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Wierdest place youve masturbated (man or woman)
September 03 2017
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RHP User
7 years ago
I once rubbed one out in a carpark while talking to an old girlfriend .. ive also masturbated at the nude beach .. and whilst driving home from the nude beach as i get so horny from being naked at the beach - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
So in my truck, regularly 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Dryphuz
7 years ago
Not very weird i know, but it is the weirdest, most public place i've ever jerked off. I was drunk and stoned and saw a girl i had been majorly attracted to in high school. If anything, she was even hotter and i simply couldn't stop thinking about her even though she was only there for about 15 mins and i never spoke to her or anything. I realised i was going to have to pull one off if i wanred to continue with the rest of my evening.
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RHP User
7 years ago
I was in Thailand and feeling particularly horny one night while having a swim no one else was around so I had some fun on my own hehe - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Haha go you 👍 I wouldn't call it weird but in public at the beach, with a LOT of people watching, legs spread, relaxed into it, huge turn on being watched. I always carry my little bullet vibe to finish off, that is unless I find a kindly person/people to help me out 😛 In the car, mild rubbing only, I couldn't finish the job, way too intense, I'd cause an accident. Otherwise haven't had the opportunity anywhere else that I remember anyway. I'm really loud solo so it has to be somewhere I can get away with it. Interested to read what others get up to though 😀
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Connected to a IV drip. Never seems to be a nurse handy when you need assistance........
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RHP User
7 years ago
... but in my office at my previous job. Multiple times.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Atop wave rock - Posted from rhpmobile
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Hawt1
7 years ago
On top of the hill overlooking town.Second strangest.. in a public phone box whilst having phone sex.
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RHP User
7 years ago
In my car .. love to drive topless at night .. have even driven naked while driving truck at night - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
😂😂 awesome, I love that
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RHP User
7 years ago
Phone sex in a phone box... that's very retro. And totally awesome 😍
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RHP User
7 years ago
I'd give it a go in this job too, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm literally never alone in my office. There always seems to be at least one needy person hanging around looking for attention. Maybe I should try closing the door?
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RHP User
7 years ago
know I have two bad habits...1) Mining camps USED to be communal showers and toilets...EVERY single fckn time I went into a shower, and someone had left their shampoo and/or conditioner.... OR any other liquid container in there.. I wanked into it..TRUST me... there are a LOT of men who have shampoo'd and conditioned their hair with my ULTIMATE DNA.2) STILL ON MINE camps.. for those of you who don't know.. one gets up in the morning.. does Breakfast, and at the same time gets their LUNCHTIME tucker... it started off "Sort-of" innocently, in so far as someone did in fact very much piss me off.. So.. I was sitting in the "Crib room" doing my prep-paper work as a supervisor when said "pisser offer" came in... I watched where he put his dinner..and had an evil thought.. (said evil thought was PROBABLY based on the wank I had had in someone's shampoo that morning) "Pisser Offer" went to work.. I looked at his lunch.... "Hmmmm. Nope.. that will not do.." So.. did same next morning.. then same the morning after... EVENTUALLY... I hit paydirt.. so to speak... he had a lunch that WORKED with aforementioned evil thought...I took his lunch to the toilet, and wanked into it.. stirred it in a bit.. and put it back into the fridge...THEN... I mad sure I was present in the room whilst he ATE it..You see.... "Revenge is a dish, BEST served COLD" A lot of men I have worked with.. or supervised know how I work.. or THINK they do.. and the stories USUALLY precede my arrival on site..Now.. before any of your do gooders get hot under he collar and suggest it is some kind of sexual abuse... you know.. it POSSIBLY is... BUT.. fuck it... all I can say to you is... take your fucking shampoo out of the shower next time eh...
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RHP User
7 years ago
Does the door have a lock lol or one of those signs saying you're in a meeting/conference haha 😉
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RHP User
7 years ago
omg that's just wrong. Why would you want to do that?
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RHP User
7 years ago
My own answer, not that weird, lately only in a car having just arrived at work, because earlier before leaving I had stumbled across a rhp couples profile that was OMFG HOT according to my own interests :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Ever the neutral answer and support of a fellow male. Sorry but it's screwed up and gross. What kind of person would want to do that and why am I the only one speaking up here?
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RHP User
7 years ago
Tom was in the military for several years and he's told stories of being out in the bush for a few weeks, getting horny and rubbing one out in the vehicle at night, when the rest of the crew were asleep (presumably).
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RHP User
7 years ago
No lock, but it does have a "meeting in progress do not disturb" sign on the door. Which doesn't seem to stop anyone :/
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On_Safari
7 years ago
Ummm in my office working late a few times, everyone else gone home.Unloading trains at the pit ..... Driver Only Operations so I was on my own..... why not In the backyard under the sun in front of God and all.....cos I could.In the carpark at TAFE having phone sex way back when I first joined RHP.Horseriding.....I'm kinda mortified by what the horse may have been thinking On the beach without a crowd watching. Lots of other places, it's a natural thing.
