a head doctor or I'm just too optimistic).I know a few ladies who fulfill all the above and then some.
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Men?....... Or men in RHP?!!...... I think the answers are somewhat different lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lots of things are negotiable. Looks and body type are second tier considerations. I have had partners who are corporate and alternative. Hairy armpits & dreadlocks are ok by me. City savvy & country bumpkin also have their appeals. Easy company & someone I can relate to top the list. Self-reliant & independent are also top scorers. A social conscience and community minded will keep me engaged. Someone who enjoys human diversity and actively seeks to improve the world she lives in. Someone who finds themselves amusing. Someone who is not jaded about men. Someone who is motivated to do something they have never done before, or will do something they never would normally do, just to say they have tried it, be it abseiling or an opera. Open minded, and someone who can play with the English language. Oh, and not overly complex LOL.
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RHP User
11 years ago
just because they don't like me, doesn't mean I am funny
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Highpriority'I want my cake ! I don't need my women friends to be any different to each other...I'm quite happy for them to be multiskilled... And they can multitask...mmmmm :) Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it... What is with the L'Oreal tag line at the end of every post....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Men?....... Or men in RHP?!!...... I think the answers are somewhat different lol I think the "wants" are still the same .....just the expectations may be different
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RHP User
11 years ago
We love funny women freya... The problem for you is most of us have the hots for auntie Edna... Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thank you, now I understand my attraction to funny ladies. I've had the hots for Cal Wilson for years.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Before I met Mrs Funky AKA Jasmine, I was looking for a "woman" one that had attitude, knew how to apply make up, one that was funny & who would bounce off my, at tImes, 'out there' sense of humour. A head strong woman, a feminine woman, a woman that would be willing to explore with her man. Most of all a woman that I could tell the darkest of secrets and not have her look any less upon me. I walked through her door, saw the effort she had made, smelled the creams & lotions she had on, Mrs Funky smelt like a 100 different flowers. We talked all night, she laughed at my humour and made me laugh, (funny women are hot Meeka) Since that night 9 years & 9 mths ago iv spent 5 nights apart from her. So all the things iv wanted in a woman, I was blessed to find that night. we are equals, i am her man and she is my woman. Anyway, that's what this man likes in a woman. Mr Funky (.)(.) - Posted from rhpmobile
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Cheekyarses
11 years ago
Mr cheeky - likes a woman who is confident, but not overconfident, who loves to smile n laugh. Who can be spontaneous, sexy, yet feminine. No matter their body size they love themselves for who they are! A girl with a good mind, that creeps into cheekiness mixed with naughty intentions! Who knows what she wants but can also say no! I like a girl who can laugh at herself n is witty n funny! I like a kind caring girl who adores her friends, her children, her animals & me! Wow - I married her Mr Cheeky
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'wingman2013'That was hilarious ... 👎- Posted from rhpmobile see......I'm hilarious!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Happy for ya Dude, oops there's that word lol Mr Funky - Posted from rhpmobile
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lovman8
11 years ago
who are intelligent and funny and confident of their own sexuality ...........oh and with tits and a vagina is good too
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'and with a pulse is a given! I read somewhere that funny men are a hit with women but the reverse is not true. Apparently men don't like funny women. Wonder if that is true. I am hilarious, god no wonder I never get laid
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71' Lover or girlfriend to adore us and friend to keep us grounded and heading in the right direction. As long as they laugh at my bad jokes, all is good. This is it...
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Coops27M
11 years ago
My favourite is a woman who is intelligent enough as a minimum not to be annoying and who is positive and loves to smile and laugh rather than bitch and whinge. With a hot body and curves in the right place is a bonus. I make everyone laugh everyday but i didn't realise it was attractive. I thought most women liked serious men with their heads up their arses? I take it i'm wrong- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Rigid Classic Roles belong to inflexible Homophobes, Dildophobes, Straponophobes and Machomanics.Funny is fine until the laughing stops.(Due to kissing for example).Grounding some Men can activate the 'commitment Eject launch sequence'..It can vary immensely with age and experience being factors both negatively and positively influenced..As far as wanting goes, you cannot always have what you want, but you may enjoy whatever you have.
