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January 10 2013

im having a cleanse......catharticHave heaps of stuff to drop off at St Vinnies.......except .....the stuff from the top of the cupboard.......you know...the lacy the latex the cuffs the collars the blindfolds .......and the toysnuns dont unpack that stuff dropped off do they ???lolCan you imagine the window display with the mannequin......maybe i will just to see how they display it all lolCan you sell this stuff on gumtree ??Would you buy second hand stuff ??What do you do with 20 metres of fluro pink rope ???? (it was a gift ok ! ) lolHow do i walk down the street with 3 riding crops and still look innocent ??The toys ...... what do I do with the toys ???any suggestions ??how have you disposed of the evidence before ?

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RHP User

12 years ago

put it all in a large plastic bag,take it too the local sex shop and ask them if they would like it all for their window display..,..or take it to the charity shop you would most like to offend

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wingman2014

12 years ago

Do what a woman in the US did recently. She superglued a dozen dildos and vibrators to an ex lovers car. Looked like a 4 cylinder echidna :b- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

Great question! I binned mine - couldn't think of any other way :( Such a shame! Nope, wouldn't buy second hand stuff - but maybe RHP could arrange a swap meet ;)

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wannabyummymummy

12 years ago

Why do you want to get rid of it at all??

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Smilingwithfun

12 years ago

Miss Bow Are you retiring from sex? Did you get new toys for christmas? Do tell why are you getting rid of said such items?

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Mr_MrsAraps

12 years ago

Quoting 'wannabyummymummy' Why do you want to get rid of it at all?? was running through my mind as well In saying that I think you might need 2 mannequin's so that you could put them into compromising poses. With some of the items you have the possibilities are endless......

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RHP User

12 years ago

But funny.. Quoting 'Freya13' or take it to the charity shop you would most like to offend

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'wingman2013' Do what a woman in the US did recently. She superglued a dozen dildos and vibrators to an ex lovers car. Looked like a 4 cylinder echidna :b- Posted from rhpmobile Miss B.... I'm sure I know exactly the one you could do that too

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RHP User

12 years ago

Good idea Sweet__Dreams a SWAP MEET FORUM??A pay it forward sort of thing....forward toys/items to a person in deed Then when they have finished with them they could pay it forward....just think everyone would get at turn??SHARING IN CARING......UNLESS greedy of course... ORDrop them off at the local church steps at midnight??*priest in confession*...."'BLESS ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED" *10 "HAIL" MARY's FOR YOU SON!!* hehehehe

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RHP User

12 years ago

why..........a distinct lack of qualified operators LOL..and i guess dare i say.........ive grown past them ...ill keep some stuff......but i really dont need 4 riding crops and a cane lol.......thats just wishful thinking LOLjust havent the room to store it and i dont wear the costumes....a corset or two, my burlesque outfit... but the rest...mehhLOVE your suggestion Wingman very funny...pity i dont have an ex lovers i seek revenge on........no not really sassy lolA swap meet...lol ill give you 1 anal bead string,set of nipple clamps and a but plug for that big vibrating dildo with the attachments......thinking creatively.... i could wander down the street and put a toy under the windscreen wipers of the cars parked there.........im liking that idea LOL.......better than a parking ticket lol

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RHP User

12 years ago

I can just picture that window display! I love the idea of leaving it at a charity shop, but perhaps you should attach instructions to each toy and really give the volunteers a thrill!....bet they take them home and they never reach the sales bin! Placing them under the windscreen wipers has merit.......kinda like the meter maids who put money in your meter on the GC......a random act of kindness. OOOOHHHH, i know.....has anyone heard of book crossing? It's where you leave a book in a public place with a lable on it and then someone picks it up and takes it home and reads it, then sets it free again. There is even a website were you register the travels of the books. We could do that with sex toys!

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RHP User

12 years ago

Interesting to see the minds going into the gutter here LOL Riding crops - well believe it or not, they do use them with horses! so why not donate them to a riding school, only have to say you dont ride any more. Rope - well it can always come in handy or find a subby to give it to, or even a dom friend. Vibrators - well, anyone in their right mind wouldnt take someone elses sex toys/vibrators... I would just say clean them, make sure no batteries in them, and store them away in a suitcase. You may not want them now, but you could find someone in the future who is a good operator and they are of use. They arent cheap to buy so no harm holding onto them. If you definately want to get rid of them, the actual thing is just bag them and put them in with your general rubbish like you would if it was broken. Maybe just 1-2 a week just in case a bag breaks! Toys like fluffy cuffs - have not been used for penetration, you may find a friend to give them to, maybe find a dungeon somewhere who may take some of the non sexual kinky items - they may not due to hygiene but worth a phone call if you really want to give them away. Costumes offer on ebay or even go to facebook for those buy swap and sell groups, you can offer them just as a giveaway, even a dungeon is likely to take those for their cross dressing clients because they can be washed. Hope those suggestions help.

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RHP User

12 years ago

...and tape it shut, use good high-quality duct tape so you'll have time to disappear into the crowd again gracefully.Now then, almost every Friday afternoon on the corner of Collins and Elizabeth Streets is the most goddam annoying busker that I have ever seen...you have seen him, he uses two plastic buckets and has some sort of tin top cymbal that he just sits there and beats the shit out it of along with those buckets making guttural noises.Chances are, he goes home and picks up a tidy pensions allowance check and drives a better can than I do...people throw money at him just to shut him up. If anyone could find an aftermarket scam to offload the goodies...he's your man.If you don't want to do that, save the rope? Eventually, mass executive hysteria will set in on a hot day and he will be hanged across the street in Fed Square. Consider it your contribution to the Arts community in the greater Melbourne metropolitan district.I've got latex gloves...they'll never know who tied the knot.

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