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Wotcha call your penis?
May 16 2017
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RHP User
8 years ago
Mutton dagger Just-in Beaver Gavin Closely followed by.... how old are you? LOL!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Being that I'm not really a gent with a penchant for the dramatic, I just call it "my cock" I'd feel ridiculous saying shit like: "oooh yeah, get it, take all the Modern Major General, Let us fuck like animals, not a vegetable or mineral" Would I whisper dirty words to you, like "penistone" and "wankapin"? While I gently slip inside you, and then thump in with my javelin? About group sex theory, I am eager for the latest news... ... ... ... Like a threesome's cowgirl, is actually a hypotenuse! Then I can write 'invagination' in Babylonic cuneiform, And happily sneak preview, my arseless new uniform. In short, when fucking like an animal, not with a vegetable or mineral - you'd know you're getting ruined by the Modern Major General ;)
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
I don't have a penis but given the situation in North Korea I feel 'Weapon of Mass Destruction' could be appropriate. As long as it didn't self implode. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Only two have names. One is called Mr Brown, and one Mr Black. Someone (not I) wrote a ditty about them: Mr Black in the back, Mr Brown you won't sit down. I call other's penis, or if I'm planning to, or have been interacting with... cock
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RHP User
8 years ago
I have a cock. I own it. It is not a third person, I am my own person and it is part of me.
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RHP User
8 years ago
And just-in beaver! These are great! 🤣 I like plain old cock, myself... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm crying 😂😂😂 that hit my sense of humour spot this morning
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RHP User
8 years ago
...if your a man with a penchant for militaria, you could name your cock after a war-plane. They always have good, masculine names.Like; an Invader an Intruder a Wildcat a Havoc a Fighting Falcon a Marauder a Hustler a Super Sabrea Shooting Stara Delta Dagger ................. Grrrrr!
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RHP User
8 years ago
I call mine Dave 😄
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RHP User
8 years ago
My inbox will be empty this morning, oh well just like every other day lol 😀
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
To be honest anything is ok ,if it's receiving attention ,if your sucking and talking to it ,I'm Not going to correct you ,lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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WeMelT
8 years ago
Russell the love muscle 😁. Or in my native tongue My Piel. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
To my little friend :) Q
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swingalingson
8 years ago
In my native language PIEL means skin. There is no skin on my helmet👷
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RHP User
8 years ago
It's been called 'Isthatall' and 'Isitinyet' a few times. Strange, I always thought it would have a more English name.
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Sawadee
8 years ago
Rambo or Mr Happy.. Depends on the mood.. Now there's a contrast..
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RHP User
8 years ago
Brock the rock hard .............
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RHP User
8 years ago
The minute a guy personifies his cock, it's a massive turn off for me. Referring to it by a pet name or even just using pronouns ("he gets excited", "don't worry about him") makes me think "Are you 12? Go away". My cock or my dick is about all that doesn't make you sound like a juvenile idiot.
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swingalingson
8 years ago
The Happy STICK. Sit on the HAPPY STICK!🍌
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RHP User
8 years ago
Every woman says yes to see my puppy Im joking of course =) Its just 'my cock' - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I wish I had a penis/cock, there's so much you can do with it, I'd never get bored, I'd have neck extension surgery so I could suck myself off 😛 Dave would be very happy 😊
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RHP User
8 years ago
"Give me your cock" is about as far as I get....... ummm... yeah.... 😬 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Nailed it :) but each to their own - Posted from rhpmobile
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Horny4you
8 years ago
love muscle
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swingalingson
8 years ago
To see that chick again with the "Big Daddy" strap on. She was hot! Fingers crossed I will have a chance to chat with her sometime in the future. Yes I will request for her to keep that thing under her mini skirt🙈.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I named it' gonzo '
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I wish I had a penis/cock, there's so much you can do with it, I'd never get bored, I'd have neck extension surgery so I could suck myself off 😛 Dave would be very happy 😊 No need to go to such extremes I Touch - just wish for a very long cock in the first instance - problem solved Tall
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I wish I had a penis/cock, there's so much you can do with it, I'd never get bored, I'd have neck extension surgery so I could suck myself off 😛 Dave would be very happy 😊 No need to go to such extremes I Touch - just wish for a very long cock in the first instance - problem solved Tall
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RHP User
8 years ago
You don't really want a cock, you get blamed for everything. Just rent one.
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RHP User
8 years ago
FIFO...... fly in fly out Centrelink Black Caviar.... likes a wet track Klika....a brand of dance pole The Bone Ranger - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
'bout time I got some of my own back lol @tall - well hello stranger, great to see you again 👍
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RHP User
8 years ago
Wow! Talk about TMI! I loved it... got me all hot and bothered (in a good way). Now wondering where I can get some of that?? 😍
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RHP User
8 years ago
Posted in the wrong forum topic! Sorry! My previous post was in response to ITM's post in the 'How far have you gone' topic. If you haven t read it, get on over and take a look lol
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RHP User
8 years ago
Haha 😂😂 thank you 😉
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mrnorti69
8 years ago
mr stiff
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mrnorti69
8 years ago
the ferret
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swingalingson
8 years ago
People can kill forums..... I think i just killed my own forum.😝 Or can it be that not many people guys and girls name a penis.🤓 Great feedback
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' 'bout time I got some of my own back lol @tall - well hello stranger, great to see you again 👍 Been quietly lurking in the background for a while. Have been very busy with moving house recently, and only just dropping in occasionally to see how things have been going along. Did drop you an email about 6 weeks ago, but you haven't read it yet (still ). Looking to catch up in forums with all in due course. Tall
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RHP User
8 years ago
God I'm so sorry, I didn't see it, seriously, shit I'm sorry, I'll find it and reply. I forget to select 'all messages', sure as eggs that's how I missed yours. Bugger, I'm sorry 😕
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RHP User
8 years ago
What else 🍆 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
"Sally". Didnt see that one coming did you. lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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Denandrara2017
8 years ago
She calls him her "Hero"...
