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What do you think
April 20 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
Then you can surprise someone and claim to be off put,, or is that put out,,,, probably depends on the day of the week or month and the rise in the sky of the heat of the meat or the sag of the dag
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RHP User
11 years ago
as soon as I see that, see you later! I swear you are in my head Q, you have posted a few threads that I was thinking of posting myself, lol.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I have kids and they are my world...or they will always come first... I understand people have kids and it is a given that kids are a big part of your life and they need your undivided attention at times but I don't need to be told that. It gives me the irates because it makes me feel like they are ALWAYS going to put their kids first in any circumstance. I have 3 kids of my own and I will not drop everything for them. As a mother it is my job to raise them to become independent, not to fall over myself to do everything for them. If they are sick or have something important on, yeah sure but at the end of the day they are going to grow and leave the nest and they aren't going to love me any less for looking after my own needs and helping them stand on their own 2 feet.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Some words and phrases: NSAGSOHTime wastersGame players I'm sick of... You will be blocked! NO SINGLE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am not gay!!!!I will make your eyes roll back in your headI will make you squirt, guaranteedYou won't be disappointed Oh, somebody stop me!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sydney University and other institutions...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sexual animal and can't get enough. Or any of the other generic RHP multichoice descriptions, doesn't really say much at all about you.
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Seen it quite a few times.... the self praising comment of sexual skills or reasons to meet them.... followed by "he he". It makes you look like a creepy sex offender DG - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I have a rash on my cock I guarantee your satisfaction ( that's a sure fired way to say that the warranty on that cock has run out of date) Girls instead of women Fun....reminds me of a clown with a red nose, Want to have fun = to sob into your pillow, once you realise , he meant I want to have fun, and you can just be the roller coaster ride. Loves Oral what he means he likes to talk, when he says he goes down, he means he falls asleep with his nose in your belly button. Pictures we do not want to see Man holding up a fish Man holding up a drink and looking pissed Man pointing to his car with a look of love in his eyes Man on motor bike with helmet on, and no face picture at all Man holding very small cock, with a large beer gut and toilet seat up behind him, with a packet of tampons on the cistern and his profile says single. Man with tongue out and some finger gesture that you see teenage boys do Man who says , you will not be disappointed, as soon as I read that line its to late I am LadyT on her knees at the Vatican
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Missb4u
11 years ago
You have it covered ladies :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
when a couples profile tends to oversell the male half, "he is loving, passionate and gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous, sensual and gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous, however doesn't have one picture of the male If and when you finally receive a picture of the male (by text or some other weird means) he is a crusty fat unkempt pig
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RHP User
11 years ago
I love to lick pussy for hours...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Who show pics of their cocks next to coke cans. Wrong in too many ways to explain. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Especially if they should be compared to Milky Way instead ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Love to lick pussy for hours.....when I see that, I want to hand over my neighbours cat to them and start the stop watch hahaha...ok dude I want to see this pussy licked clean :) I don't like seeing the word "hate" or anything like that. It just gives me the feeling you maybe the lady I got the cat from to give to the guy to lick for hours ;) Oh and the term "try to keep up" or anything like that....gosh it's not a race....it's not a competition...we're all here to come....whether its first, second, third.... ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I like counting how many times the word "fun" is mentioned. ;-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'MsElle72' I like counting how many times the word "fun" is mentioned. ;-) Do the same with the word "lol". I swear some people use it after every single sentence.
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Given the growing list..... ... Do we expect any changes?! (and I wonder....if so many profiles say these things.... who tells people this is what a profile should say?!!!)
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RHP User
11 years ago
and ASK ME
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Dryphuz
11 years ago
*goes to edit the word "fun" out of his profile*
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RHP User
11 years ago
Poor you :-) :-) ...xx Q
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RHP User
11 years ago
Is them telling me about their personality.... I care not to read about it....I want to SEE it coming through in their words. I - as most of you know - am also on a couple of vanilla dating sites - spoke to a lady that had "I'm fun, easy going and have a great sense of humour. I thought cool, but her photos told of a different story. She looked tired, bored, and just drained. Yep I told her so too. So many people write their profiles in a way that they're consciously selling a product to attempt to attract EVERYONE, yet they're only after one or maybe two. So my best advice is to NOT describe you, and just BE you in your profiles. People will see your personality through your words. For example:- Profile#1: I'm easy going, down to earth, funny, enjoy a laugh, if you wanna know more just ask. Profile#2: I went out the other night to a pub in Wagga. I'd had a few drinks - ok I confess I had more than a few as embarrassing as it is - but I was making my way upstairs to dance up a storm when I tripped on the top step. I quickly gathered myself, after admiring that I hadn't spilt my bourbon, and that's when it happened......the bar guy came up to me and says "I saw you fall over mate!" Now....if you've ever been in this situation, you'll know that the first thought going through your mind is "holy fuck I'm sooooo busted...what am I going to say???" Lol. So I thought quick!! And after 15 mins of drooling and swaying I mustered up the response "no sir! I did not fall over. I'm a recently converted religious persons, and just suddenly felt the need to pray!! Yes sir on your top step!!! What??? It looked comfortable ;)" ............ Which one says it better??? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
"I have been told on a number of occasions that I am great in bed , but I would love you to find that out for yourself"
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RHP User
11 years ago
Zero is a number isn't it?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Share your thoughts on this matter.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
MsElle72.........You made me check out my profile....and LOL....you are correct I mentioned the word 'FUN' twice.......will have to amend that!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'lilmiss_fussy' Who show pics of their cocks next to coke cans. Or a deoderant can. Or their foot.Or a lighter (yes I have seen this).
