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What drives you crazy in bed boys?
November 15 2011
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RHP User
13 years ago
or tickle me, I hate being tickled.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Them to walk off and do nothing
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hard done by to chose just one Mistress T. l 1. Do not cum ON me 2. Do not hit me or pull my hair or perform any other violent act upon me...and that includes asphyxiation 3. Do not spit/piss/shit or fart on me 4. Do not cover my face 5. Remember that I am eventually gonna get out of these cuffs so if I call out stop.....I really really mean it...NOW!!!
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ruby_blossum
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
You're killing me
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ruby_blossum
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
being forced to listen to madonna's "justify my love" on repeat for 3 hours.(scarred to this day)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I dont really like eating in bed .. too dam messy and nothing worse than getting a pube on your poached egg
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MissSarahCurious
13 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' or tickle me, I hate being tickled. I hate the ones I can't tickle!!! I love a squirmer :DMistressT I'd say TENS on the genitals or being ignored/deserted.xx Sarah
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MissSarahCurious
13 years ago
Not that i'd let anyone handcuff me to anything, I just thought of what the people I usually handcuff would hate. :DThe thing that annoys me is someone latching onto an inner labia and stretching it out. WHAT. THE. FUCK. PEOPLE? how is that supposed to be pleasurable? it's not a clit, it's just a labia, no awesome concentration of nerve endings there and how the fuck is treating it like you're trying to tear it off intended to make me cum?xx Sarah
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erotictouch4u
13 years ago
Quoting 'MissSarahCurious' The thing that annoys me is someone latching onto an inner labia and stretching it out. WHAT. THE. FUCK. PEOPLE? how is that supposed to be pleasurable?... how the fuck is treating it like you're trying to tear it off intended to make me cum? Having a woman grab my balls and squeezing them like they are a pair of stress-relief beenies OUCH ! ET xox
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MissSarahCurious' WHAT. THE. FUCK. PEOPLE? how is that supposed to be pleasurable? it's not a clit, it's just a labia, no awesome concentration of nerve endings there and how the fuck is treating it like you're trying to tear it off intended to make me cum?Hahaha. Never a truer word spoken.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Absolutely anything anal, Hard underneath the feet, Excessive teasing, Foul tasting foods etc,
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RHP User
13 years ago
So now you want no to mean no?
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contemplating1
13 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T'Them to walk off and do nothing Being ignored!
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RHP User
13 years ago
All I've done since reading the comments is say oooh, ahhh, ooowwwch and cringe in my seat!!I don't know which is worse, Sarah's labia abuse or ET's balls under pressure!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'pacificocenblue'So now you want no to mean no?
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RHP User
13 years ago
No one...and I mean NO ONE will ever handcuff me to anything anyway so it really is rhetoriical. Anyway, I can orgasm just by thought alone. Wanna see me roll my eyes and sh sh shudddddeeerrrrr? By the way Mike? How often have you critised folks for carrying an arguement onto another topic? Sauce for the goose perhaps? By the way, if I am chained to a bed, I am not about to scream out "No" in the last few minutes before orgasm now am I? Be a little bit more sensible please. l Pacificblue, honey, sweetie, love of my life and the one I dream about. I thought you had fled the scene. But I was mistaken. Yes folks chalk that one up. You were just lurking, waiting for the right moment to pounce. Gotta get up a little earlier than that gorgeous. You can tell the truth now, come one, you are amongst friends here. I did give you a knock back didnt I? l Back on topic..... I can imagine if I was tied up and the man had severe halitosis but loved kissing......
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RHP User
13 years ago
Fiona.No you didn't knock me back. Tatts and a know it all attitude are a massive turn off for me.If you had bothered to check your other thread you would have noticed it has been locked.I knew it would only be a matter of time for you to put your foot in it. Thank you Karma....and the reason I am passionate about women being raped. My partner was raped and viciously assaulted in September.
