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What do you find
March 19 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
Now that's what I call kinky. I've used the old hair brush a few times when the dildo was in for repairs but a toilet brush? I've gotta try that! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
13 years ago
Put an eye patch on that brush yielding pirate and that's another "kink" satisfied!! Oh, and Mrs P - the bristle end for spanking ;-) Why do I suddenly feel all warm 'n' fuzzy?
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RHP User
13 years ago
pregnant women... not for sex, just to look atmichelle pfeiffer in batmanskinny anklesa tasty pizza..... not for sex, just to eatchicks that drink beera good wineplaying twister nakedand a good kisser!
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RHP User
13 years ago
A pulse and a brain.....and an understanding of the difference between the erotic and the pornographic
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inspirit
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
so many sexy things...smouldering dirty "come fuck me" eyes! straight -out -of -the -shower hot bodied mana velvety voice over the phone telling you what they are going to do to you when you get homeand a confident man who knows how to handle me....God Id keep going but Im starting to loose focus...its Stalky and Mrs PP all their brush talk;)Minxy xx Did I also mention figs?
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RHP User
13 years ago
...and not just another one of my blatant "come on cum on me" flirts, not that I ever do that. | Quoting 'kinkisthenewpink'A man that can cook. Dead sexy seeing a fella in the kitchen preparing delectable treats......knowing how to lift a wanton woman up on the bench to "sort her out" because she's all horny watching him cook is also dead sexy | I absolutely love to cook and have been told I do "get by" in the kitchen. There is something just so right about taking the time to prepare a 5 course meal slowly for a companion of good taste and that tastes good too. Jezus, just watching her watch, sitting there on the bench...and occasionally adding a bit of spice when it's needed. And of course if it's a 5 course meal eaten over time...those little breaks in between can be better than the rest of what's on the plate. | Other than that...Charlize Theron, covered in warm melted chocolate for dessert. | Gwyneth Paltrow singing....she's hotting up with age you know. | And puh-lezz, nice legs, sexy lingerie and those stiletto heels...never forget the shoes. | It's not a fetish...I just appreciate nice shoes.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Was a few years ago when I came home from work one day and found my boyfriend who I was with at the time, naked, on all fours, scrubbing the bathroom floor.. I've never been so turned on in my life! I had to have him right there and then! LMAO n what made it even hotter was that it was completely unexpected as he was full on bad boy type- dirtbiker, criminal record etc. MIND U this was the same ex who used to cook naked (burnt so many dinners when he did that;) Hehe) Sexy guys to me are the ones who are badboys(but always are affectionate to their woman, in private or public), the kind your mother warned you about and the ones your dad glares at lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nuff said. Lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think this is a trick... Women saying a sexy man is A: Cleans teh Dunny B: Cooks C: does the Laundry I am not falling for your tricks ....Men just are not sexy ..
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RHP User
13 years ago
My man, going into a burning fire Watching him shoot an M16 Playing football Knowing that the instructors that train him use of force are a bit worried as he dislocated one of their arms. It was an accident the guy was told to let go of that knife! Makes me feel safe. Watching him dive and come back with fish on a spear or fresh crayfish. Watching him build a pergola, a shed and doing the same thing for my single girlfriends. Watching him read to our girls when they were little and falling asleep before they did. He cant cook anything but fish. He never says more than two or three words at a time. But hey, when he does say something it means something. Giving me a pearl he went diving for. And yes he knows I am on rhp, in case your wondering. I do have attached on my profile.
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RHP User
13 years ago
god that could be bad, do i get disqualified if I fart? hey I can make it up with the good kisser , part.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Twister Fart Does that have Jodie Foster in it or was Mr Bean
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RHP User
13 years ago
BYO scented candles for naked twister & don't get too close to the flame! Now wowwow believe me it's TRUE, don yourself an apron & you're guaranteed a good rogering! Chef CM how's your in box looking? ;-) Kink & Narregrlx - seriously yummy!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
...it's "okay" so far, but still no note from Charlize or Gwyneth, dammit. | Quoting 'keepingkarma'Chef CM how's your in box looking? ;-) | Do you think it would be too patently obvious if I posted in the full menu...exactly how it's to be served and when? It goes without saying that the dust would have to be blown off a few bottles of the private reserve and maybe, just maybe...no I better save that, it's the finishing touch. | Thanks for asking.........
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RHP User
13 years ago
That slow, knowing smile accompanied with that devilish look Five o'clock dark stubble The ability to lift me up (I'm 55 kilos, give me a break) Doesn't have skinnier legs or arms than me Doesn't always nominate McDonalds or Pizza Hut as first choice when I suggest eating out ....maybe I am asking for too much.
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RHP User
13 years ago
... can dream Krissy_G. Robert Plant was/still is on my list
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RHP User
13 years ago
is a bridge of 'drool' suspended between my dick and 'her' mouth , go figure...yummy
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RHP User
13 years ago
god tuscan you make me laugh.....your comments are so out there, but hey sooo truthful...keep up the good work love reading ur posts...woman to my own heart
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RHP User
13 years ago
and if she puts the rubbish out ; thats fucking hot no I'm bullshitting............she can be a lazy bitch , I dont care! as long as she fucks my brains out whenever I want , actually yeah thats whats sexy is for me ; a sex maniac , if she loves it and cant get enough , thats most of the sexy right there...
