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What do you do
April 22 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
And eat tim tams ..... And wait - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
This doesn't happen to me very often, if it does I roll over and have a sleep, wake up as horny as hell and then I'm good to go.........💋
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
I can see it now....posts on Dung Beetles! Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Picking on my previous incarnation are we... wasn't the world doomed without dung beetles There is always energy for the vibe ring... though chocolate helps... and a good dirty story from one of the more explicit sites on the net. SG
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RHP User
11 years ago
call the minister to have my last rights read coz I am definitely dying for that to happen!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ok well I did for a while it does help me sleep. I need some new toys. And just wait and hope the mojo returns.
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RHP User
11 years ago
When even your toys seem boring, but one thing I have noticed is that although your mojo does go into hiding sometimes it does seem to find its way back again. I'm with JayJay and Lovinit on the Tim Tams and sleep.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Whatever has made you feel sexy in the past....what do you think is sexy about you..?....Because I know there is a lot about you that is sexy LD xx Q
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Amicus75' Picking on my previous incarnation are we... wasn't the world doomed without dung beetles There is always energy for the vibe ring... though chocolate helps... and a good dirty story from one of the more explicit sites on the net. SG I hadn't even read the thread about previous lives before I wrote that!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
the body is sure to follow. If that fails ..... MOET!!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
My hand pretends to be asleep these days.
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QLDtwo4fun
11 years ago
A nice smoked ham, quality cheeses, ciabatta bread, and a rich milky hot chocolate. The world always seems a better place.
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RHP User
11 years ago
If you haven't had any physical contact with others you pass over your lack of a simple touch. I find that if I haven't been touched, even a hug from a friend to a slow gentle hand caring lot caressing the back of your arm I find I dismiss that need for physical intimacy, as I have to stop and think about (being sensationally single) when the last time I actually was conscientiously aware of physical contact. One of the biggest turn ons I find is a partner, playmate, whatever your term, is when they touch you in a caress without trying to make it more, just a hand on the back, rubbing my arm, and snuggle cuddle hello, leaves me feeling connected but not like it has to go anywhere.. Makes me tingle and antsy because it simply reminds me, I enjoy touch.. Really good erotic literature, your favourite movie with the one guy that does that one think that makes a small tingle... We all have that one movie.. A great massage is another way to get that physical contact leave feeling tingling and reminds you all your body full of nerve endings crying out TOUCH ME!! Just tune it to it and remember to you get what you receive, FREE HUGS?
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RHP User
11 years ago
This isn't normal? Just a regular day for me. ;-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
feel as sexy as a dung beetle.....I think I would roll Shit. My first giggle this morning.....Ohh when I come home from work as mentally exhausted as can be, I take my clothes off have a shower and cuddle on the couch....Sex is just a remote thought because my eyes will close as soon as I hit the couch.Nothing wrong with it........
