What does sex sound like ??

October 01 2013

sex

Hi guys , just going off on a tangent from MissLissa's thread on screamers . What are some of the more memorable noises a lover has made? Good bad. Weird or just plain scary !! Some memorable ones in my spank bank are a howler ( think Lassie in Porkies) another that let's out little whimpers . An "owl" who would HooHoo and shudder , she was apparently "centering her energy" a bit of a space cadet that one , I thought she was having an epileptic fit .. And an silent "air biter" which was interesting as long as i didnt put anything near her mouth . So please add to the list ..,,- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    If I shag a tall slinky blonde in a forest and nobody hears us.... ..... did we really shag at all? My recollection is that we did :-).... DG. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    .. I do remember this time when there was a hell of a lot of moaning and whimpering heard, but I eventually calmed down and shut up when she let me join in   Mooks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have had a couple of men who grind their teeth- Posted from rhpmobile

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    slap slap slap slapslapaaaghhhThe shortened version, of course. he heMado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The Grunter.... sounds very much like I imagine a bear shitting in the woods would sound The Swearer....screams oh f**k over and over The Gasper......takes a deep breath and then seems to stop breathing...like a person suffering sleep apnoea But my fave is the simple "oh" "oh" in a deep manly voice that at the moment of "impact" lifts a few octaves and sounds more like a kid you just gave a lollipop to!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The girls are silent on this one.... Perhaps it's true that many men are more verbally restrained than their female partners?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    And it is way more than interesting, It is fucking hot.Go the females!!!!!!Mado, Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    the reason you have to watch the quiet ones is ,cos they're the ones wot have been in prison

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Aaahhhh aahh ughhh ughhh faaaaarkkkk yeeeehhhh!!! With the most painful look on his face (bewildered) is cumming for a man really THAT PAINFUL??? Had a fella when I was in my early 20's and the next morning the girlfriend asked "What emwere you doing to him....I thought you were killing him the amount of noise he was making!!!" Hmmm and that body obviously hasn't been found.....lol😈- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    grunter. I'm a pig when I eat too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'll share look the sugar plum fairy with you two...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    :p- Posted from rhpmobile

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    11 years ago

    That's not a good way to describe it though. I slept with a guy recently who made a deep, throaty kind of purr after he came. It was a satisfied kind of a sound, if a little odd. He seemed happy...

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Peaches and cream'n ilescream you scream we all scream for ice-cream.Mado, Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I had a very verbal lover, he would moan, groan, talk dirty, tell me what he going to do to me next, give me feedback on what I was doing........but the sexiest thing of all......just before he would cum he would tell me it was happening......"oh my god, I'm cumming" in a guteral moan, as though it was being dragged out of him. It was so damn sexy if I was close it tipped me over the edge too. I've discovered I'm very aural, love listening to sex, love listening to our combined sounds, love listening to a man cumming. What do you think ladies? Do you love a man who makes some noise?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    one hand clapping....?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    One if the most unusual climaxes I've seen a woman have is not only writhing wildly but also farting uncontrollably for the duration of her orgasm!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I like making it and I like listening to it. I love the squelchy sound when you're really wet and he's got that rhythm going that just makes you wetter. Talk about slip sliding away to ecstasy. And yes, when's telling me how much he loves being inside me and how I feel and how he's about to cum, sure can tip me over the edge too. And when he says he's cumming in a way that lets you know its because he enjoys sex with you so much, its a total winner.

  • goldcoastcple69

    goldcoastcple69

    11 years ago

    before I was married I had a thai fuck buddy. she use to scream lol . One night I had to turn the music up to cover her being so damn loud. My Japanese flatmate knocked on the door and asked me to turn the music down. So without the music on all you could hear is loud fucking noises from my friend. 5 min later my flatmate knocked on my door again, this time she asked me to turn the music on again lol