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Who puts the condom on

January 22 2013

I have noticed that when spending an evening with a gorgeous and sexy woman, there sometimes seems to be a 'funnyness' about putting a condom on, like it's my responsibility because it is my cock. I mean, she has sucked and licked my cock, yet when the condom comes out, suddenly she is shy. So, while I am more than happy to put the condom on, are there some out there who think she should be the one to put it on. I have noticed that sometimes my cock doesn't really like a condom and he needs a bit of persuading. So, should the lovely lady put it on instead and Do the persuading at the same time?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    To roll it on (the chick that is). Kills two birds with one stone :) takes a little bit of practice but is a good party trick and avoids the fiddling around .. next one to master - tying a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue haha- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Don't know but if its not on, it's not on!! No glove No love! As the male half I think it only fair and fun if the lovely lady did it but also fully understand that some guys may worry that she may damage the 'Dom with her nails or if real lucky .... Teeth ;-). The way I see it it's your pecker you protect it if you are uncertain ! Doc.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Stopping to put the Condom on can definately interrupt the moment but I guess it's the Man's job( like taking out the garbage ). If a woman puts the Condom on then at least she knows that it's on. But can I put in her Diaphragm ?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Does she know how to roll one on? She might be embarrassed about it because she doesn't know what she's doing... maybe she was sick the day they brought out the bananas in sex-ed class.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Yep I'm happy to put it on as part of the fun. When covered in flavoured body paint they taste better. Latexy taste is blech!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • wannabyummymummy

    wannabyummymummy

    12 years ago

    I think this is a fair question and my answer is that condoms can be a real mood breaker ( although obviously necessary ) so if the lady can asssist in putting them on and make it part of the play it is soooo much more sexy than taking 5 to kick back and wait for the guy to do it. I beleive that EVERYONE (owner of cock or not) should know how to put a condom on but I think that the reality is that maybe some girls just don't know how to. Maybe the approach for you is to encourage the lady, teach her and make a bit of a game of it ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    DG     Or just hand it straight to me. Let's get on with it!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Yup....what he said

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That was one the sexiest things I've ever read.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    DG please run how to be a man classes , the world needs you !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Where have you been all my life??? Now that's a man who knows what he's talking about.Does it really matter who puts on the condom??As if being in a hot and horny state I'm going to STOP and ask who's going to put the condom on??Talk about kill the mood in a one BLOW.Don't have to ask here; my mouth and lips are happy to assist...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Don't listen to all those nasty people. Lol. Why not ask her and just say. I would really love it if you put it on for me. Simple! ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    One day I am going to man up on your ass. ^_^

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Depending on that moment.. getting it on and get it in if thats the way it's going. Other times' and if the mood suits , I'll hand it to the lady who in most case's see it as a challenge then the toothy smile as they lay down to receive the fruits of their work... After all' adding a bit of fun is the way it should be...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    if I know. I like it when the lady takes it on herself coz' that can be very rousing.   However it is mostly me that does it. Not a problem coz I am getting some aren't I....   Mike

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'One day I am going to man up on your ass. ^_^ Good luck with that...

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    I put the condom on with my mouth as I am giving him oral...simple and most of the time they cant tell! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Lol but DG has it for the win, I reckon, and superfox the same it's gotta be on or it's not on....the more time wasted worrying about is less time making her gag on it lmao

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Deep throating with a condom. No thanks.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I personally always put a condom on my strapon before I man up, so no need to worry about wasting time when I pound your asses. ;-) Hahahahaha :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Synchronised arse pounding lmfao

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I actually prefer to put it on myself. It's not the easiest thing to get on most girls who have tried struggle...there is definitely a technique...especially if you are of the larger persuasion...lol. If I do it it's on properly and in a jiffy so we can get back to the fun part.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'd help you out, pretty sure I wouldn't mind fluffing about in that general area for a while :)

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    12 years ago

    Application of condoms can always be incorporated into play.....I am sure you have many tools in that tool bag of yours to over come any obstacles "Ricky"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I always put them on with my mouth. But I guess it depends on who is the most impatient...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    LOL I've told you my month gets me into all sorts of TROUBLE ;-) ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    i normally put condoms for my guys, i think it is a good habbit

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    For mine its seamless - diy first instance - practise makes perfect, 20 sec one handed as the passion rises.Ensure it remains in place regularly, change for each blow or orifice to be enjoyed.... Dislodged, the deep retrieval can be a challenge and a concern that a regular check-up may go positive. So a good fit is essential as well as product familiarity - how do I roll being a key question... Any condom that wants to argue with that is replaced by his more willing brother and is fated to a slow composted death in landfill, unseeded having a perpetual existential crisis on NOT fulfilling its life purpose.Way fun to find the talented ladies who can do the oral application - guessing google safe search off may have some clues... Or make some bananas happy learning the skill. Which from recollection is a combination of teeth hold rolled section, slight inhale for tip expansion then a talented over the glans then teeth gently roll down. Gentleman to roll remainder base and complete the work before penetration if required - like 7 seconds with practise. Gentleman should ensure a snug and sensitive fit all by themselves and have a good supply on hand as required, including non latex for those sensitive ones too!Mood killer? 5 minutes ? for gawds sake gentlemen get some practise in so this safe stuff is not an issue.CheersArcher

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Don't think I would mind that at all...and fluffing is such an appropriate word for that area...lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I don't know how, but I would love to learn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    safe sex , save our life :) yea we need to good quality thin condom .. between sucking should be done with out a condom...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I wanna sex with very hot grls

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You'll get to sexing with girls when you wear your mankini.....NB Mankinis are not the registered trademark of "Man the fuck up" LTD... :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I prefer the lady to put them on, very sensual and adds to the whole moment.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    See.... such a shame that my prior comments had been deleted...so... I shall state it again........IF you have to ask who puts it on, youve already wasted too much time when you should have just slipped it on, and gotten back on with the task in front/above/beneath you.DG