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'ralf74' I have kids and they are my world...or they will always come first... I understand people have kids and it is a given that kids are a big part of your life and they need your undivided attention at times but I don't need to be told that. It gives me the irates because it makes me feel like they are ALWAYS going to put their kids first in any circumstance. I have 3 kids of my own and I will not drop everything for them. As a mother it is my job to raise them to become independent, not to fall over myself to do everything for them. If they are sick or have something important on, yeah sure but at the end of the day they are going to grow and leave the nest and they aren't going to love me any less for looking after my own needs and helping them stand on their own 2 feet. My thoughts exactly. I know a few people who are utterly obsessed with their children, and I don't think that is healthy for them or the kids.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Quoting 'lilmiss_fussy' Who show pics of their cocks next to coke cans. Or a lighter (yes I have seen this). The yellow Bic lighter on Critique My Dick Pic? Men with cock shots: do Google this Tumblr page and learn.
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RHP User
11 years ago
& also weirdo wanker?! which makes me giggle because I've never actually used that term ever lol & I will usually change my profile if my mood persuades me. Mrs_AJ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thanks everyone....love weirdo wanker Mrs.A.J,definitely a keeper :-) :-) :-) xxQ
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rupamohan
11 years ago
Short answer ------------------- We are very tolerant to people who are different to us ..so nothing really puts us off. Long answer ------------------ May be only one thing puts us off people who are not tolerant to diversity. People making statements like if I am like this then you also have to be like this...that make us feel are they looking for clones? We believe what we are and what we seek are two independent piece of information. People have right to seek same as what they are...but the justification that is how it becomes fair is a wrong justification. We love profiles that are clear on what is deal breaker and what is optional. We wish people save our time by keeping the profile short and to the point so that we don't have to read useless information. Some example of useless information "we call profile fillers" are - a) Nasty warnings that doesn't apply to us and to whom it applies are likely to ignore. b) Generic / unverifiable information for example I am honest, professional, happily married. There are billions on earth happily married and those who aren't won't tell. No body is 100% honest so never understood is I am honest is a honest or dishonest statement. We any way don't have magic wand to test your honesty and issue you an honesty certificate. c) Zero value information for example I like to drink but happy not to drink as well. d) Specific but meaningless information for example I like to play tennis unless you have a habit to stop during sex go for tennis and come back to continue. e) Unnecessary explanation. For example due to our high profile we cant show picture...well you have already shared a private information that you work in high profile job. Adults understand every one has unique privacy needs. Best to say we can't show pics because we have high privacy concerns.
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RHP User
11 years ago
"Don't have 3 minutes to read a profile or find it too complex to read beyond 2 lines ? - Time to move to next profile." I found this a rather interesting part of your profile given that in your post you say:- "We wish people save our time by keeping the profile short and to the point so that we don't have to read useless information." Your profile also contains some of the useless information of which you speak. That you're Hawaiian. Are you needing to stopping sexing to have talk where you come from?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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rupamohan
11 years ago
We all have different definition of what is useless and what is short... it is ok if your definition doesn't match with ours. I don't see it as any conflict.. RHP is a diverse community and not everything is useful for every one...we don't claim our profile will be useful to all..lol... Thanks for sharing your opinion.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Quoting 'lilmiss_fussy' Who show pics of their cocks next to coke cans. Or a deoderant can. Or their foot.Or a lighter (yes I have seen this). A 250ml bottle of Colgate plax. Just screams classy.
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RHP User
11 years ago
'Ask Me Later'.........WTF.......Why have a profile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Have to say I am laughing damn hard and some of these responses....
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RHP User
10 years ago
A pic of of a cock next to what looked like a can of Irnbru. Now that would have have made me laugh, but unfortunately upon closer inspection it turned out to be Lynx deodorant Oh, the humanity!
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
I expect most women in here would prefer he used the Lynx... than the dick.... and put BOTh away
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RHP User
10 years ago
1. a non-profile (ie lots of "Ask Me"s and template descriptions like "people say I'm attractive but you need to judge for yourself") and 2. overtones of aggression. Profiles that are all about what people don't want, and who shouldn't bother contacting them. I realise the number of wanker emails women have to put up with is over the top, so I make some allowances for that sort of filtering, but not if the overall tone of the profile is aggressive or defensive. Oh yeah, and profiles that say "See My Photo" but don't have a photo. Those ones just annoy me on an OCD level...
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OzRednecks
10 years ago
But Ask me Ask me Ask me Ask me Ask me For every question.... Nope. I'm not asking for every question. The questions on profiles are pretty standard.
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