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RHP User
11 years ago
..for myself, to be a friend I would like her to be honest and respect me as another equal human animal. I think the qualities for me would change depending on the level of intimacy. As for my perfect woman, I don't believe I will ever find the "perfect" woman and won't crave this ideal but here she is.. She appears as if she was painted by Jacques-Louis David. She carries herself with a grace and elegance of a Russian ballerina, but with a few more curves. She has the internal fortitude of Rosa Parks. She is compassionate. She is as comfortable in a dress as she is in daggy clothes. She appreciates all she has in life and is not jealous of others who may have more desirable things. She prefers a nice glass (or 2) of wine as opposed to "drinks with the girls". She is not afraid to be stupid with me, and yes, she farts in front of me. She gives me a slight smile of contentment and adoration when I run my fingers gently through her auburn (or black) hair. She is a godess, worthy of my worship.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I've given up trying to figure out or be what any man wants and have started trying to figure out what I want.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thats the only way to view it. The Funky 2 (.)(.) - Posted from rhpmobile
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Cheekyarses
11 years ago
Awesome 71 - you hit the nail on the head!! I too have given up on what men want - more important is what do I want! How do I want to be treated, what factors must a man have to get my attention! Xxxx mrs c
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RHP User
11 years ago
Oh,ok
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'JayJay_66' Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Men?....... Or men in RHP?!!...... I think the answers are somewhat different lol I think the "wants" are still the same .....just the expectations may be different Either my friends are freaks or we are missing something... of all my non RHP male friends, the "wants" and "expectations" seem to be very similar to what I have seen written by many male forumnites across the RHP threads and in profiles.We men are simple beasts
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RHP User
11 years ago
Jayjay_66 wrote: "Ok HP I have to ask Quoting 'Highpriority' I want my cake ! I don't need my women friends to be any different to each other...I'm quite happy for them to be multiskilled... And they can multitask...mmmmm :) Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it... What is with the L'Oreal tag line at the end of every post...." ...To catch your eye JayJay... 👀 Hp xo 💌 Because it's working... 😄😄
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RHP User
11 years ago
Freya... I'm sorry xo Hp xo 💌 Because Freda's worth it too...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Soulful!Robust!Healthy!Sexually liberated!Sweet!Kind!Spontaneous!Thoughtful!Usually these things combine in different ways in different people and radiates a vitality that I'm a sucker for! Creates a frenzy between my mind, heart & crotch which becomes a deep burnin' in my solar plexus I can't help but give in to.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Freda
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RHP User
11 years ago
From what I've heard you have no problem pulling the young blokes.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Since you are a Man both on (though most unlikely) and off this site, please enlighten us if you would.
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RHP User
11 years ago
DG is in denial... And refuses to believe that he just like every other bloke on RHP. Lucky us women know better. PMSL.
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RHP User
11 years ago
D.G is the enlightened one...remember
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'GavinMcSparkles' ..for myself, to be a friend I would like her to be honest and respect me as another equal human animal. I think the qualities for me would change depending on the level of intimacy. As for my perfect woman, I don't believe I will ever find the "perfect" woman and won't crave this ideal but here she is.. She appears as if she was painted by Jacques-Louis David. She carries herself with a grace and elegance of a Russian ballerina, but with a few more curves. She has the internal fortitude of Rosa Parks. She is compassionate. She is as comfortable in a dress as she is in daggy clothes. She appreciates all she has in life and is not jealous of others who may have more desirable things. She prefers a nice glass (or 2) of wine as opposed to "drinks with the girls". She is not afraid to be stupid with me, and yes, she farts in front of me. She gives me a slight smile of contentment and adoration when I run my fingers gently through her auburn (or black) hair. She is a godess, worthy of my worship. Would you settle for a Rubens??? I've got everything else pretty much covered ...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hmm.... Sure, I can compromise on that!
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madotara69
11 years ago
I have a special kind of love for you, you are one in a million for that.Mado xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' From what I've heard you have no problem pulling the young blokes. My cleaver disguise is not working
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'thehussy' Quoting 'Mesmerised' From what I've heard you have no problem pulling the young blokes. my spell checkerMy cleaver disguise is not working
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madotara69
11 years ago
There only one set of legs like that on this planet. Guess they go everywhere with you Miss Hussy.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' There only one set of legs like that on this planet. Guess they go everywhere with you Miss Hussy. could not resist the name after the comments on another thread. yerp thats me a hussy with her legs in the air
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RHP User
11 years ago
Cleaver disguise? Should I be worried? And Gavin: I don't think any woman ever wants to hear you're compromising...