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contemplating1
13 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Back on topic..... I can imagine if I was tied up and the man had severe halitosis but loved kissing...... Now yes......That would be one form of torture! eeeeew!
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RHP User
13 years ago
ah here we go...the claims of attack already....so..you can employ unintelligent sarcasm when you choose? but not us? my comment was no comment....'lol' is hardly taking an argument from one forum to the next, Fiona...thats your forte'......really...theres so much i could say.......but choose not to out of respect for everyone else here....lol.. mwah
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sorry Mistress T once again as this is about to go off topic. l This is my final word on the matter. l I never once mentioned rape...violence or otherwise and those who think I did are sadly mistaken. I was talking about a woman being a tease...saying no AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE! So do not take you anger at what happened to your partner out on me. Also topics get closed on this site for various reasons and not just because a few people who cannot see the forrest for the trees get all upset. More than happy to continue this harrasment of me in private if you care to sent me a message then do so. Otherwise please keep your personal vendetta to yourself. l Mike I do not use UNINTELLIGENT SARCASM....all mine is intelligent. Feel free to label yourself as uninteligent but leave me out of the equation. l Enough is enough....find another whipping boy as I have personally done nothing to either of you.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Girls wearing nice silky sexy lingerie and the feeling of it brushing all over my body drives me crazy!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'pacificocenblue'Fiona.No you didn't knock me back. Tatts and a know it all attitude are a massive turn off for me.If you had bothered to check your other thread you would have noticed it has been locked.I knew it would only be a matter of time for you to put your foot in it. Thank you Karma....and the reason I am passionate about women being raped. My partner was raped and viciously assaulted in September. sad and sorry to hear your experience.....its perhaps the worst thing anyone can go thru sexually. its demoralising and demeaning, and perhaps the most hateful thing one person can do to another. its a shame some devalue it in the way they do. for the record, my 'lol' to you was to show i had seen and understood your reference. like you, i saw the irony.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am no longer interested in picking my way through this topic to find the thread and won't bother opening it again. Thanks to all who let me in on what drives them crazy. I now have a few ideas that I can use and have noted them for future reference.I am sorry to hear about your partner pacificocenblue.
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RHP User
13 years ago
a matter of opinion. sarcasms just insults, how can insults be intelligent?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Every single one of your posts begins with a sarcastic Lol Mike, so how stupid do you look now after condemning yourself. . Now both of you screwed this thread for everyone else, while yes I feel incredibly for Pacificoceanblue's partner and everyone else it affects, the anger was totally misplaced in this instance!!! No where did Fiona infer a single bloody thing about rape, she said "why would I say No just before I orgasm" . It shits me to tears to see you get very obvious enjoyment out of twisting posts to suit your own personal sense of 'high and frikkin mighty' We can even apply your little theory down a few notches to suit this very situation, (getting jollies out of making others feel like shit) your words of devaluing a person with a new spin..........you being the main culprit. You're a nasty nasty man Mike.....have a nice fucking day!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
how the fuck is 'lol' a sarcastic fucking comment? i cant be fucked writing anything else....after being berated for writing 'but' then 'and' and even 'umm'..........tell me do...what shall i write?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Here Mike, let me get my crayon out.....although I expect you already know exactly what I meant by it. . You see a lot of people get away with saying nasty and arrogant shit simply by putting a lol in there, you know damn well what you are about to say is a dig at someone but you think the rest of us too stupid to see it if you start with 'lol' "Oh that makes it alright, he must only be kidding" The only one it's kidding is yourself if you think every other poster doesn't already know this, cos god knows they can take their pick of posts lately............do you work here now? . . . lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
if i write 'lol'....maybe its exactly what i did....i laughed out loud. at someones post, for one reason or another. other times it might be just because i'm too lazy to write anything there, and the god damned system stops my post from going thru. i'll write what i want...if i write something thats having a dig at someone, isnt that my business and theirs? are we not 'adults' here? do you say the same things to anyone when they attack others (and i mean attack with insults and slurs) in these forums? i'm sharing opinions and ideas, oh and yes...experiences, real life 100% genuine experiences. if my opinion is diagonally opposed to yours or fionas or anyone elses, why can i not share it, and tell me do, why i cannot be as passionate and emotionally invested in the topic as anyone else...if i believe i have something to contribute? would you defend me if the stance i took was th same or similar as your own? would you say so if you were as disgusted, horrified, or even offended as we have been on more than one occasion? i think not....because you find offence in my writing 'lol' in the subject line.....omg i must be such a bad person. 'nasty' i think i read somewhere....
