What floats ya boat?

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Your last forum post was about "Macca's or HJack's after sex"? Now this post... is about a Macca's erection over grape soda. Cucumbers, olive oil, liquid chocolate, maybe some whipped cream... but it sounds like you are into the fast food - orgasm fusion thing???

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  I have a thing for Belgian beer and all craft beer really, nothing more frustrating than reading salivating reviews only to find it's not available locally. Grrrrrr And another, restaurants whose webpages are not updated and you find the dish that had you reaching for the phone hasn't been on for months ! Grrrr x 2

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  Sawadee

  8 years ago

  a new wave way of talking , right ? 👍

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  I have to say my mind has been on Stawberry shakes of late. Something which I used to love in my 20's/30's after a big night out. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  i crave to be with another transexual woman that i met online about 4 yrs ago ,,,we both think the world of each other ,,how ever for me ,,my final surgery comes first ,,she lives on the east coast ,,so i will be saving hard after my surgery ,,to go and meet her in person ,,,

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Some Cantillon Framboise today, the world is a beautiful place.

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Maccas frozen drinks. If they ran out, I'd be devo 😧 And those long skinny icy pole things, I eat them all through the night. God I'm sounding like a sugar junkie. I don't otherwise use sugar, not in coffee etc so maybe it's my body screaming out for sugar. I just find water doesn't quench my thirst. I drink a lot if water. Anyway, if I head for the freezer at 3am and there are none left, someone will pay 😠

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  a lot 'of' water

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  ...when they have to put gross pictures and a surgeon general's warning on every and anything sold at McDonald's. Hey maybe even rename them? Big Mac Heart Attack, Double Cheese Cardio Delight or Filet O' Fish Mercury Menace...oh well, I'm off to Hungry Jack's for breakfast! ...I'm craving powdered scrambled eggs and some almost potato hash browns!

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' a lot 'of' water Anything wet enough is bound to float something, right? LOL..float me baby, please float me!

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Quoting 'ChasinMidnight' ...when they have to put gross pictures and a surgeon general's warning on every and anything sold at McDonald's. Hey maybe even rename them? Big Mac Heart Attack, Double Cheese Cardio Delight or Filet O' Fish Mercury Menace...oh well, I'm off to Hungry Jack's for breakfast! ...I'm craving powdered scrambled eggs and some almost potato hash browns! of an occasion my brother and I bought some fried stuff from a local takeaway joint. As we walked out of the shop and the hot oil turned the paper bag translucent, my brother said, "Ah, there it is - my window to weight gain! Cholesterol City, here we come!"

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Archimedes principle - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  My Boat 🚣 Floating On Warm Water 💦 With A Happy Lady Trying To Make It A Rocket 🚀 A simple pleasure and not too much to ask? M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  Dryphuz

  8 years ago

  thank god you can now get breakfast menu all day... Going to the cinema alone to watch a movie no one else will go with you to see (every harry potter) only to discover the only session you can fit into your schedule is sold out. Doritos on special in the catalogue, Doritos sold out in store... Awesome novelty T-shirt in online store, product recalled due to flammability... Hitting it off with someone on a night out, you've been hitting it off because she's married and she's totally blind to your intentions... Absolute gun at school, SRC rep, great at sports... 35, single, no job, living with parents...

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