M43
What does it take for a guy to get laid around here?
December 03 2010
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RHP User
14 years ago
I can't for the life of me see what's wrong with your profile..nice, clear face pics, well written profile..but all of this is subjective isn't it...what appeals to one person might not capture the attention of another...hang in there, i'm sure you will meet some lovely lady who wants to be wined dined and sixty nined....
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RHP User
14 years ago
I don't know the answer either! Back when I was single, it was the men who befriended me without expectation that I was attracted to. I guess for me it was a case of not what he said, but how he said it :) Good luck - persist, good things usually come left of field.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nice intro. Of course you're way to fussy! A list of limiting factors. Jeese. There's your solution. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thank you both for your insightful comments. I must also thank another anonymous respondent who gave me some extremely useful tips for re-wording my profile, and even helped me out with my photo selection - many thanks! I suppose that it's now a matter of market research... new look, new attitude... let's see if the target demographic takes to the new White_Chocolate. Cheers.
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RHP User
14 years ago
does 'self licking ice cream' mean that you can give yourself a blow job? If so .. you don't need a girl. You want to get laid, get yourself a girlfriend! or go to C.I on a Friday night. You're a brisbane lad, you never know your luck. You might want to stress about your cock size, but that's not what's going to get the girl into bed? Unless you plan on popping it out before you get her to the room. Not having a 10" tallywhacker is pretty much standard in the real world. So stop stressing about it. Educated you might be, but the book on Swinging and how to get a shag, isn't something you'll pick up in the classroom. Ultimately this is a sex site, and looks to me like you're hinting at just lots of shags with local girls. That's good, but you might want to go to a bar. or again C.I A
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'SalAndy'does 'self licking ice cream' mean that you can give yourself a blow job? If so .. you don't need a girl. You want to get laid, get yourself a girlfriend! or go to C.I on a Friday night. You're a brisbane lad, you never know your luck. You might want to stress about your cock size, but that's not what's going to get the girl into bed? Unless you plan on popping it out before you get her to the room. Not having a 10" tallywhacker is pretty much standard in the real world. So stop stressing about it. Educated you might be, but the book on Swinging and how to get a shag, isn't something you'll pick up in the classroom. Ultimately this is a sex site, and looks to me like you're hinting at just lots of shags with local girls. That's good, but you might want to go to a bar. or again C.I A Touche. I heard the saying "Self-licking Ice Cream" and understood it to be a funny way of saying 'self-fulfilling prophecy', albeit funnier. Nevertheless, I take your point. (Although I should mention that if I could give myself a BJ... this post would truly be a self-licking ice cream!) To clarify, I'm not hung, nor hungup about not being hung. That said, whilst I appreciate the virtue of C.I. (been there a couple of times before years ago,) I found it wasn't my thing. I'm more of a one-on-one kind of guy - hence the vanilla reference. With regards to bars... again, I've done a lot of research on such methods and I've come to the conclusion that Jonnie Walker does not (contrary to the slogan) keep walking. I appreciate your advice SA, and I'll consider casting the net a little wider in future, but at the moment I just want to find out what's in this pool. Cheers, Chocolicious. :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Let me get this straight..... She would idealy be local, must only be seeing one other man or no one else but you dont want a relationship just a series of one night stands. Nothing kinky...definately just vanilla sex, which to some mean no oral either. So you want to take her to dinner and then just fuck her. See you next time Im horny baby...off you go? Nope. I cant see why you would have any problem getting laid at all. Try being just a little more open as to what you may or may not accept. After all, you only want a fuck. There are plenty of single women out there but those in your age group are looking for just a little more than a one night stand. Most of us in any age group want to at least talk to the guy, have him say hello every now and then and not just when he is horny. Yo say you are educated...try sending a few...complimentary emails. Initiate a conversation. Your profile is a bit sketchy. Try selling yourself and not just whinging about not getting any!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Fionabee - I think you misinterpreted what the OP stated... quote: I do not intend to be amongst any more than 1 other (no doubt respectable) gentlemen for the purpose of pleasuring an eligible and discerning woman. I think the young man in question is actually referring to group sex sessions. He doesnt want to be involved in them he just wants a nice one on one encounter with a female.....or possibly a straight mfm..... SalAndy....as much as we know and love CI and the lovely people who not only run it but also frequent...the OP actually clearly states he isnt into swingers clubs.... qoute: I'd much rather enjoy (in fact insist upon) a 1-on-1 encounter (or repeat encounters), perhaps with dinner and a drink as opposed to a swingers club or orgy ....poor guy just wants some advice....as we know happens on here quite regularly and yes we all know I go into bat for the single guys on a regular basis...you know they arent the scum of the earth Kisses Focus
