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What "funny thing" did you see today?

January 25 2010

Laughter is the cure, right? So I started work today and that's depressing! But on my way to the post office I drove passed Vinnies. There at Vinnies in Hurstville, on a rack in the open doorway was an enormous array of lingerie. Panties and Bras... exposed to the footpath. Now, my evil mind went into a spin. Second hand lingerie? No! Is that possible? It couldn't be!! But then the voice of reason washed over me.... that miniature Gazzy who through most of the day sits on my right hand shoulder and whispers "you are imagining it.. it's not real"... (dont we all have one of those?)... informed me that the lingerie was a donation of new, unused lingerie... But then the evil little guy who is ALWAYS perched on the left hand side shoulder told me... "there's one pair of used panties there.. .go and sniff them .. you know I am right." I laughed at the two of them arguing all the way home... but now.. it is almost irresistable. I actually want to go and take a closer look. Those Catholic vinnies ladies really know how to sell the sizzle! So how's you day so far? Did you see anything funny? Hugs Stalky

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15 years ago

Only two things today: My reflection in the mirror (somewhat scary too). And a work document written by somebody for whom english is their 8th language. No where near as funny as the morning of the 14th December 2009, walking to the train station there was a newspaper poster outside a news agency. It was for the Daily Telegraph: "HSC Special: Where to find your kids a job." with a sub text of: "South American Drug Cartels Target Sydney." Poor choice of headings or what!?!?

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15 years ago

Progressive Vinnies store you have in your neighbourhood Mr S...hardly surprising... they obviously want u to buy something rather than just coming in and sniffing knickers all day long...lol You're so community minded! Saved me some leg work cos I gots me a monty python montage playing to an audience of one....with Stalky the sniffer as the star!!! Thanks for that

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15 years ago

oh myname ya is a woman after my own heart...i simply love Monty Python..never missed the tv showsand lost count how many times ive seen their movies...pmsl.....John Cleese is my fave one.He even wore the short trousers into his mid adult hood...stalky would it in perfectly..whilst doing their funny walk (result of sniffing)...lmaoIt also reminds me of Frank Zappa's catholic girls song..hehehexoxoxheymummaYep laughter is the best medicine

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15 years ago

Wooo hoo Mumma....this lil montage thingy Ive got going is getting better by the second...stalky....doing the john cleese funny walk into vinnies chased by the st vinnians as he attempts to go for a record nudey sniffy run....with frank doing the musical score... LOLOL...oh ...dear...I think Im gunna be sick...LOLOLOLOL

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15 years ago

My dog (husky) was chewing on some butcher off-cuts when the old lady with annoying yappy dog (yappy dog) looked over the gate. Her - "Ohhh has Woofer got a bone" Me - "Nope - I think he caught a cat" Her - *Funny Look*

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15 years ago

It came to me....whilst watching Seinfeld....ministry of silly walks!! Oi...majere....u beast....u stole my idea for a post..! It came to me whilst watching....erm...a porno...anyhoooo Valentines day...oops...wrong post....

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15 years ago

Ahhh..memories..thanks Trish...icing on the montage cake!!!

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15 years ago

Ah but Stalky you know they probably belonged to some little old granny before she decided she no longer needed them, don't cha? After all no attractive woman would be getting rid of her lingerie collection. LOL And customer69, noice to see you are getting into the Australia day spirit with the bikini

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15 years ago

hey guy's this granny loves her lingerie...and has not intentionaf selling any of it...he-he-hexoxomumm

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15 years ago

Ok got a funny one last night..... My son had his classmate over....So we eating dinner and on the TV is some comercial for a comedy show.. guy on TV says...I am like the Fonze around here. girl on TV...Is Fonzie gay? My son turns to me and asks...Mommy are you gay? Mom...NO WAY! son...yes you are!...I seen you kiss girls. Mom...What! I only kiss girls as a friend..Not sexy kises..... gwwadddd...The things kids say...My son's friend was having a right giggle... huggies sweetpetite41xxxxxxxx

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15 years ago

hey Delish..is it a red whip?....if it is ive got it...heheheand clear nail polish should help stop a small hole in the stocking....By the way are they cute posties...hehexoxoxmumma

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15 years ago

kidds eh?this reminds me of a story my sister told me one day.there is a dreadful noise coming from the back garden. my sister rushes out to investigate. on the trampoline is her daughter (about 7) and her son (about 6 i think). she is on her back with her dress pulled up and her nikers off and he is sitting between her knees. has his hands all over her crotch. sister; what the hell are you doing!!!son; brie is pretending to be having a baby and it's very very painful.sister; (turns red) well you don't do that in the back yard for starters!i suspect there was a very stern talking too handed out.

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