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When I'm LONELY I...

February 22 2010

I'd had an uneventual (MAN-less) weekend.  By Sunday night I was FRISKY and wondering what to do.  I needed to do some grocery shopping so decided to stop in at Sexy Land on my way ! I was there for 2.5 HOURS !!!! Had a BLAST.  It was the highlight of my weekend.   I tried on lots of HOT lingerie and clothing but the best part was chatting to the two female shop assistants.  First we tried different vibrators, they had me giggling very loudly... one was sooooo strong that it made an excellent back massager but no way would I put it near my pussy !    We then discussed glass dildos and the "pleasure" of hot versus cold.  Then we moved onto the best lubes and the three of us stood there TASTING them all !  I must say... some taste rather YUMMY !  I got to compare different types and consistencies which then lead to a discussion about anal sex.  That somehow got us talking about the glass dildo again which one of the sales women promised me WILL fit in there with the right lube !! LOL   Next it was strap ons !  I had that discussion for a certain rhp guy.... I didn't buy one as I want him to come along to the store to choose and I REALLY want to try them on with him there!   Then we went over to the bondage section and I tried on different handcuffs.... I now own a pair !!! Will go nicely with my whip.   Finally.... just as I trying to leave... I tried on different shoes and bought the tallest pair of RED stillettos I've ever worn ! They are HOT.   I did spend quite a bit of money... but it was sooo worth it.   So..... what do YOU do when you are LONELY ???   Hugs Miss Saturn P.S... Anyone want to play with my new toys ?

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I read that whole thing wondering what you're going to cook for tea.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    a few kids, two dogs , a mz and a family of magpies in the backyard(just the dogs and the magpies in the back yard) lonely?? sometimes if im alone for a time ie,, waiting for a friend or something,,, i might fidgett,, adjust to the left,, pretend im looking @ my mobil phone while looking @ it,, pick a winner,, read some posts ,,but i dont think miss saturn means that,,so i dont think it counts,,,,, altho,,, i like being lonely with the mz but dose that count? jean,,, you didnt answaer miss saturns question,,, or are we watching you be lonely as we speak?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Well JG...   I didn't leave Sexy Land until 11pm !  I then realised the supermarket may be closed... so raced down there and it was luckily still open.   I bought:   yoghurt jasmine tea and one long Continental Cucumber !   Seriously, that was my entire shopping.   You should check my daughter's lunch box !!!   xx Miss Saturn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    cherry ripes...last tuesday night i ate 6 of them...jose...still feeling a bit sick...

  • shybutnaughty88

    shybutnaughty88

    15 years ago

    i spend eveyday alone and every weekend alone and every night alone and sexless. i dont do anything cos there is nothing to do. i would do anything to actualy have someone to talk to you sound like a nice person to chat with, and from your profile seems you can caht aboput most things. I would say i fall into the catagory of what you are looking for on paper but does that mean im jsut too ugly for someone like you.? i really do not understand why girls say they want a man like you say, but men like me never get given a chance. you say you need to make a connection first but doesnt that mean actually talking to me, so obviusly you just judge on pics and the whole talking thing anc onccetion thing really is just  a way for you to convince yourself that you are doing it for the right reasons   glad you had so much fun, but ive never been into a sex shop ever, never been to a stippers place never done MMF, or FFM or in fact anything......   seems sex is just something i read about and hear about, but its not a reality to me cos women jsut wont even give me a chance and actually talk to me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oh dear ComeandGetMe,   You and I are sooo... alike but I eat chocolate all day , everyday ! I don't need to be lonely !!! In fact my lunch today is 3 squares of dark cherry chocolate and a can of Red Bull !!!   Interesting photo !!!! Do you have one with cherries or blueberries or other fruit ?  And how about a chocolate shot...now that would turn me on !   Hugs, Miss Saturn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Hehehe...we can compare our toys and things..together.he-heHey Trish you up for it also ?hehe xoxoxmumma