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CompersionCouple
7 years ago
Twice at work. The first time I was in the starf room at work. I was looking through the 1 way mirror on to the gym floor at 1 of my clients. She's very sexy. The second time was in the shower at work at 5am. I got caught by 1 of the members. She joined me in the shower & now she's a client. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Glad to see I'm not the only one to relieve a bit of tension whilst unloading a train
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RHP User
7 years ago
In the middle of a cum circle. 😍
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RHP User
7 years ago
That wasn't a weird place. I've also done it in a car - but it was parked, people walking past. I think women can hide it better. 😋
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RHP User
7 years ago
I left work to go on a 'client visit' as I have been dying to try my new vibe out...pulled up at a boat ramp car park and took my office pants off and had a delightful time...was there for over an hour and in that time only a few people coming and going but only one man gave me a cheeky grin like he knew what I was doing ;)
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RHP User
7 years ago
DAMNNNN thats so fucking hot... what gym are you at hahahaha ;) ive wanked my cock at work numerous of times and on long distance drives
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LetsFrolic
7 years ago
I had my hand in my pocket not had it flopped out.. but eventually came and i could kinda tell people could smell it - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
On a warm sunny afternoon naked at the lake, after a morning at the beach, while others watched - Posted from rhpmobile
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Sawadee
7 years ago
On the way back from Phuket everyone bedded down , lights dimmed and as usual yours truly wide awake. The seats next to me taken by 3 girls all with their blankets up to their necks sleeping when I noticed one was obviously rubbing one out under the blanket.. With nothing else to look at , I sat back watched , and started rubbing my own out.. Unfortunately ' I had to stop short of cumming cause I had nothing on hand to clean up ?
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Smell it? Do you smoke?
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RHP User
7 years ago
I hope you're joking about wanking into someone's food. Not only is that fucked up, but actually a criminal offence. What kind of whack job are you? You seem very proud of yourself so I'm guessing you're lying your ass off, and are a bit of a loser. You're talking like a cocky 14 year old idiot. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Bravo and exaxtly what I thought
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RHP User
7 years ago
people liked his comment, scary and wtf?
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RHP User
7 years ago
What you need is a sign 'Fuck off, I'm busy self pleasuring. Let you know when I'm done' 👌
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RHP User
7 years ago
Forgive typos. Also of particular note is the absence of the moral police and wannabe medics. Where are they when they SHOULD have something to say? Oh that's right, there's a cheating topic just started 😯
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LetsFrolic
7 years ago
I do smoke. - Posted from rhpmobile
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LetsFrolic
7 years ago
Most girls or guys can acceot and will join in with a girl masturbating but if its a guy and he gets caught we usually end up being told we are dirty and a disgrace - Posted from rhpmobile
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swingalingson
7 years ago
Cavey. There are still camps with cummunial showers and tiolets. I could name bout 6. But no comment on this forum.🤖
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RHP User
7 years ago
...at the ATO as I figured with what they had just done to me I outta be able to cum too. Bastards they are and with no sense of humour.
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Horny4you
7 years ago
I was looking after the bosses pets while they where on holidays and i used to wank at the bosses wife 's bedside table draws going through her panties and toys and 5 years later we were wanking in front of each otherand fucking her for 4 1/2 years
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OkeyDoke45
7 years ago
When I was a teen I was swimming at the local lake when a bunch of young adults rocked up and a couple of the women went for a swim topless. I was deliriously horny most of the time like most blokes in their teens and this was just too much for me. There was a small hill adjoining the lake so I thought I'd skulk off up the hill, tuck myself away and choke the chicken. I had to position myself so I could see the glorious women with their glorious breasts and really immersed myself into the self-loving. After fertilizing all the surrounding rocks with a veritable trevi fountain's worth of my DNA I toodled back off down the hill to grab my gear and head home. Of course, I hadn't tucked myself away nearly as well as I thought I did so laughter erupted when I emerged from the scrub, along with ''how was that for you mate?", ''had a good time did ya?" etc from pretty much all concerned in the picnic area. You know when you go so red it feels like your face is about to burst and you actually tear up a little? Yeah well, talk about the walk of shame to get my stuff.
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jennychime
7 years ago
on my motorbike..must have been horny that day...and the vibrations of the engine between my legs..started rubbing on the seat while driving ...didn't take me long to orgasm..was fantastic..and the feeling of the fresh air afterward while still riding..great great feeling..