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RHP User
8 years ago
Seems logical - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
we use to call it "futyullo" means whistle, but here I call it "the old fella" me being an oldy.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Keeping it simple Rodger 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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fitguy067
8 years ago
I had a dance teacher once, older gentleman, who when describing how to place your hips would refer to your penis as Percy. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
That's just creepy lol 😀
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RHP User
8 years ago
'The Colonel'
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RHP User
8 years ago
The womb broom!! 😂
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inspirit
8 years ago
Magnum. - Posted from rhpmobile
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funcouple82
8 years ago
I call it my ANGRY ANDERSON DOLL .... a smooth head and his veins stick out when he gets cranky !!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'johnnygo' Witcha call your penis The womb broom!! 😂 not sure if that's a penis for old ladies with warts, a black cat and a cauldron; or a birth control device they'd sell on late night TV ;)
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
" In my native language PIEL means skin " The question is, now that you are in Australia, are you a Piel or a Sout Piel ? Eish !! LOL
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
And their penis appears to have a mind of its own. We think in those cases, yes, it might be a good idea to give the penis a name, as clearly he often does the "talking" . LOL
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RHP User
8 years ago
I call it "the truth" cause women can't handle it. Hahahahahaha
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swingalingson
8 years ago
Thanks guys for all your positive one eyed monster names.. Another succesful SWINGA forum! Keep those WANG names cuming. I am sure that they are well recieved...pardon the pun! Please feel free to check out my other posts and lets bring them back to the light.
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RHP User
8 years ago
My fave so far is 'The dark knight' 😯
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RHP User
8 years ago
Cross advertising? Your comment, or the last line I should say, read like it came out of the for sale or for rent column of the Sunday Times lol wait do they have those in newspapers still? Do they even have newspapers? 😂😂 What did you mean 'bring them back to the light' ?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Once in a heated argument during a fiery breakup , mine got maliciously referred to as 'That Ugly Hog of a cock of yours ' . Initially the word ugly cut deep but the way she said Hog was funny . Third person doesn't work for me in real situations but I tell the story happily . - Posted from rhpmobile
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FunSexyCple
8 years ago
Who the heck names their Penis ? LOL. Rather narcissistic I think.
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NTswitch
8 years ago
I prefer a nice hard cock in my pussy. 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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swingalingson
8 years ago
Give the name. It is not always the man and his willy. Or the man himself giving the name to his cock-zilla. It could be someone else. In particular I saw a massive cock at a club once. Now the guy's nickname is Donkeyboy. So he cant be narcissistic because someone else gave his third eye blind a nickname. Oh and donkey dong loves his nickname!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Hubby calls his "Stanley" Aka the Power Tool.... ❤❤❤ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm with you. Can't go past a hard cock in my pussy 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
SIR, good for when u in public and ur misses says she wants to have a talk to u SIR - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
....Jacques Cousteau. I'm happy to try it on with only a snorkel and a proper diving mask.....flipper fins optional!
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RHP User
8 years ago
So we call them David and Goliath
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swingalingson
8 years ago
Donald J. TRUMP!😆😆 😉😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
Todger - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Crowd pleaser - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Zeus - Posted from rhpmobile
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OkeyDoke45
8 years ago
"Blue-veined custard chucker'', anyone? Thought not.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Nothing wrong with dragging it down a notch. I'm an expert in the field 😉
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Hawt1
8 years ago
a penis!!
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Hawt1
8 years ago
One eyed trouser snake.. is one from the bush.Prefer the word cock myself.. love hearing women say "Cock".
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RHP User
8 years ago
Hi where have you been? Good to see you again. Cock is a great word isn't it. It instantly turns me on, saying cock, thinking about cock, thinking about the attached owner lol who gets second billing 😜
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Hawt1
8 years ago
Now I can just imagine your voice as you said that... ooooooh Do it again!!
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swingalingson
8 years ago
It just sounds.. dirty and soooo clinical!
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RHP User
8 years ago
lol I have been known to ask guys to repeat things they've said, sometimes once just isn't enough 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
Penis isn't a great word, I agree, but what about vagina or worse, vag 😕 I vote for cock and pussy 👍 and may they come together 😉 more often
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swingalingson
8 years ago
Happy birthday Mr. PRESIDENT happy birthday to you!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Ahhhh got mine from girl in class long time ago....it came up and came up hard ....she noticed and well it was noticed by all soon after due to my actual name sounding close it was then not just my cock but all of me was branded "the boner" yes not an original name but still think myself it's a strong hard in ya face name ha ha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Some time I wondered about my giggler, he makes my whole body excited and others too. I love him being played by others and for others. My favorite part of body - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Never really considered a name...what about....Gerald...lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
What do I have to do to meet Gerald 😛😜
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RHP User
8 years ago
that was awkward 😊😀 I thought of a few names I like. What about Slammer/Slamher Or Poker/Pokher Slammer, I like Slammer 😜
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swingalingson
8 years ago
LOL
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RHP User
8 years ago
Funlover?
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swingalingson
8 years ago
I can not believe how successful this forum about whatya call your penis or someone else's cock monster. Thanks to everyone eho has given feedback on naming the "third eye blind The trouser snake or trout. Keep the comments a cummin!
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