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What is the biggest

February 09 2014

Thing you have put in yer bum? RA

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A man came to casualty one night saying he had sat on a vegemite jar. True story.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A lover's beautiful hard cock, but have done it so few (but very special) times, I still consider myself an anal virgin :P I will be holding my jaw up following this thread. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    *thin = thing His cock is in no way thin or small LOL *blushes* Sorry babe xo - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My ex had his head stuck up his arse though, that was pretty impressive.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    that I should go f*ck myself and shove up my arss, some airtickets! Does that count?? Little do they know, my arss is quite fuckable. Foxy

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    I used to work with a bloke that had crawled the entire way inside the arse of our managing director.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    but it was by accident, I swear! Do I have to hand in my straight card?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have posted this before, but nonetheless, it was impressive/mentally scarring enough to repost. I saw a profile once with a pic of the guy making a witches hat disappear. Now you see it, now you don't!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Gerbil - Posted from rhpmobile

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    11 years ago

    I woke up one day with that "oh so uncomfortable" feeling... and fart! It's all I could do was fart! I'm sure, with the 28 ultrasound guided saturation biopsies they did of my prostate gland... they used 28 different medical students to guide the probe... They lubed me up a bit and banged that foot long thing up there and waved it around like they were landing a plane! 28 times in a row! I have the pictures of the bruising to prove it. Hmmm... they'd make a great profile pic actually. Thanks for the inspiration Random! I wonder if they get censored. HugsGazpacho

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    Quoting ' mischievouslad ' .... I used to work with a bloke that had crawled the entire way inside the arse of our managing director. I think I could possible be working with that bloke and a few more like him..... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    About 9 inches - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'LaVelvetRouge'A man came to casualty one night saying he had sat on a vegemite jar. True story. If you haven't Googled "1 man 1 jar", you haven't lived.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    A hemeroid back in once, does that count?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'LaVelvetRouge'A man came to casualty one night saying he had sat on a vegemite jar. True story. If you haven't Googled "1 man 1 jar", you haven't lived. its the noise, and the calm manner of that man ith his jar....

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    A Midget ! He was fixing the TV reception . Ahhh Shit , I meant to say Lttle Person ;) GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'LadyTuscan' A hemeroid back in once, does that count? I only did because the doctor asked if I had tried pushing them back in Surgery sorted that out...you can delay it butt you can not avoid it...so the surgeon said!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    By my lady doctor. And she only got the job because she has tiny fingers....

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Cuckle_Shells' I mean there are a lot of big things in Queensland like the Big Banana. Shells. LOL! The big Pineapple......The big rum bottle....The big sausage....just to name a few! Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'LaVelvetRouge'A man came to casualty one night saying he had sat on a vegemite jar. True story. If you haven't Googled "1 man 1 jar", you haven't lived. The one man, one jar and a one screwdriver! Foxy

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    What about you, OP? I think a few of us are curious to read your reply :P - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Better yet, we would like to see the photographic evidence please.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Coffs Harbour wouldn't be too happy having the Queenslanders steal that off them lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Cuckle_Shells if you've thought it someone's tried it :-p lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    He insists it was only his finger but it sure as hell felt like his whole fuckin' arm.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'Meander' If you haven't Googled "1 man 1 jar", you haven't lived. its the noise, and the calm manner of that man ith his jar.... Hahaha, I had to Google that, haven't lived here long enough it seems. But as nurse I can tell you he went about it the right way. (The first time I saw it I was terrified he'd try and stand up!)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I really recommend that you find another Dr... Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Awwww No way... I don't care if she (doctor) knows nothin else.. She has the loveliest small fingers in town... Unlike the very first time with a old specialist who had fingers as thick as a table leg. Remember thinking, ' that better be your finger mate'.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    It was on its way out..... 3 days canoe trip worth of steak, jerky and bourbon and not a vegetable in sight. I had to talk it out like a police negotiator dealing with a hostage situation....thought I was gonna tear and it was STILL smaller than my cock. How you ladies enjoy anal is beyond me hahaha

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    11 years ago

    More fibre Mischeviouslad... Next time pack some bran muffins or something.. and drink more water!! I had to laugh around here someone did one of those in our toilet and then complained that the sewer was choked and must be blocked. Seriously, what did she think was blocking it?? A triple flusher, that's what. HugsGazpacho

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    DG I think the OP was talking about things entering NOT exiting! You crack me up, with your posts! Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Not my bum, I am way too much a tight arse, but managed 2 hands side by side in a few others. It totally amazes me how much some can take up the bum. Remember to bring a cool drink as you heat up very quickly when inside someone. Not just guys can take it.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    11 years ago

