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What makes you run ?
February 26 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
When it seems like they are a nice girl but turn out to have one to many penises.One of a our first experiences was with a lovely lady who turned out to be a guy but thought we could excuse the little white lie.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Of course not King Brae, sounds like that meet was an interesting one... Did they try and steal your crown jewels? The things that make me want to run for the door are ... Well there are alot actually. If the person is really drunk or too high on whatever drug they are taking, braggers - I know you have to talk yourself up but sometimes people go way over board with it. When the other person will not or can not hold a conversation. And the list goes on... Not that I am the next in line for the crown or anything like that but I don't look like a horses ass either. Lol xx Meeka
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RHP User
13 years ago
single guys who turn out to be attached...the give aways are easy....marks on fingers from wedding bands.... watching theit wristwatch..... ignoring phone calls... insisting on meets at awkward times of the day.... or smokers.....it doesnt matter how much you try...or how much cologne, breath freshener,or chewing gum you use....you simply cannot hide the lingering odour...of cigarettes, or worse.....cigars...... errkkkk! gag. lol or put simply........ liars.... we cannot stand bullshit...for any reason...........if people are up front and honest with us, and treat the fact that we are willing to play with respect....they will get the same in return...sometimes more so....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Lack of chemistry is the first thing but I tend not to run, rather to just enjoy the coffee and the talk. People who are bigots. People who talk and chew their food at the same time. A tight arse who will not even shout a coffee if they are the ones that ask you for the meet.If I ask then I pay. Are rude to the waitress etc. People who grab at me when we first meet, without even a few words like how are ya People who get really mad when you say sorry but your not my type then want to start an argument about it in the middle of the coffee shop. Not clean, and bad teeth People with the fake pictures, and no I do not care if your Brad Pitt trying to keep it from the public eye. Your still a liar if you have a fake picture.
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RHP User
13 years ago
A good time to run is when a 10 year old kid walks in to the lounge and asks, are you gonna be my mums new fuck buddy?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I've asked my kids several times not to do that but what can you do?
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RHP User
13 years ago
the list of things that would make me run far outweigh the list of things that will make me stay.....I don't have a lot of requirements...be nice, courteous, a little gracious, intelligent and take care of oneself. That's it. Not exactly the highest standards to meet....but talk with your mouth full of food or any other filthy habit is enough to ruin that.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...I can't stand wimps. And if they are whiney or sound at all like Fran Drescher...forget it, unless you can plug that hole under their nose fast and stop them from talking or whining. Outta there...the sucking noise you will hear is me breaking the sound barrier leaving as quickly as possible. | They usually sort themselves out anyway and I never meet them. I usually only run if I hear sirens...it would have been nice to know that her ex that she incessantly goes on and on and on about was a cop. | Anyway, whimps...and weenies. I run from them.
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
Smokers (grose) and a bad attitude.
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RHP User
13 years ago
If a person can't look me in the eye, you can be damned sure those shifty eyes aren't going to be looking at anything more of me that isn't visible to the general public! But I don't like arrogance either...sure, they'll look you slap bang in the peepers but then ruin it all but revelling in their conquests and apparent good fortune...well, not with this lil' lady buddy! Sheesh, some girls are hard to please eh? Mrs Addy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jennylee1903' I've asked my kids several times not to do that but what can you do? I nearly spat out my coffee when I read that! *LOL* Too funny Jenny.....and I hope you get it sorted out with your kids to not call your new 'friend' the new fuck buddy! Isn't 'Daddy' the preferred term these days?? *LOL*
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hey foryourpleasure did u run before after
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RHP User
13 years ago
Let's see there are several: - Don't look like their pic. - Lied about being single. - Scruffy clothing - didn't make any attempt to impress. - Personal hygiene - Bad breathe, bad teeth, greasy hair. - Lied about being a non-smoker. Caught 2 smoking around the corner from our arranged meet!!!! My profile is very clear on my non-smoker preference. Smoker's odour on their breath, skin, hair, clothes can't be hiden. - Disrepectful - If I'm asked out for coffee or drinks then I don't expect to pay (Can't abide cheat skates makes me think they are selfish lovers as well)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'likelysuspects'Hey foryourpleasure did u run before after i run before
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Kampalina
13 years ago
First contact.......whether it be phone call or in person.......marriage proposals have me as Speedy Gonzales in the furthest direction.........all is left is fairy dust
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RHP User
13 years ago
when people turn up and dont look anything like their profile pics 4GOD SAKE let us see what we are getting today not 20 years ago as entry will be refused .honestly would you go out for a steak to a steak house and order tofu
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Two_Tarts
13 years ago
There was one where he spent 30 minutes detailing for our benefit his many conquests immediately prior to meeting his current partner, WTF!. Then to top it off, while he went to the bar she told us "I'm only doing this to stop him straying". Start the Car!!!!!!!! and we left Barbie to ride her donkey (or was that an Ass) home.
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RHP User
13 years ago
When you meet a so called nice couple and the guy say: you do everything I wont or not at all.... EXIT PLEASE Pushy,rude and dishonest people are not nice......