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RHP User
7 years ago
I was about 22 and on a train between Copenhagen and Aalborg in Denmark. The motion and vibrations of the train got me worked up (Risky Business style). I took advantage of there being nobody else around, and just went for it :)
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RHP User
7 years ago
I wasn't but the missus wanked me off.. Middle of the day, bumper to bumper traffic.! It sprayed everywhere when I noticed that we were being watched.. Hahaha... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Stationery cupboard when I was a drafting apprentice. In the local river cuming just before two girls rocked up. Had to hang out in the river till they left cause my shorts were elsewhere. In the car on the motorway the other night. At work under the desk. On the side of the highway. By the side of a NZ river. Carpark after a mtb ride. Rock outcrop over the ocean at 2am south west coast of WA. Would love to be with someone watching while I massage myself in a cool location. Then watch them. Then fuck each other silly. - Posted from rhpmobile
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rick181au
7 years ago
An early morning spearfishing dive dive at Bombo NSW, i was early 20's, I came out of the water with a good catch, I was cleaning my fish and a young girl (I would say 16) from a family fishing nearby came over and started chatting about my fish, their was an instant connection between us, but her dad was watching us like a hawk. I finished cleaning the fish, said my goodbyes to the girl and her family and climbed the cliff to my car, as I got out of my wetsuit the girl was still watching me, I cracked a boner, so I got it out and started rubbing it, the girl had her hand on her crutch facing me, (her family were intent on their fishing they had not caught anything) I blew my load with her watching and rubbing herself off, out in the open on top of the cliff, I hoped in my VW sand drove off.
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RHP User
7 years ago
At work numerous times at the desk and in the toilets. We used to be open until 8pm (Melbourne time) when it was daylight savings and if you worked that shift you'd be the last person in the whole office. I've taken toilet breaks to go and rub one out. The other was an underground car park, had been having a very racey conversation with a male friend, photos included, got very wet and turned on. Opened my car door, turned myself so I faced inside the car, undid my work pants and went to town. No one was around, let out a mighty, pleasure filled scream, gathered my stuff and went off to work. I'll never forget it 😏😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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curiousnhorny05
7 years ago
On a mountain lookout, thought it was private. Had a vibe, pants down enough and a semi pulls in he could see everything shame 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
On a plane between Mackay and Sydney. It's not the same as the mile high club but was fun at the time - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
I’ve cranked a couple out at work (which is fine except I drive heavy machinery), driving in my car, in a park when I was in high school, on a bus, airplane bathroom, toilet at a mates place. I’m beginning to think I might have a problem... too many places and not enough time! Anyone wanna give me a hand? Haha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
You have serious issues dude!
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RHP User
6 years ago
On a train home heading south from central at 3am towards Wollongong.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Read one about the mates in the Army and I can promise you we can find a place to rub one off almost anywhere! Did one in the middle of the field once when we were stuck there for hours - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
6 years ago
My girlfriend and I were returning from the central coast when she started rubbing me. She had me unzipped and was blowing me. Taking the cue I was fingering her. Had to be very careful - driving while getting blown and having my fingers in a pussycat can be dangerous. We both came together and the most difficult part was to clean my cum and make sure wife didn't find out 😉. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
6 years ago
I love doing it on the quiet carriage if there's no one on it. And I love masturbating for people in public bathrooms 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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swingalingson
6 years ago
The wierdest place I eva had sex was in MY ASS.🤖 Man that felt wierd and awkward.. Oops...what the subject was masterbation?? Oh must have got sidetracked. Hopefully no one reads this comment. Swear it felt wierd tho and no flowers either🤓. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
6 years ago
I found Swinga had contributed to this old thread, and being a wanker from waaaay baaack, I was introduced to it when I was 13 by a book called “The Hand Reared Boy” by Brian Aldiss. A girl called Angela read it to us at the back of class at school, and that was it, I was addicted! Anyway, I’ve done it heaps of times driving, and when I’ve had an opportunity and being randy. One of the best was while backpacking in a shared house, there were these hot girls in the house, and I jizzed in the gusset of her tangas that were in the washing basket! I didn’t sniff them, I’m not a pervert!! One of the most sexually satisfying times, was in my shed on a hot day, using baby oil, and an internally waisted rubber part, interestingly called a “muff” it fitted tightly on my cock and felt awesome sliding up and down it. My glans swelled up like a maroon boxing glove 🥊 and I thought I was going to ejeculate my own balls out of the eye 👁 of my cock when I came 🚿! I jumped in the pool to clean the cum off my hair, face and chest and get the muff of my cock when it went flaccid! My wife came up the path and said, “you look hot dear” not any more!! M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile
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ocean_man
6 years ago
What is it about trains? The newer ones are smoother but some of the older trains just had that vibration and motion that gets you hard. And we all know the best way to get rid of a hard-on 🙄 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'Tara69' I love doing it on the quiet carriage if there's no one on it. And I love masturbating for people in public bathrooms 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile Easy for you girls because you don't have to hide a boner haha. And Tara, you masturbate for random girls in public bathrooms?
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RHP User
6 years ago
Was travelling from Dubai to Sydney in business class... one of the cabin crew was absolutely stunning, she was very attractive and had gorgeous legs in shiny tan stockings (I have a weakness for them), I thought they were originally tights/pantyhose until I got a few glimpse of her stocking tops. It was very hard not for me to keep thinking about it and get an erection. So after they dimmed the cabin and set up my flat bed. I took matters into my own hands, literally.
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RHP User
6 years ago
A friend and I once mutually masturbated backstage in her dressing room at Crown Casino..
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