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' I hadn't even read the thread about previous lives before I wrote that!!That's too funny... must be the vibe from all the threads bouncing around Am going to jump on the Tim Tam band wagon and suggest a packet (my preference are the white ones) with some scented candles and a romantic film with your favourite acting hunk... all after a hot relaxing bath.Can't mentally love yourself until you have physically loved yourself. If that doesn't help, have a shot of patron and go to bed... tomorrow is another day and may be better. SG
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RHP User
11 years ago
I just hand the vibe to someone else... 😈 Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Why do us Dung Beetles get a bad name
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RHP User
11 years ago
Realise that even dung beetles have many colours on their shiny hard backs. Much like yourself miss luck. You're a colourful character, so embrace your colours, spread your wings and show your colours to the world and love yourself for being the only one on this planet that is you. :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
just put them on, surely they will cheer you right up... rawrrr
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RHP User
11 years ago
A hot long shower and scrub myself from top to bottom. I put a hair mask in my hair, then lather myself in a nice smelling lotion.Then a movie, ice cream and a few drinks before bed (not washing my hair till the next day). Waking up the next morning all soft and cuddly always makes me feel better. Patron is nice, but at 75 bucks not always an option. Yay for Lambrusco!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I do actually like dung beetles, I think they're pretty cool
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RHP User
11 years ago
I dunno....they're a little too crunchy for me.....makes em taste a bit shitty lol ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
in case of an emergency break glass and remove one blues survival kit containing one packet chocolate tim tams one tub of cookies and cream ice cream two slabs of dark chocolate and two feel good movies of your choice jump into bed and consume the lot
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
I remember I read somewhere that Dung beetles are the underdog of the animal kingdom. Did you know that Ancient Egyptians worshiped Dung Beetles? They called a God, "Khepri" meaning "The God of the Rising Sun". Apparently he rolled a dug ball (that represents the sun/moon) to the sky. It represents new life, renewal...or something like that. So LD, if you say you are a dung beetle, you are a God of the Rising Sun. Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' I remember I read somewhere that Dung beetles are the underdog of the animal kingdom. Did you know that Ancient Egyptians worshiped Dung Beetles? They called a God, "Khepri" meaning "The God of the Rising Sun". Apparently he rolled a dug ball (that represents the sun/moon) to the sky. It represents new life, renewal...or something like that. So LD, if you say you are a dung beetle, you are a God of the Rising Sun. Foxy with a personality like hers LD's a goddess alright
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'kinky_gemini' just put them on, surely they will cheer you right up... rawrrr They're pretty cool hey...I love them. So far though I've only been able to wear them around the house...I need a chance to share the awesomeness in public!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thankyou allsorts
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RHP User
11 years ago
I've been offered more sex than a $20 hooker and yet, despite eating 5 Tim Tams, I still feel decidedly unsexy. Maybe tomorrow my mojo will come looking for me. I'm too tired to chase it right now.
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RHP User
11 years ago
White tim tams are my favourite!! I loooove white chocolate in general. The white choc reeses peanut butter cups...OMG!! I do miss having the occasional bath to relax in (no bath here just a shower).
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'looking4quality' I've been offered more sex than a $20 hooker and yet, despite eating 5 Tim Tams, I still feel decidedly unsexy. Maybe tomorrow my mojo will come looking for me. I'm too tired to chase it right now. If you happen to see my mojo running around with yours can you grab the little devil and send it back to me pls?
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RHP User
11 years ago
When I feel a case of the blues...I try to get active. I put on some soul power music...coz I'm a soul man..hehe....I exercise to get the endorphins pumping...go to the beach...sunlight, fresh air, salty water hehe....just enjoy. But yeh it's not easy taking that first step...but when I do, it's really a case of "somebody stop me" ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
No matter how tired or worn out I am, I am alwys in the mood for a vibrator orgasm.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'ivannahumpalot' No matter how tired or worn out I am, I am alwys in the mood for a vibrator orgasm. Wish it was just normal, physical tiredness I was dealing with...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'ShyPrincess74' I give myself a break, and a pamper. It'll come. i see what you did there ;-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'ShyPrincess74' I give myself a break, and a pamper. It'll come. i see what you did there ;-) Shy I think you've got a stalker
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RHP User
11 years ago
We expect too much of ourselves..who said we have to feel sexy all the time....sexual energy can also he channeled in to non bonking activities... Sensual,for instance,enjoying all the senses...the day,the breeze,the sun on ourskin ijust the fact that you don't have to think about sex or having it....seeking sex can afteral be exhausting and sômetimes disappointing ....losing ones mojo can be quite liberating really...enjoy the respite LD ..hugs xx Q
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thank Christ for that, now I can retire from sex I have had long spells, last was three years I think this year is gonna be one of those years of no sex. I am collecting books like an animal with acornsI am hitting the road with girlfriendsI am the house wife, cleaning lady for my lodgers sex is back in its box for now and not in my box but there is one that fires up my juices, every time he text the old pussy goes twitch, twitch, twich...down kitty bad, kitty lady T sexual hibernation is not always a bad thing.
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