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RHP User
13 years ago
I do not take offence to lol in your subject line, you've totally missed my point here. which was your inference that sarcasm is unintelligent, and insulting yet you do the very thing you are condemning above??? In nearly every post at that. And you are very wrong in assuming that were this paritcular shoe on your foot that I wouldnt defend you, but in this very thread what I saw was you and a another profile clearly on the offensive towards Fiona, and twisting her words to make it seem that she was somehow talking about rape, that right there is poor fucking form in anyone's book (not only mine). Nor do I agree with PacificOceanBlue's paying it forward type attitude, I'm damn fucking certain his wife wouldn't want him taking out what happened with her on another woman either. No-one who has experienced any sort of trauma like that first hand wants to push the blame and anger outwards onto any other than person responsible, no healing will happen that way. I can however understand his frustration and anguish that it happened in the first place and he was helpless to stop her auffering, I imagine my parents felt the same way? But this just isn't the place to air it. . Look Mike, you go on with your 'lols' or whatever the hell you want to post in the subject line, just be aware of the fact that it reads as sarcastic to others, before you criticise them of the same thing, simple.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I see the forum topics appear on my home page feed thing. I'll read the topic, think "oh that might be interesting" then read who commented on it last. Nine times out of ten, the last comment is Mike's. I think it's a good thing people invest time and effort to talk and discuss various things. But to be frank, I haven't bothered at all recently because I know I'm going to have to wade through the various crass, sarcastic, insulting or demeaning remarks that Mike makes before I come across something worthwhile reading. We're all entitled to our opinion, however, we're not entitled to make insulting or demeaning remarks. An adage rings very true here..."sarcasm is the lowest form of wit".
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RHP User
13 years ago
ah gee....i've been telling others that same thing, but they tell me its 'otherwise'....read the forums will you and look for those who 'tout' that they are sarcastic and proud of it............i hate the shit......its bullying, demeaning and uncalled for....as i have said 100 times already....ok?
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RHP User
13 years ago
had to count as i couldnt resist...of the top 20 forum topics, we currently have 4 'last comments' 2 of these are on topics we posted ourselves....maybe you might be mistaken? no...make that 5 counting this one....hardly a ratio of nine out of ten.
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RHP User
13 years ago
walking away wondering how some people can be so damn anal!
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RHP User
13 years ago
if this thread was started in jest we should all take it like that and lighten up . as for turn offs when cuffed to a bed it would have to be not getting anything done to me at all......just being cuffed and left there would be nasty,,,,,, Andy xxx
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uneventful
13 years ago
Leave the room, and meet with an accident on the outside ... leaving me alone and unable to be released .. Or bringing in a 3rd person with out my prior knowledge or permission ... also being handcuffed and having NOTHING done .. specially with an eye mask on .... the anticipation would kill me .. One of the worst but as the same time nice / erotic things is having a vibrator taped to the soles of the feet, and not being able to dislodge it ..
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RHP User
13 years ago
I just dont like that idea of not being in control of the situation. It spooks but on the other hand im curious
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RHP User
13 years ago
Staying in the zone. Wandering off topic into whether mum got those tickets booked or if the dog had it's tablets today or, or, or...