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RHP User
14 years ago
No no no. If he was going to be amongst no less than one other gentleman that would make it a threesome and he clearly insists on one on one. That means the lady in question can have only one other play mate. Maybe White_chocolate would like to clarify. Of course single men are not the scum of the earth, but they do tend to whine on a bit about how difficult it is for them to get sex. Some of them are not interested in lowering thier standards but fully expect the women to just leap at the chance of climbing in beteeen the sheets wth them. There is a smorgasboard of elligible SINGLE men on this site. Perhaps white _chocolate needs to look at presentation instead of complaining. He has stated what he wants but all he wants to give in return is maybe dinner and a drink. Oh and a fuck. No friendship! No Relationship! Just basic get his less than 10" tallywhacker, not a porno wanger dick wet. Not even the promise of goot oral.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Good oral. Sorry I hit the wrong button when editing
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RHP User
14 years ago
if i can talk straight, you might want to not refer to it as "getting laid", either. all that stuff about romance and "treating you right" on your profile, but then talking about "getting laid" here - makes your profile look dishonest and insincere to this little black duck. a positive attitude and honesty is hot. a sense of entitlement and a mixed message is not.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Good oral. Sorry I hit the wrong button when editing Firstly, I apologise for starting the war of the roses here. I can see the validity of points raised by all contributors, but I feel a little clarification is necessary. What I'm after (and didn't say very well) is a 'Friend with Benefits' or a casual affair... at the moment. I am single, but I'm reluctant to commit to a relationship until I can guarantee my locational stability. As for my restrictions, 'focusliaison' is absolutely right in noting that swinging is not my thing. I can say this having tried a lot of what has been suggested. It's great for those who do, but I don't at the moment. Finally, (and this is a direct rebuttle to 'fionabee',) my tongue has many uses. It helps me talk, it helps me eat... and it helps (and has helped) a lot of other people too. It doesn't work alone - there's other things I can bring to the party, but don't knock it until you've tried it! I tip my hat to 'focusliaison' for her sage advice and guidance which she gave me through a series of personal messages. This has inspired me to change a lot of the detail on my profile and hopefully address a lot of the criticism presented in this forum. I must also thank all of the contributors for their input - any advice is good advice in this area, so keep it coming. I hope everyone has a great day.
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RHP User
14 years ago
You really don't have to be a swinger to go to C.I. People, men and woman have one on one sex there all the time. Another example of what people who have never been to a club assume that's what goes on. The audacity of truth being you assume it's orgies and foursomes, but really it's like any other club. Just well this you can watch pornos, byo booze and shag were every you like Single woman, meet single men and they hook up. Swinging is a bonus if you've in a couple. I'm not sure you can be a swinger if you're single. If you're a guy you're an opportunist if your a girl, well ummm... hey message us :P a
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'SalAndy'You really don't have to be a swinger to go to C.I. People, men and woman have one on one sex there all the time. Another example of what people who have never been to a club assume that's what goes on. The audacity of truth being you assume it's orgies and foursomes, but really it's like any other club. Just well this you can watch pornos, byo booze and shag were every you like Single woman, meet single men and they hook up. Swinging is a bonus if you've in a couple. I'm not sure you can be a swinger if you're single. If you're a guy you're an opportunist if your a girl, well ummm... hey message us :P a Thank you 'SalAndy'. I have been to C.I. Admittedly, it was many years ago but I'm familliar with the venue and its activities nevertheless. I tried to include this earlier but some of my posts are not getting through, so I can understand your assertion of 'audacity'. I'd also like to thank 'Capital' for their advice, although I think I'll wait a while before setting up an account with