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Ok Shybutnaughty,   rrrrr.... I"m sure LOTS of guys will agree that I chat and am very friendly.  This is NOT my full time job !  I actually have a business to run!   Why don't you come along to the next Melbourne RHP drinks night ? There will be LOTS of lovely women there.  If you approach me then I WILL talk to you !    Do I think you are my "type" ? Probably not.  But it's not because of your looks.  I like guys who are lots of fun, very spontaneous and adventurous and a little bit naughty.  I like a guy that can take charge and has a strong enough personality to withstand mine.    You seem like a lovely guy... I am sure there are lots of women that you would be suitable for... come along to the drinks night and meet some.  None of us bite unless you ask us to!   Miss Saturn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I'm sorry Shybutnaughty,   I did check your profile. You mention you prefer ASIAN women ! You even go on to mention Chinese.  Seriously dude, this does NOT make you appeal to me.  I do not discriminate on race and query why any guy would.   You mention you are shy, but I mention I like someone outgoing and adventurous.   Please don't criticise me for not chatting to you when you haven't even MESSAGED me !!! (you JUST sent a flirt today!)   I take RHP seriously and respond to nearly all my messages.  I respect the men on here and am offended when someone is suggesting I'm a snob and judge based on looks.   I suggest ShybutNaughty that it is YOU that judges on LOOKS not me.  My profile does NOT say I want an ASIAN man yours says you prefer Asian women.   rrrr... you have me going now..... and I'm such a sweet, nice, woman ! I just have HORNS !   xxx Miss Saturn

  • jensta

    jensta

    15 years ago

    Sounds like Fun! lots of laughter im sure! I havent been to sex shop 4 a while! Im feeling inspired now! might be a plan! could do with sum new toys! I also had a manless weekend! what did I do when bored?  I revamped my garden! looks great!  Had a couple of quiet drinks! chatted with a few guys! ! ! guy made me want him! but was unable to meet! so had a nice shower then off to my bed! me! myself! and I! and my toys! I certainly had my own fun!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    How about I organise an RHP girls trip to Sexy Land ?   I may even be able to arrange some discounts !!   I seriously organised one of these in my previous place of work....too many uptight staff !!! It was hilarious !!! AND I was a lot more tame then than now.  I ask a lot more questions now and always like to test out the toys in store.   So... Jensta and Customer69, I think we make a pretty awesome trio !  We sound like 3 fun party girls.  Maybe we could all go after the rhp drinks night ???? he he he   Looking forward to meeting you Jensta.   xx Miss Saturn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Hey Miss Saturn i want to cum shopping with you..Imagine if there was a bar in Sexy Land..Try before you drive, dont drink and drive..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    she gets a lot of love...   (don't be gross)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I never get lonely, quite the opposite usually. How does one  manage to get some alone time? My favourite retreat is to get out to the farm, but getting out there without one of the boys  in tow is quite a feat and doesn't often happen, and usually turns into a major production and as my old man lives out there, actually getting out in the paddocks on your own is another hurdle and if you don't call in and say hi and have a cup of coffee, then he thinks im avoiding him.Cheers Nev....Pleasing everyone else or so close but so far

  • jensta

    jensta

    15 years ago

    Thank u! Miss Saturn, likewise looking forward to meeting! u too!  Im up 4 it! I can see us girls! running a muck!  at sexy land! He!He!He!  NAUGHTY! BUT NICE!   Like Big kids in a toy shop Oh Yeah!!!   XXX

  • jensta

    jensta

    15 years ago

    Thank u! Miss Saturn, likewise looking forward to meeting! u too!  Im up 4 it! I can see us girls! running a muck!  at sexy land! He!He!He!  NAUGHTY! BUT NICE!   Like Big kids in a toy shop Oh Yeah!!!   XXX

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Didn't you used to have nother profile on here?? Maybe Whitehawk??mmmmmmmmmm  methinks your are either one and the same or you have a twin who funnily enough ALSO lives in Hoppers Crossing AND ALSO is 36 years of age and ALSO likes Asian womenhhhhmmmmmmm, now i'm no detective but you don't really need to be - DO YOU!?Welcome back Whitehawk, hehehehe you nearly had us fooled

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I have just been in touch with "Sexyland" and guess what-Seems i'll be manning the tills that very night in that exact store, - What a coincidencePS- Please let me know what night and which store