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October 26 2012

I was just eating a curried flavoured meat pie and was SHOCKED to discover sultanas in it !!WHY would someone put sultanas in a curry flavoured pie? That's just wrong! (it's not a curried flavoured FRUIT pie!)That got me thinking about a few other whys...Why did they invent a vibrator to look like a rabbit?Why did they call it a 69 and not a 33 ?Please help me solve these perplexing questions or maybe pose your own.Gotta love Fridays ! xx Saturn

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    .old fashioned recipes for curried sausages contained keens curry powder and sultanas...sometimes also apples. why 69 ..see how the 6 and the 9 fit together..69 why a rabbit?...cos a wombat just seemed sooo wrong...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sultanaas are use a lot in curries as they are sweet to off set the curry....   Vibrator like a rabbit, Dont know as I have only seen one like a cock!!!!!   69 is the shape of 2 people turned around thats where the turm 69 come from, (head up, head down)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    a 33 would be from behind while lying on your side.

  • playful4u

    playful4u

    12 years ago

    Sultana's are in the curry for flavour   Why did they invent a vibrator to look like a rabbit? Nah! beats me doc.   Because a 33 looks more like the doggy position, tilt your head sideways and look.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Have had sultanas in curries before but not in a pie how very gourmet! I think its to temper the heat with a touch of sweetness? ( Sounds like an RHP kinda of reasoning..peeps can run with that how they see fit!)May be totally off kilter there but Im sure a proper curry lover will give you a more exact science answer as to why they are in there.As for 69 I see perfectly well why its called that and Im usually crap at puzzles! See a 33 to me is spooning! Ok there's a question..why is spooning not called a 33?? Have I just invented a new saying ( I should copyrite it now before every Tom Dick and Harry uses it as they have my Sexy duo Ready for Raunchy Times...YES Im still bitter on that one lol...)

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    12 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    We have this debate amongst my brothers and sisters...Mum always put sultanas in curries as a kid and sometimes apple I think half of us hate it and the other half like it.Me I'm not eventhat keen on sweet and sour.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    rabbit populations spread like wild fire, hence the term "fuck like rabbits" ,combine that with the energizer bunny and someone designed a vibrator in honor of the furry fuckers. Also, why don't rabbits wear glasses ..that's cause they eat lots of carrots!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I was a bunny wabbit coodix R

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    fuck like a rabbit?!   THAT"S why they use rabbits for vibrators because they too fuck like rabbits! Hard and fast, like a jackhammer.   Sultana's in a curry pie... yeah, not my thing. But then again, neither is a curry pie. I like chicken and mushroom :D   69'ers - Freya got the right answer. Check out how the numbers link ;) 33 is spooning. Fo' shiz!   I'm too drunk at 7:13pm to pose perpleing questions of my own... I'll just answer others'   HB xo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    181♋

  • Almost_Ready

    Almost_Ready

    12 years ago

    33 is two women spooning... If you wook verwy cwoswey there may be a wabbit! but its hiding! Spose you would hold it by the ears too!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting '0zboy'181 ♋181 Sounds like a holden motor, then again had plenty of 69's on the back seat of a holden HR at the drive in's.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Rabbits fuck like jackhammers?? The things you find out on the forums. I've never been in to rabbit porn but, I guess DATS ALL FOLKS!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If nothing sticks to Teflon®, then how does Teflon® stick to pans?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I just cannot wrap my head around them going at it like jackhammers. I think they just do it prolifically and produce tons of offspring. Just because you can produce offspring doesn't mean you are a good fuck. Back to the vibrating bit though, and please correct me if I'm wrong as the last time I saw one was at a Fuckerwear party about twenty years ago, but don't the ears stimulate the clitoris or something, so you need a large eared animal to get the positioning/shape right?   And yes as above sultanas are common in traditional english/indian curries - not sure why.   And yes 69 is two signifies two people head to tail.   And yes I too think that a 33 would be two people spooning.   Are oysters really an aphrodisiac though? I mean okay, eating an oyster does alert potential partners that you will put just about anything in your mouth, but scientifically speaking...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I LOVE rabbits...   WATERSHIP DOWN.... You have read the book You have seen the movie... NOW... EAT the cast..... fresh rabbit for sale!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Simple alphanumeric mathematical equation with a little quantum physics thrown in at the end____6+9÷2= 181= ___________________one eight one ✓__♋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'cavey50' I LOVE rabbits...   WATERSHIP DOWN.... You have read the book You have seen the movie... NOW... EAT the cast..... fresh rabbit for sale!!!! Do you deliver?   Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It's comforting to know my fellow RHPers are so smart.As for why oysters are aphrodisiacs... I'm with you Saskia.. they're not actually aphrodisiacs but simply a test of how desperate the other person is ! I'd NEVER eat an oyster! Then again I've NEVER ate steak or drunk a beer either. Unsure what that means?I can see the 33 reference now... here's another question about numbers... perhaps Ozboy can answer? What number is the doggy position ? Soon we'll be able to have profiles for of numbers !Hugs, Saturn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Why does male cum smell / taste different to female's ejaculation ? And YESSS I know our bodies are different but still... why is one thicker and stickier ?xx Sat

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Woot or rather root!! I reckon 65 is doggy position....Think about it.... Guy is 6 and chikee is da 5!! Gettit? Ok it might just be me that can see all my planets and fave numbers and position rolling into alignment!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    This is because they were first made in China and it was and might still be illigal to make sex toys. Hence the rabit.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    66 sexty six (with a kiwi lisp) for doggy style (not to be confused with "daggy style" (read sheep style) :DPig style, dont even go there hahahah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ooh ooh ooh, pick me, pick me! Think I know!!! It has to have something to do with sperm and procreation, the texture and thickness so it stays inside the vagina for as long as possible... I'm also thinking God made mens cum taste like crap to ensure that we let men ejaculate into our vaginas and not our mouths... Now I am aware that some of you ladies like the taste of it, and each to their own. But I am thinking that's probably a minority.   and why do we taste so gooood???   Hi Myhree, is that fairdinkum? Wow, you learn something everyday!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Saskia, Miss_Saturn, I think oysters ARE an aphrodisiac, because they've made me realise that I love you both and we should totally be together, so that whenever we have oysters I won't have to share!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I buggered that last post up (parden the pun)Should have read,,,,66 (NOT said with a kiwi lisp, sexty sex ) for doggy style (or could be confused with "daggy style" (read sheep style) :DPig style FYI is 000

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    * why did it take so long for us to develop clothes that require no ironing * why do we assume when men get grey hair they become distinguished while women become extinguished * why in the practical sense is life imprisonment only 8 years * why is it when a surgeon leaves a pair of scissors in a patient after an operation he still has a job the next day...while a salesman turns up to work 5 minutes late he or she is sacked * why is it when a board member gives themselves 12 million dollars a year its called business...while average joe donates a dollar to 10 different charities...tax wise its nondeductible     lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sounds kinky!!! Although... Neptune, Saturn... Hmm sounds like I'm the third wheel here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Oysters are very high in zinc, very good for testosterone, and general mens health (2per day)I want to know who is the smart arse that spelt phonetic p.h !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    What's with all the food profile pics? Coodi, Do I have a carrot picture for you! Lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' What's with all the food profile pics? Coodi, Do I have a carrot picture for you! Lolmy inbox is full of tumbleweed, so i thought i'd dangle the carrot i hope it's a picture of a carrot doing naughty things Meeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Why do we call a tree a tree? It is what it is regardless of the name . Yes I agree gotta love Fridays best day of the week !!!:-) Mr2n2.