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Bubbaj
13 years ago
as i rarely seem to meet ppl lolstinky ppl......bad body odour just yuckkkthe ones that talk themselves up during a conversation before the deeds have even been done...off putting to me but probably a turn on for others :)i personally hate the ones that go i will do this and that to you and you will be beggin for more, since when have i actually done anything with you for you to know EXACTLY wat i want...also....uhmm what would you call it.... ppl who talk badly about others based on race, religion, sexuality etc and lastly.....hot piccy brae, id like some ice cream and chocolate sauce with those waffles!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yes! Those ones that start on a first meet talking about moving in and having an instant family on the first date. Inconsistante stories, the truth does not change. The 6'6" 160 kilo ex worldcup rugby playing husband with a 12" carving knife, that's screaming about screwing around with his wife (WIFE??? You told me you were SINGLE).
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RHP User
13 years ago
BubbaJ... you forgot to mention that you can run like the wind! The spreader was made for the likes of BubbaJ. :pI don't run... damn floors are always wet and slippery... just say "next".HugsStalky
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RHP User
13 years ago
stinky ppl......bad body odour just yuckkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You hit the head on the nail with that one................. We cant stand BO and some do stink... we met a guy about 10 months back and went for coffee and could smell him from the other side of the table in the coffee shop the 2 eldly ladys behind him move to a nother table... we had our coffee and just said thanks but no thank and went home..... I know some guys when working get a bit on the nose, but he did say he had to have a shower before he would meet, so I would have hate to smell him before his shower....... Rude ppl are also very off putting.............
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dirty men....seriously covered in dirt Men who think I am there for the mistress position Men who are twenty years older than their pic Men who recite their sexual cv...how many 3somes .4somes ,moresomes. Men with lists....do you etc etc Men who decide I will be their new wife Unfunny men....
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RHP User
13 years ago
so many things make me run...actually nearly everything will make me run it takes a lot to make me stay and even more to make me come back lol but then again if im horny...il fuck anything and anyone Hugs
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RHP User
13 years ago
With the very first guy who I've ever met through online dating, we went out for coffee, everything was going along swimmingly... conversation turned to Will Smith movies and I Am Legend... He began to outline his life in South Africa and how his property had the barbed wire fencing, and how in the basement he had a gun cabinet and weapons cabinet. Began to outline each different gun he had and its specifics, and the different types of knives and their relative proportions... Surprisingly, I actually gave him another chance with the persuasion of my girlfriends. What finally did it for me was when I asked if he wanted to go see Sherlock Holmes with me and he asked me who Sherlock Holmes was :/
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Hesione' Dirty men....seriously covered in dirt Men who think I am there for the mistress position Men who are twenty years older than their pic Men who recite their sexual cv...how many 3somes .4somes ,moresomes. Men with lists....do you etc etc Men who decide I will be their new wife Unfunny men....Yep, you've got most of us covered.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I doubt jensman that you fit into any of those catergories and yes I have met a few that dont either.....sooo many men sooo little time x Hugs H
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RHP User
13 years ago
Fck: I may as well give in now... BUT.. I guess I can always say... "I am only on here for the forums and chat room...." Some of you Do rock.. AND I would love to meet most of you... But, I am only here for the forums.. aren't I ? caveman.. dirty smelly hairy violent grunting growling howling hissing pissing thug by nature...
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RHP User
13 years ago
being 20 years older than you say, having Harry high pants on and a 70's paisely shirt on , a semi comb over, and a beer belly..........He winked at me when we met and said, I am keen, no need to order drinks....lol...RUN!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dear Mr Cavey, My team and I will be in the vicinity of your cave in the near future.We understand that you are one of the few remaining genuine neanderthals. Our study includes of course, the collecting of empirical data,as an all female team we are perfectly suited to this task. We will require you to allow us to test all of your much vaunted skills,ie threesomes ,foursomes and moresomes. You will also be required to howl....decibels will be measured.,grun...t decibels and tone measured,pissing ..length of member,girth and volume of said piss measured and our odiforous meter will measure your unique smell. Hair samples to measure lenghth texture and resistance to soaps will also be required. Please advise asap as to a time suited to you for our visit. yours hopefully Dr Hesione.bs Aus.Anthropology unit Neanderthal div.
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RHP User
13 years ago
To many prunes caveman.. dirty smelly hairy violent grunting growling howling hissing pissing thug by nature... TR...gets dirty, smells like crused rose petals, hairless most parts, violent when needs to be, purrrrring, hissing, not pissing ( sorry cant bring myself to do the golden shower i get the giggles) , vixen by nature
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RHP User
13 years ago
you are very sexy for someone your age (i mean that nicely) you should be getting laid every other day Hugs
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RHP User
13 years ago
And probably the odd socks Delicious cpl?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Since I squashed three discs, I can't even run accross the road to save my life. Those bloody truck drivers are getting closer each time too.
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RHP User
13 years ago
BO and general uncleanliness would be a definite deal breaker... As would arrogant guys who have an air of 'I'm so fucking great in bed I'll make you cum harder than you've ever cum before' now don't get me wrong, there are guys who can say this sort of thing in such a subtle and poetic way that it makes you swoon... a touch of class - CM comes to mind here :) Its all in the delivery. Just received a message from a guy on another site, the message has made me not even want to put myself in the situation of having to run... Went along the lines of "Hey mate how r u going? Have a partner who I don't live with, but am staying with her for the next week. Lookin to have sum fun, she won't have sex, we'll just watch you guys then yous chicks can put on a bit of a show for us blokes, let me know if ya interested." Needless to say I am not interested, I can understand where he is coming from with his/their personal preferences and boundaries, but it feels like I am being told the layout of the night, and thats that.
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