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Would you eat krispy kreme donuts off a hard cock?

April 06 2015

If you were going to eat krispy kreme donuts off a guys hard cock would you rather all plain glazed or mixed donuts? And would would take a photo of it fully loaded to see how many krispy kreme donuts would fit on? And who foots the bill for the box of the krispy kremes?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    the old Krispy Kreme/Cock dilemma I just wish I had the kind of job that allowed me to think up these type of forums and post them during the day Anyway Id go the Krispy Kreme by itself, paid by me, enjoyed by me, no obligation. Oh and definitely plain glazed

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    Nice imagery but alas I dont eat donuts. I would prefer a good smothering of creme glacee over a nice looking cock but that would cause shrinkage. Not a good pic. Sigh....

  • TheLuckyOne

    TheLuckyOne

    10 years ago

    I'm on a diet! Strange question! And what's wrong with Donut King? 😳 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Plain glazed for me please :) No strong feelings on taking a photo of it fully loaded. He pays... unless he covers me all over in maple syrup, chocolate or a topping of his choice and licks it ALL off. Then we go halves in the cost of the donuts and the topping :) Much love, Elle xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Id rather eat them off the cheeks of a delectable pert bum

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm also not a big fan of Krispy Kreme's. But a hard cock covered in dark chocolate? Yes please! Nom nom nom 😘 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You would have to have a pretty thin cock to get a few Krispy Kreme donuts over it - wouldn't you?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' Id rather eat them off the cheeks of a delectable pert bum One with chocolate freckles.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    If you can get your cock through a donut without it splitting and falling off, youre not much good to anyone for anything other than a donut holder. Right?!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    No thankies. Food full is not the type of fullness I aim for when I have a cock handy. I could possibily be tempted by it being covered by another women. Oh and maybe champagne. Ok definitely champagne. But food, no no Monsieur

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    10 years ago

    Now a good old fashioned Pineapple donut And I think the hole is larger than a Krispy Kreme......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Depends, are they cream-filled?

  • QLDtwo4fun

    QLDtwo4fun

    10 years ago

    I walked into a bakery, and saw the baker using his false teeth to crimp the edge of the pies. I said, 'Don't you have a tool for that?' And he said, 'Yes, but I'm saving it to put the holes in the doughnuts.'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I still fantasise about New York bagels...and onion rolls from Acland Street...When I think of Krispy thingys I am somehow reminded of Krusty the Clown..it must be the KKs ...as for putting something onto a delicious cock..my mouth makes the perfect O xxFreya

  • LetsFrolic

    LetsFrolic

    10 years ago

    This cracks me up.. would love to get a dozen and eat doughnuts while this is happening. . A new thing for my fuckit list - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I don't like Krispy Kremes, they're way too soft and sweet, and I'm pretty sure a hard cock isn't going to improve my opinion of them. I'm more of a jam donut man anyway. Especially the ones at South Melbourne market. It's worth the interstate trip just to get half a dozen of those...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm on a diet no sweets for me only protein 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' You would have to have a pretty thin cock to get a few Krispy Kreme donuts over it - wouldn't you? A party trick would be to carefully assemble them on an...... unexcited.... cock. Then see if there's something you could do to make the donuts split and tear off, a bit like the incredible hulk's shirt. Then remove any cinnamon, glazing or other yummy remnants with an eager tongue and mouth.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    glazed with what exactly?? 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    And back on topic... I urge anyone consuming donuts from male anatomy to please be mindful of their teeth!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Could years ago I had a lovely lady ask me to blow on top of a cup cake ? So she could eat it as a complete desert :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    In my experience Krispy Kremes tent to fall apart very easily, so I wouldn't worry.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    If I was the owner of said dick, I'd be more worried because they fall apart so easily. Nom nom nom chomp! 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Jean_Girard' A party trick would be to carefully assemble them on an...... unexcited.... cock. Then see if there's something you could do to make the donuts split and tear off, a bit like the incredible hulk's shirt. Then remove any cinnamon, glazing or other yummy remnants with an eager tongue and mouth. This absolutely has to be your next youporn video JG. Send me the link when you have done it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    How would you be able to get donuts around a soft cock?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Is that cock gluten free?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' How would you be able to get donuts around a soft cock? Tie a thread around said soft cock and pull tight, then shimmy the donuts down the thread. Surely that would work? Or maybe cover said soft cock in donut batter and then have a really hot shower.

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    10 years ago

    Make ya fat

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' How would you be able to get donuts around a soft cock? Havn't you ever had a soft cock slide in your pussy feeling it harden inside you slowly stretching inside of you? Soft cocks are very stretchy , just stretch it, and slide them down like hula hoops! You might have to cut out a bigger hole on some doughnuts haha First guy to post a pic of said krispy kremes on their profile should win a box of krispy kremes!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Meander' How would you be able to get donuts around a soft cock? Tie a thread around said soft cock and pull tight, then shimmy the donuts down the thread. Surely that would work? Or maybe cover said soft cock in donut batter and then have a really hot shower. OR the above mentioned method by meeeks, but if your knob falls off cause you've over-tightenpulling the thread blame meeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Must be chocolate mud. Photo is up to the one with doughnuts hanging off him. Who foots the bill for the box? Serious? A woman is going to eat doughnuts off you and you ask who is going to pay? I'd like to think that if I were to whisper to my partner that I'd like to do this to him, he'd be rushing into the nearest Krispy Kreme and burning rubber to get us home.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Jean_Girard' A party trick would be to carefully assemble them on an...... unexcited.... cock. Then see if there's something you could do to make the donuts split and tear off, a bit like the incredible hulk's shirt. Then remove any cinnamon, glazing or other yummy remnants with an eager tongue and mouth. This absolutely has to be your next youporn video JG. Send me the link when you have done it. Are you just saying that because you want to see me trying to clean donut remnants off myself?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Pass on the krispy kreme, sickly American sweet. But what do you expect from people who put marshmallows in salad. So that just leaves...............

  • MrDanceSwing

    MrDanceSwing

    10 years ago

    Hell yeah, 2 of my favorite things! - Posted from rhpmobile