RHP

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Whats a boy to do?

September 26 2010

I woke up this morning caressing my bed sheets, toeier than Jack the Peg with his extra leg, all undressed with nowhere to go.Whats a poor boy to do in a quiet conservative town?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    yes that would be a good idea. i was in melbourne and moved back here for family support with 2 boys i look after full time. that way i was hoping to have free time for adult hobbies.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    baby you need a good woman to make you happy but like me your in the wrong place to find one but until one just happens along you do what you have to do...you use your hand roxxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Sweetie, I live in a rural town and in the position of trust I am in I dont like to play too much with the local boys. I have all my playdates all ready and I head to the big smoke every few months for a few days R and R. Mean while you will just have to make like the rest of us and take the situation in hand (so to speak) Fionabee

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    You may be right, and I need to take matters into my own hands, already doing that. But as Greenday once sang, 'when masturbation has lost its thrill' I guess we all get a little tired of it eventually.Well Tassierose and Fionabee, they do say the mid north coast is a lovely getaway location.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Yes it does get very old very fast and the need for physical contact just about drives one insane. I do understand and sympathise. Is it possible for you to travel to your friends? fionabee

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    one is always open to some travelling, subject to child minding etc

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    When the self service gets boring and the local talent is unaccommodating, some new toys to play with from the local adult shop might be amusing. I recently found some amusement with an inflatable sheep......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'DominaT'When the self service gets boring and the local talent is unaccommodating, some new toys to play with from the local adult shop might be amusing. I recently found some amusement with an inflatable sheep...... Shauns interested (git orf my doorstep ya wooly fucka) kinda curious how that works fer non ovines myself, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Earl

  • Almost_Ready

    Almost_Ready

    14 years ago

    That’s raising the BAHHR!.... What’s wrong with mans best friend? But seriously if you are taking matters into your own hands you need a good eye for colour You need to be able to tell the difference between PINK & PURPLE!! IT’S the GRIP. Cheers Oldog