Where is the condom?

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  Rlee552

  6 years ago

  ... can we ask questions?

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  Mischeviouslad

  6 years ago

  In all pantomimes the answer is.... “Behind you...behiiiiiiind you!” - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  6 years ago

  It went home in another woman's pussy. Happened to me in the past, disgusting and shocking to discover it still in there! 😲 Peachy, got another message from the male partner years later mentioning how much trouble he got in when they couldn't find it...

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  tcm70

  6 years ago

  Wally now has it. But first you have to find him!! Tho seriously, I’ve had one of those suckers do a disappearing act to. Was a fantastic session and ended with us both climaxing while she was on top. Rather than uncouple we continued to lay together and soon after fell into a bit of a nap, and of course my cock softened. After 20 mins or so of post coitus napping we roused, slid apart and then realised the fucking condom had decided to stay in the warmth. After a bit of panicking and gynaecological type probing we managed to retrieve it. Wasn’t the most enjoyable experience for her, or me, but we avoided being one of those patients that nurses love to giggle about. Needless to say from there after we made sure that everything was extracted before we relaxed.

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  tcm70

  6 years ago

  Slightly worse is when said item hasn’t made it all the way to the ground for pooperscoopering and mr furryface is running around with an extra rubbery tail. Can only hope some friendly barbequers might let you borrow their tongs for deft removal. 😬

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  tcm70

  6 years ago

  Was your aforementioned great sex, perhaps due to extra staying power, perhaps caused by unintentional and unnoticed double wrapping?

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  The_Phoenix

  6 years ago

  Reminds me of a story... Was working by a street that was known for late night sexy activities. Notice 2 dogs having a right good chew on something. Yup, used condom in the front yard. Owner comes out and far from impressed with the dogs 😆 So yes, Maybe the dogs were trying to wrap their own 💩. How good would that be 👍 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  countrytouch82

  6 years ago

  It eloped with the missing sock from the washing machine.

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  RHP User

  6 years ago

  I missed the bit about this not being a serious post! Peachy 🙈

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  RHP User

  6 years ago

  LOL Thanks for the great laughs this morning. I needed it. Just hope it's not in the dog's stomach. If it is there is one costly vet bill coming up. Pusscat xxx

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  The_Antichrist

  6 years ago

  So I gave them my comeback - Posted from rhpmobile

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