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hotarse77
13 years ago
when my girl farts in bed
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RHP User
13 years ago
BAHAHAHAHAHA thats so funny but true.... it just doesnt do anything haha
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RHP User
13 years ago
And I mean the ones that you have chatted to & reckon they love this or that then jump into bed with them & virtually everything but missionary is off limits. Seriously whats the point. C
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RHP User
13 years ago
opening up a thread with excitment to find a bunch of adults hiding behind a computer like 13 year olds. if you were at a bar talking about this, you wouldnt be acting like this - just chill. if i were tied up to a bed, i would rather being tickled or left than to read this wet towel again.
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RHP User
13 years ago
toe sucking or licking....eeeeeeeeeeekkk..
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RHP User
13 years ago
cant you girls read? BOYS...was the question. we have heard enough from you cheeky women, its OUR turn now
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RHP User
13 years ago
cant you girls read? BOYS...was the question. we have heard enough from you cheeky women, its OUR turn now
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RHP User
13 years ago
Definately not anal and no feet tickling
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RHP User
13 years ago
Maybe you need lessons you naughty thing. It reads girls / boys. Girls first of course, so have at it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Icecream on your cock ... and she waits a little before licking it off
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RHP User
13 years ago
... she puts icecream on your cock then waits a little till she licks it off
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RHP User
13 years ago
Men that cum way too quickly hehehehe
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ok guys i think this is starting to get personal and upsetting for some lets move on.
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RHP User
13 years ago
That'll be because of the icream
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RHP User
13 years ago
What a crock of shit
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RHP User
13 years ago
1a Women who keep their mobile phones on during sex.1b Worse still women who answer their phones mid-thrust.1c Frightfilly bad - women who continue a conversation just as I cum2. People who are not gentles (GentleLadies and GentleMen) No farting etc3. I am told - guys that wope off their cock when too wet From a male perspective - its needed4. No Tickles5. No Anal6. Excessive teasing,7. People who get up after sex - rather than pillow talk, the bonding, the tingles, the netal aspects8. Unrespect or humiliation
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RHP User
13 years ago
explorefun, you missed out on listing the facebook crock, copped that the other day. aren't we juvenile men supposed to run to the pub straight after the act and tell the lads. oh, the times they are a changing. haha
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Hard done by to chose just one Mistress T. l 1. Do not cum ON me 2. Do not hit me or pull my hair or perform any other violent act upon me...and that includes asphyxiation 3. Do not spit/piss/shit or fart on me 4. Do not cover my face 5. Remember that I am eventually gonna get out of these cuffs so if I call out stop.....I really really mean it...NOW!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Gosh you must have had some terrible times. 1a....the only time my phone is turned off is when I board an aircraft. The call I get may just be the difference between life and death.....literally. 1b....as above. I will look at who is ringing but sometimes I just NEED TO TAKE THAT CALL. Like I said...it could be a young persons life on the line here. 1c....who are they having this conversation with? You? or on the phone while you continue to hammer away? 2.....sometimes this happens to all of us. Accept it because you fart as well. Mostly in company it is unintentional. 4....not even if the lady in question runs her fingernail up along your rib cage gently? That tickles and sends shivers down the spine. 3 and 5... just a little confusing...so you dont want to recieve anal or you dont want to give anal? If you are not giving or recieving then what is the worry about other guys wiping thier cock because it is wet? Surely they know when thier own cock is too wet? 6...well that may ruin the mood a little. I concur. 7...sometimes, just sometimes I need to visit the bathroom straight afterwards... ........you know...so I can fart.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mine is plain and simple, I cannot stand having the back of my neck touched, sounds strange, but it just really gets to me. The handcuff thing is very enjoyable though!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Maybe a big steap on coming my way as i am tied to the bed..it hasent happened ..and i hope it never will ooouch..
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RHP User
13 years ago
Get over yourself! It is something we all do from the time we are born until the day we die. Those without any restraint are feral....after all there is a time and a place yada yada... Talking about it is mere words...lol... dare I say wind?
