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What girls are looking for in a profile
March 12 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
Have a look through the Guys Ask list ...you will find the answer over and over again :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
As a guy that is part of the 500:1 ratio here and a member in reasonably good standing of the 500 Club...I would proably tell you to lead off with an anatomical picture taken at an angle that makes it look fawking HUGE, then a face picture if you really want to bother. The women here don't look at face pics and that other rubbish...just the good stuff. | Be sure to write very little about yourself other than you "...want it NOW!!". The ladies really like that part...honest. | Then do up a template, misspell every word you can, type in lower case and whereever possible...they prefer u to just say "a bb u r hot want 2 meet u 4 a fuk". | Quoting 'sassyme'Have a look through the Guys Ask list ...you will find the answer over and over again :) | Hey gorgeous girl, you can tell him later that I am usually full of shit and just looking after... | ...my own best interests!
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RHP User
14 years ago
......look for some sign of sentient activity.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT' ......look for some sign of sentient activity. Ohhh.. that's harsh. Someone should confiscate your flogger for that one! :pHugsS
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RHP User
14 years ago
Most girls have some "i'll take is as it comes" waffle written in there then go on to explain they want a handsome 6ft man who looks exactly like this.....blah blah ... who is between 34 and 34 and 3 days old, lives 5 minutes from their house because they don't want to travel, has their own pad, is the life of the party has a big cock but will have eyes only for them!.Even on a sexual liaisons site you're still more likely to get laid by going down the local and staying half sober till closing.The motto of this story to both sexes. Lower your expectations, you're more fucked than you think!.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'nameisinuse'Most girls have some "i'll take is as it comes" waffle written in there then go on to explain they want a handsome 6ft man who looks exactly like this.....blah blah ... who is between 34 and 34 and 3 days old, lives 5 minutes from their house because they don't want to travel, has their own pad, is the life of the party has a big cock but will have eyes only for them!.Even on a sexual liaisons site you're still more likely to get laid by going down the local and staying half sober till closing.The motto of this story to both sexes. Lower your expectations, you're more fucked than you think!. hahahahaha r us women really that bad?? maybe if you men made a bit more effort with your profile and initial message you's might get more luck.... just saying xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'naughtygirl4310' hahahahaha r us women really that bad?? maybe if you men made a bit more effort with your profile and initial message you's might get more luck.... just saying xx You tell 'em girl !!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Don't take me seriously, but you can see where I'm coming from surely? some women have vague profiles saying I want a,b,c etc you suit perfectly and get back "you're not what I'm looking for" before you've even spoken to them or on the other hand you see 14 paragraphs of requirement after the opening sentence starts "I'm an easy going kinda girl, laid back blah blah....." before going on to list every single do and don't you could imagine!.
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RHP User
14 years ago
These are what I don't like to read in a man's profile: Not too boring, not too nice guy & proper, not up himself, not talking too much about himself, not too picky about the girl he wants, not a long long profile like reading a history book..... but make it sexy and sensual and short.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'nameisinuse'Don't take me seriously, but you can see where I'm coming from surely? some women have vague profiles saying I want a,b,c etc you suit perfectly and get back "you're not what I'm looking for" before you've even spoken to them or on the other hand you see 14 paragraphs of requirement after the opening sentence starts "I'm an easy going kinda girl, laid back blah blah....." before going on to list every single do and don't you could imagine!. i thought u had nailed it in that previous post! hehe but i think Animal got scared away? It is weird how profile disappear so quick!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'nameisinuse'The motto of this story to both sexes. Lower your expectations, you're more fucked than you think!. Lol funny but true.Who you think you are is prob not who you really are.
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RHP User
14 years ago
1st of all a PHOTO of the guy. preferably a smiling face pic and a hot chest shot. some experience and wit is good. Location is important as well as relationship status/ safe sex/ age/doodle size/ and being able to string a sentence together :>
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RHP User
14 years ago
Being able to spell is really important, it shows that you are literate and have a brain in the right place. I like to spend some time chatting in emails, getting to know the person before I commit to meeting them. I am also looking for someone who is around my age. I donl't think young men know how to pleasure us older females, they are still learning.
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