the local knock shop. One trend I've noticed through this thread and others in the forum, is the imbalance of empowerment. I think the best part of this website is that it gives men and women an opportunity to acknowledge and share their sexuality and lifestyle with other like-minded people (regardless of flavour). That's empowering. What's concerning is that despite appearances and apparent desires some are either unsure of what it is they're after, or reluctant to actually pursue opportunity when it arises. This website exists to advertise us. It yells "I'm here and I was horny when I signed up to this!" Wind the clock forward three to four days and tell me how you feel about it - if you're still horny then maybe I'll believe you. For example, I'm here as a guy looking for a girl to start something simple and easy, without the shared committment of being in a relationship. If either one of us wants to quit, it should therefore be a simple and amicable decision. I'm clear about that and I'm of the understanding that this is the website where I should be able to say that. Male to Female ratios notwithstanding, I can't help but be confused by profiles that appear to share parity with my own and yet either aren't interested because they're after something more, or after something very specific but unstated. When did it become so damn difficult to hookup via the internet!!! lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
We decide in seconds if we're going to sleep with you.... We decide over time if we're going to continue to do so.... Impossible to resist you if you are now inside not only our head but our dreams If you have the address-I suggest you've closed the deal. Show up! If this is not happening-abandon trying to punch above your weight- accept that not everyone can be Giacomo Casanova and just deal with it, consider perhaps your life's purpose or your sexual journey lies on a different path than the one you are attempting and that is why it is yielding no results. The Universe speaks to you constantly however you will learn nothing-unless you take the time to listen. If you fail to do this-no matter how much education you may have received in a lifetime you will continue to remain ignorant. NymphetamineDrm "Because I Want You"Fall into you, is all I seem to do..When i hit the bottle, coz I'm afraid to be alone.Tear us in two, is all it seems to do..As the anger fades, this house is no longer a home,Don't give up on the dream, don't give up on the wanting, and everything that's true.Don't give up on the dream, don't give up on the wanting..Because I want you too,because I want you too,because I want you too,because I want you,because I want you.Stumble into you, is all i ever do..My memory's hazy..and I'm afraid to be alone.Tear us in two, is all it's gonna do..As the headache fades, this house is no longer a home,don't give up on the dream, don't give up, on the wanting,and everythign that's true.don't give up on the dream, don't give up on the wanting..Because I want you too,because I want you too,because I want you too,because I want you,because I want you.Fall in to you, is all i ever do!When i hit the bottle, coz I'm afraid to be alone..tear us in two, tear us in two, tear us in two..Because I want you too,because I want you too,because I want you,because I want you.Because I want you too,because I want you too,because I want you,because I want you.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Don't know how women are NOT knocking on your door after you used the word 'tallywhacker'! (seriously, it is a cool word, along with 'scallywag'). I don't really have anything constructive to add, good luck with it though :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
is there any way to merge this thread with the 'Dirty Talk' one? ;p
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MsValkyrie'is there any way to merge this thread with the 'Dirty Talk' one? ;p Don't know MsV - pound me with your whippersnapper? Can I suck your gobstopper?? xxx
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Asuma
14 years ago
I am just another bloke, pretty much at wits end as to what i am doing wrong, most guys can just walk out and meet girls, but i am the guy that you all see as different, because i may wear big boots, and long coats in winter, but does it change the person i am? well not from where i stand. does it change how i could please you? check out my profile, ;eave some feedback, my number is listed so if you want to call feel free to do so
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RHP User
14 years ago
Some guys go to a Bar/Club and "Pick-Up"...I mean I've Never done that!...I didn't relise just how UGLY I was...I've always been confident and have had Faith in females BUT keep on getting SHOT DOWN 100% of the time!...so to the OP can't asnwer your question on here!...Maybe get some advice from a 'Looker'...;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Animejunkie - what about the hot cosplay* chicks? (amusingly my spell check kept auto-correcting to 'costly' chicks... how did it know?! ;) ) (sorry, I have nothing useful to add, I'm completely useless at the 'pick up girls you see at the bar' thing) (sweetie pie - you want a whipped snapper? Really? Not a slap'n'tickle? No, ok, if you say so)
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