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RHP User
13 years ago
...and you might just get lucky. The other 99.9% don't even bother to try. | Quoting 'Krissy_G' Admire your ambition for both. But really sweetie. (You need to show charm to any girl) | How do you think I finally met Angelina...and know that she calls him "Pitt the Twit" behind his back. | Angelina is not just any girl...she's special. | | And she's got tattoos where 99.9% of the world will never see either!
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RHP User
13 years ago
easy....... intelligence, good humour, and laughter. women with beautiful figuures...... kindness and compassion..........
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RHP User
13 years ago
… … . .. . . .. . .. .. Spelling may be wrong but is fuck in baille. Lov you, mss mag OO
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RHP User
13 years ago
... a "like" button for mikeandshel xox
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RHP User
13 years ago
...by course, of course with a bit of a break in between? | Quoting 'kinkisthenewpink' You know, I just tweaked my recipe for Eton Mess, perhaps if I make the sweet stuff at the end you could do the main? Perhaps a bottle of Veuve Clicquot and a cheese platter with Pedro Xeminez - San Emilio? | And getting there would be half the fun...maybe we could even invite Nigella, you know just to make sure we get it right in the kitchen? Perhaps seafood...but definitely as the winter comes upon us, a more humble fare in front of a roaring fire, so let's start by blowing the dust off a Penfold's Reserve Bin 09A Chardonnay and start with stuffed oysters prepared on on a covered bar-b-que? | A dozen at least, and fresh on the day and rack for balance...lift the oyster carefully and place both carrots and zucchini julienne mixed together under the oyster. Of course you would have already prepared the melted butter, garlic, fresh cracked pepper and bacon bit perfectly brown in a pan already and fill each shell to the brim with this melted delight. Next, cover with dried bread crumbs and top with a healthy amount of freshly grated Parmesan cheese. Place the rack then in a hot bar-b-que and savour the white until the butter gently bubbles, the cheese melts and the carrots and zucchini are perfectly cooked. As they cook, the shells may spatter a bit, but always down and away from the little delectables on the rack under the hood of the grill. | Best to let them rest...then just pick up in your fingers and enjoy, of course you may get a bit of butter on your chin but don't forget Nigella will be there to help. I have actually known people who swear they hate oysters eat a dozen of these...and they are perfect with a good white. And Nigella...she's good with anything you know, but really only there to watch. | Next course? | | If you don't like oysters cooked and served this way...there will be no next course!
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RHP User
13 years ago
.. - -.. --- . ... -. --- - .-.. --- --- -.- .-.. .. -.- . -... .-. .- .. .-.. .-.. . - --- -- . --- .-. -- --- .-. ... . -.-. --- -.. . -... ..- - .. - .. ... .- -. .. -.-. . - .... --- ..- --. - .... | Now this...is the code of the west and how it was won.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' .. - -.. --- . ... -. --- - .-.. --- --- -.- .-.. .. -.- . -... .-. .- .. .-.. .-.. . - --- -- . --- .-. -- --- .-. ... . -.-. --- -.. . -... ..- - .. - .. ... .- -. .. -.-. . - .... --- ..- --. - .... | Now this...is the code of the west and how it was won. translates into IT DOES NOTLOOK LIKE BRAILLE TO ME OR MORSE CODE BUT IT IS A NICE THOUGTH Yeah Braille is hard to type, morse code is better.
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RHP User
13 years ago
a bit of confidence goes a long way. A girl might be stunning but if she is too scared to take her top off then she's no good to me...
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RHP User
13 years ago
I feel sooo inadequate..... no wonder my success on RHP is soooo dismal.. Poor caveman..
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RHP User
13 years ago
...I'm sure there will be a thread about it soon. | Quoting 'cavey50' I feel sooo inadequate.....no wonder my success on RHP is soooo dismal. | You know, about "those men" that send out first messages that are templated in Morse code then expect you to swallow their oyster. | Women...how do you keep them happy.
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RHP User
13 years ago
now there is a post and a half
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RHP User
13 years ago
...so of course I offered and certainly something I would put together as an entree' for three, Nigella won't be able to keep her fingers out of this I am sure. | Quoting 'kinkisthenewpink' And this is all done by YOU? | There would be no doubt that somewhere in there you might be able to offer a bit of assistance...if nothing more than crossing your legs and and watching with a seductive smile whilst sipping your glass of white. | Now then...we'll fly south a bit if you are ready for the salad. Something tropical, something sweet, something spicy...no, not quite time for a Nigella treat. We can share.....so shall I continue? | ...she'll come in handy when it time to serve the Eton Mess. |
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RHP User
13 years ago
why do people need to answer questions like this with such complcated and convoluted responses? its easy...sexy is good things, and absolutely excludes chest pounding and 'look at me' behavior. sexy is dignified and humble....sexy has manners...and lacks sarcasm... sexy is a man who can be a man quietly, and a woman who carries herself with dignity and poise.....discretion is sexy, humility is sexy....sensitivity is sexy.......
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RHP User
13 years ago
M&S said: "sexy is dignified and humble.." et al. Just don't forget that toilet brush ;-)
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