    Ahhh, it's very sticky business.Don't forget to wash your hands, Blindman.... I have a permanently packed backpack. :p You never know when you may need a change of shirt as well. HugsGazpacho Quoting 'Blindman67' Not my bum, I am way too much a tight arse, but managed 2 hands side by side in a few others. It totally amazes me how much some can take up the bum. Remember to bring a cool drink as you heat up very quickly when inside someone. Not just guys can take it.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Jay_Me' Awwww No way... I don't care if she (doctor) knows nothin else.. She has the loveliest small fingers in town... Unlike the very first time with a old specialist who had fingers as thick as a table leg. Remember thinking, ' that better be your finger mate'. My urologist does random spot checks... and more recently I noticed that he has developed a habit of saying "that feels good".Do you think I should ask him out for dinner? HugsGazpacho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It's an art form and not something for the inexperienced to dabble in. Disposable gloves are a must, don't want those fingernails doing damage and lots and lots of lube. Also a great way to learn a bit of anatomy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I saw a porno video once where the guy put his arm up another guy all the way to the shoulder!! Think that was real?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It is possible but the hand has to go around the corner at the first major bend just below the diaphragm. I have got as far as my elbow but just could not negotiate the turn. I don't know if they are getting much pleasure from it at that level. Think it is just the extreme of doing it that gets them off on it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'I saw a porno video once where the guy put his arm up another guy all the way to the shoulder!! Think that was real? Unless the other guy was little person, that is not humanly possible. (Would have been fun to see his fist come out of the first guy's mouth though.) p.s. Muppets have all the fun.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'Meeka100'I saw a porno video once where the guy put his arm up another guy all the way to the shoulder!! Think that was real? Unless the other guy was little person, that is not humanly possible. (Would have been fun to see his fist come out of the first guy's mouth though.) p.s. Muppets have all the fun. I seen a pics of vet put his whole arm up to shoulders in an Elephants bum, not that it has anything to do with this topic. FOXYPS- Mess that was funny! I am picturing fist coming out of KERMITS mouth.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You better be carefull not to upset your urologist. You don't want your arse closing with a bang if he decides to pull his arm out in anger...

  • MzKarma

    MzKarma

    11 years ago

    LOL!!!

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Of coal train up my arse ...... that certainly gets your sphincter twitching!! 😳

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I once woke with the sharpest pain in my (I dunno what but i am guessing) urethra where it passed through my prostate. It hurt so much! I was so freaked out I grabbed a condom and checked it out, my prostate was HUGE, fkn billiard ball, and every time I pressed *there* a sharp stabbing pain, AND I was busting but I couldn't pee cos i had a RAGING BONER. Sorry about the capitals on RAGING BONER, I have been reading picture magazines. So I rammed two fingies in the CHOCOLATE LOVE TUNNEL and I massaged my frostate while FLOGGING MY BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER for all it was worth, and I had the most PAINFUL ORGASM OF MY LIFE. And it went on and on, BUCKETS OF CUM positively OOZED out my PEEPEE for about fifteen seconds, as a tiny tiny yet JAGGED grain, no bigger than sand, RAKED ITS WAY DOWN MY URETHRA...And my prostate's throbbing contractions were SCARY.Afterwards I lay on the floor of the shower oh yeah i had a double shower with this blessed relief flooding my system, exhausted because it took twenty minutes to BLOW MY STICKY, PAINFUL PEBBLE WAD, and finally I could pee and I just peed, flat on my back. For ages. I don't know if any went on my face cos the showers were going but I really didn't care.I went to the doctor and apparently drinking two to four litres of Rev (added calcium) milk for months and months was NOT GOOD FOR YOU. Turns out calcium has a really really hard time absorbing because its fat soluble, and rev is fat reduced, calcium added. I might as well have been mainlining chalk.Moral to the story: Rev milk leads nominally heterosexual men to fingerfuck themselves vigorously in the middle of the night. Don't drink it or give it to your guys unless you like that shit.RAHmm just realised two fingers actually was NOT the largest thing I have myself placed inside my boyc..t, but was probably the most entertaining. For you, not for me. I was not entertained.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Cuckle_Shells' Quoting 'dickfullalove' Coffs Harbour wouldn't be too happy having the Queenslanders steal that off them lol - Posted from rhpmobile I should have said the Big Pineapple but I didn't think anyone would want to stick that up their ass. Shells.Being in the Defence getting pineappled every day is not very rare. Sometimes it is nice and you get the big end. When they want to screw you over they use the rough end. OUCH

  • Aimtoplease83

    Aimtoplease83

    11 years ago

    I didn't realise we'd met :P - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A lover with me when I wrote the post mentioned the Muppets, and the visual made me laugh.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    A hand up Kermit's bum (fist coming out of mouth)and his hand up Ms.Piggys bum to come out of mouth. Whoo hooooo only puppets could do that!😜 Foxy

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Hilarious! :p

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Funny you should say that... I have this picture of Kermit that ... I will send it to you Meander. :p

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    A oversized vibrator - Posted from rhpmobile