RHP

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Yoga in a milk crate

February 19 2013

Parking... Someone smart and sexy recently described it as 'yoga in a box'.But I disagree. Sure, it can require a double jointed hip, and a deep love of velour, but it can be fun!It's intimate, very intimate. It's naughty, like dressing up in school uniforms. And it's risky, because real parking is at least semi-public. An amazing lover, at a whole 5'2" on her toes, rekindled my love of parking... brought back the 17-year old in me!Any good parking stories out there?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That's all I have to say...I'm turned off for life after last my encounter in my Mazda...Knee caught between seat and consul, cramp in other leg, penis stuck in twat and car door couldn't open - and that was all in the front passenger seat!!Lucky for me no gear stick up the butt. Needless to say.....Yeah it is....YOGA in a MATCHBOX!!!! Give me a UTE any day at the drive Inn... FOXYGreat Topic OP...Saskia is gonna be proud of this one!!

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    I am the Queen of parking sex...I love it!! I have a few fond memories in my spank bank from parking encounters! . A couple of years ago I met up with a gorgeous guy who was here from QLD on a sporting Tournament and he couldn't be away from their hotel for too long...So I picked him up and drove him to a huge park that I knew of! He was 6'4 and I have a Mazda! At first it was awkward...but then we worked it out where I was half out of the window as I was sitting on his face....mmmmmmmmmm! To have my breasts out in the open Summer air added to the what he was doing to my pussy with his tongue! The anal...ohhhhhh the anal...It just seemed to be hotter in the way we were sitting in the car with my back to him and it allowed his cock to go in deeper than I have ever felt before! . Will come back wth the other story/stories at a later time...I am now lovingly eyeing off my vibe! SOOO HOT!!!! xFunlovingx

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    Parking was fun in my teens when I didnt have options of better locations.Now I do.And there really isnt a lot of room in a car for me and a plus 1.The poor girl I accidentally kicked in the cheek while repositioning would agree.DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    and I stand by my original comment... Gimme a bed, couch, washing machine, dining table...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I will never forget the police torch shining through the car window...in flagrante delicto me....much laughing from two policemen....I still have post traumatic stress and it's already been a week

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Isn't that what makes road trips fun??? Although being a touch under 6ft myself and a certain gentleman several inches over 6ft sure did make for some contortionist tactics.......who knew my yoga practice was going to be so handy 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My first MFF was on a stormy summers night at a sporting field carpark in a little old Holden Gemini .!! The foggy windows, vinyl seats, a manual gear shifter, me and two leggy ladies deffinately think back and smile when I think of what an adventurous chsllenge that night was. I still love action in cars today too but that's my favorite.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Yep....still love it....and getting better and better at yoga! Had a funny experience last week in my new (2nd hand) car....wishing i had schooled myself up beforehand on how to operate my recliner "knob" as i dicked around with it mid oral and pulled the bloody thing off....the car seat knob, that is...couldnt help but laugh all the same (& i still havent fixed it..must do that...). And can someone enlighten me....can i actually get arrested for shagging in my own car in a public-ish area? And any professional car window tinters out there interested in bartering....enquire within!! ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    one and only car adventure was many years ago with my then husband.We had been out to dinner for our Anniversary...lovely food, lovely wine, lovely atmosphere. By the end of the evening we were feeling quite amorous (to say the least).We walked back to the car park and decided to continue to fun. We climbed in the back of the Landcruiser, closed the rear door, me on all fours, him behind....some fairly rigorous thrusting and "whack" my head slammed into the window, blood shed, huge lump, concussion....embarrassing hospital visit and awkward giggles followed.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That was the reason the holden panel van was invented, plenty of space, head height I just don't think 50 year old men should be seen driving them today, that's if you can still find one. Mine rusted out after 7 years!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A bit of a teenage thing if you ask me? Like when you couldn't do it at home 'cause of the oldies.I don't mind camping, short road trips or sheer spontaneous abandon, but,I would rather be on top of the car bonnet itself or just in nature. A la natural'e!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Adsey' My first MFF was on a stormy summers night at a sporting field carpark in a little old Holden Gemini .!! The foggy windows, vinyl seats, a manual gear shifter, me and two leggy ladies deffinately think back and smile when I think of what an adventurous chsllenge that night was. I still love action in cars today too but that's my favorite.- Posted from rhpmobile In a Holden Gemini? Now that is some serious 'Circe de Soleil' stuff! Houdini would be proud. lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sex in a car, I just never would have had it. Did not have the luxury of a bed when I was young, to play in, that is. Probably would never had orgasmed either. Nothing like riding a guy in the front passenger seat for getting off.