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RHP User
11 years ago
A woman with super powers to change herself... One day sexy brunette, next day hot blond, slim, then chubby, then BBW, then grows a cock into a hot tranny, then young, milf, old, hot, then ugly, short then tall.... Small ass, big ass.... If each man had that RHP would be out if business!!! Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
What do I want in a women.. Well apart from me LOL...I really love women that are totally insane. She must have spent a few months in a institution, rehab, or had at least half a dozen electroshock sessions. Must be on anti-depressants, anti-psychotics, or be self medicating like there is no tomorrow. She must ether be so OCD that they can tell if a perfect circle is upside down, or happy to use the floor as good place to store anything and never owned a vacuum cleaner. She must be compulsively creative, and have her house and her friends homes full of her work. She must have a good income but never any money. Must be able to play a musical instrument, or at least think she can. A degree in something pointless, a PHD is a bonus.She must have red hair, be my height. Her tits have to be big enough so that she can kiss her nipples. She must think that body hair is something she tried at puberty but never again. She must be BI, love oral, group sex, kinky on a scary level, and scream at at lest 90-100 decibels when she cums . One draw in the house must be full of batteries, the next two full of toys, the last one full of destroyed or broken ones she just cant part with, and have a pet name for each one. Have a minimum of one collar, one set of hand cuffs, a whip, and some chains. One third of her wardrobe must be devoted to lingerie and leather. She must love only black, or only white. Must love silver and would never wear gold. Be running out of space for her shoes , jewelry, and perfumes.She must think that not going shopping for something totally useless at least once a week is insane. She must hate cooking, or not be under any delusion that she can cook. She must love good food.Oh one last thing she must love a goaty because that thing is never going to leave my face.Apart from that I am easy really.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I do joke around at times, but that really is my perfect woman. I am being serious.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' What do I want in a women.. Well apart from me LOL...Oh one last thing she must love a goaty because that thing is never going to leave my face.Apart from that I am easy really.Gotta say I like a man who likes my goatie too.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' and with a pulse is a given! I read somewhere that funny men are a hit with women but the reverse is not true. Apparently men don't like funny women. Wonder if that is true. Not sure its a given, Meeka. My nephew assures me if the body is still warm, the pulse is not that necessary.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Gayely' Quoting 'Meeka100' and with a pulse is a given! I read somewhere that funny men are a hit with women but the reverse is not true. Apparently men don't like funny women. Wonder if that is true. That's hilarious, and assuming he is a young man, probably spot on. Think I may use that quote myself……..Not sure its a given, Meeka. My nephew assures me if the body is still warm, the pulse is not that necessary.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' What do I want in a women.. Well apart from me LOL...I really love women that are totally insane. She must have spent a few months in a institution, rehab, or had at least half a dozen electroshock sessions. Must be on anti-depressants, anti-psychotics, or be self medicating like there is no tomorrow. She must ether be so OCD that they can tell if a perfect circle is upside down, or happy to use the floor as good place to store anything and never owned a vacuum cleaner. She must be compulsively creative, and have her house and her friends homes full of her work. She must have a good income but never any money. Must be able to play a musical instrument, or at least think she can. A degree in something pointless, a PHD is a bonus.She must have red hair, be my height. Her tits have to be big enough so that she can kiss her nipples. She must think that body hair is something she tried at puberty but never again. She must be BI, love oral, group sex, kinky on a scary level, and scream at at lest 90-100 decibels when she cums . One draw in the house must be full of batteries, the next two full of toys, the last one full of destroyed or broken ones she just cant part with, and have a pet name for each one. Have a minimum of one collar, one set of hand cuffs, a whip, and some chains. One third of her wardrobe must be devoted to lingerie and leather. She must love only black, or only white. Must love silver and would never wear gold. Be running out of space for her shoes , jewelry, and perfumes.She must think that not going shopping for something totally useless at least once a week is insane. She must hate cooking, or not be under any delusion that she can cook. She must love good food.Oh one last thing she must love a goaty because that thing is never going to leave my face.Apart from that I am easy really.I could always use all my meds on you, and shave it off whilst you are unconscious.Would an overdose of Nurofen do it?
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RHP User
11 years ago
you need to find a Shaman shape shifter...trek the Himalayas ,go to Tibet..magic aboundsxlaB
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RHP User
11 years ago
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