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RHP User
13 years ago
We come on this site, talk about anal sex, rimming or licking someones arse, licking our own juices and the pussy of another girl, putting a guys penis in our mouth, swallowing his cum, having him cum all over us, water sports...having someone urinate on us and urinating on someone else, scat...you know, playing with our or someone elses faeces. But heaven forbid we even mention a dainty little fart because ladies dont talk about such things. How do we discuss this with our doctors then? How does a woman doctor discuss this with her patients? How does a mother talk about bodily functions like this with her child? Because in order to do so we are all Trolls or Warfies? . indelcate definately unladylike *SNORT OF DERISION*
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RHP User
13 years ago
For now. l ps. no spit on my key board. It is not me ranting away over something normal and natural after all. Stomped all over your "sensitivities" did I? I am sure you will survive just fine didums.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Men who have ridiculously tight views on what a woman should and should not do say or not say etc. It makes me furious and want to swear like a wharfie! and do nasty and painful things to their cocks . What makes me smile in spite of it though, is the image of the 'normal' people who while in the midst of a hot ,sweaty, pounding session, may accidently pound a little fluff out the little woman (who blushingly says "oooh pardon me") and they both fall into fits of giggles Not pull out and look at her in disgust because she's failed at being a female robot who can control her bodily functions and refuses to be embarassed about it That would come in under the topic of 'Man has brain fart'.......seriously, wtf were you thinking man?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Does it have to just be the bed or all over there room or even better the house or outside something radical and unexpected
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RHP User
13 years ago
If she walked out the door and her other BF came in dresssed as superman and started to fuck me, well I guess that would piss me off :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Things that piss me off are 1) women that try to "mother" you "don't throw the pillows and sheets off the bed baby!" oh piss off2) women that do not warn you if their downstairs situation is not ready for lips and tongues, oral sex yes but oral sex with yeast infection OR smelly pussy/cock and balls fuck no3) men that hold your head when you are giving them a blow job....i understand that some men/women love this but i hate it leave my head alone or suffer the consequence of dry cock and balls :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I rarely mean well ok. mwah Lol ??????? . Patronising fuck!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I still wanna ave yor bebbies :P Sexy lil thang that you are... Oh sorry MissT, distracted! My bad. I guess my big no-nos are heat and pinching. Instant turnoffs.
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MrJingles
13 years ago
This DGT is one hot woman!
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MrJingles
13 years ago
This DGT is one hot woman!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Biggest Love Making, Seeing, Sensing, Hearing a homan orgasm Next Biggest Love Using techniques to last longer and longer between my orgasms. (Personal contraction, Mental thoughts, tantra methods)
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RHP User
13 years ago
quoting bionabee...." 1. Do not cum ON me 2. Do not hit me or pull my hair or perform any other violent act upon me...and that includes asphyxiation 3. Do not spit/piss/shit or fart on me 4. Do not cover my face 5. Remember that I am eventually gonna get out of these cuffs so if I call out stop.....I really really mean it...NOW!!!" May I add:"Do not let yourself be handcuffed?"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Aint ever gonna happen. Not in this lifetime.
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Letsgetcrazy09
13 years ago
Bed Bugs??????????????????
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Letsgetcrazy09
13 years ago
LOL Ruby, I thought that hare might taste and look a bit funny too........ Although braised it might taste fine......
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's been so long since someone did something I didn't like...lol... Hmmm... xx SnS
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hey Fiona where u from
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RHP User
13 years ago
Finding out after the handcuffs are on, that they are going to role play, and be Mike!!!!! *dramatic creepy scary sounds* ARGHHHHHHHH!!!! I am so sick of his bullying wordy nonsence, grow up already?! Who taught you your debating skills? I bet it was little Jimmy that you prolly harrass at the bus stop every morning for kicks eh? Or do you just do your bullying behind a screen where it is safe? (i bet you kick cats and other small animals too showing them all who's the boss)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Why dont you just lash out and read my profile if you want to know any information about me. Sheesh...it is only a simple mouse click away. Lazy much!
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