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You Big Douche (A)

August 11 2010

I put an (A) so that we all know this is an Andy post. The questions that seems to be on the lips of ... well me. Is this. If you have a massive sex session, either with your loved one, or in my case Salina. And you blow, but opps you've gone and done a big cream pie. Is it okay for her or anyone else you've injected with your love juice to simply roll over and pop to sleep afterward or should there be a top and tail wash after the event. I've noticed that some people in my past have been almost anal about their bits being clean and of course Sal-amander is too BUT I wonder. The reason I ask is this. As a man with a willy, I try and give myself a little wash up, down there as much as possible, wire brush and Detol does the trick every time. However, after coitus I wash myself again, I've a foreskin and if I don't have a wash I'll be a smeg head in the morning. So ... what's up with that? Do girls generally shrug it off and let is ooze out in the night, or do they too jump up and have a little vaginal spring clean. Same with the guys, what's the general hygiene Consensus.Here's a riddle - what word rhymes with Silver? Andy

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RHP User

14 years ago

Generally, I'll just wipe away the excess with a tissue. If I'm feeling a bit more hardworking, I'll actually get up and wash it all off. But ... after really good sex, that's hard to do. I'd rather just laze around in bed with my husband. After all, never know when he might want a second round ... :)

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RHP User

14 years ago

Why is this what you are thinking about during your lunch break at your mothers?xxSalina

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RHP User

14 years ago

Why are you having a 'lunch break' at your mother's???

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xFunlovingx

14 years ago

Are you trying to get rid of our wet spot rights???? xFunlovingx

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RHP User

14 years ago

At home I think sex crumbs should be part and parcel of the play.... however, some matters need to be attended to as a matter of common sense. Of course... it all rinses off Andy... but sometimes the sooner the better.... you know? Elsewhere however, well.. I would have thought that safe sex.. and a clean face is paramount. :P Hugs Gaz

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RHP User

14 years ago

Wow U lot on here.....one minute condoms and next obviously not. Personal hygene is somewhat common sence?

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RHP User

14 years ago

there's no clean up mate.haha.silver or steel?

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RHP User

14 years ago

I wrote the post in the morning before I went to work, it just wasn't put up until the afternoon, secondly the job i went to was 2 mins down the road from my mums. So pay no attention to Salina as she is clearly made from all the creampies i've given her. Actually someone made a good point, it use to be that I would always pull out like a porn star and she would swallow like a pro. these days, nah just lets it fall out all over my bellybutton, and that's a bitch to clean out of. Or if I get it on her big boobiess, she generally leaps on me and rubs it back in saying 'see how you like spoof all over you.' That's it, nothing else to add. A

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xFunlovingx

14 years ago

Quoting 'SpouseSwapCouple' Wow U lot on here.....one minute condoms and next obviously not. The way I read it...they are all talking about their husbands...not randoms!! xFunlovingx

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RHP User

14 years ago

Yes one should clarify I am talking about when you're in a relationship, not a quck shag at the bus stop

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RHP User

14 years ago

..i think before kids i used to stay in bed ,not worry, n sleep naked...now definately a qiuck clean,... and at least shorts n tank on to sleep in.... no one wants to see me racing down the hall naked with all juices runing down my leg if a child wakes up in the middle of the night screeming (not to mention the safety hazard of slipping over) :) .. and nothing rhymes with silver...does it? msc x

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RHP User

14 years ago

Quoting 'SalAndy'Yes one should clarify I am talking about when you're in a relationship, not a quck shag at the bus stop \ Wow Sal and Andy Being filled at a bus stop......we have not been there Where did u get that we do it at bus stops from? and whats wrong with husbands filling their wives up......and of course they should not spill any on the way to the bath room and leave us guys to clean up! new age guys lol

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RHP User

14 years ago

Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Quoting 'SpouseSwapCouple' Wow U lot on here.....one minute condoms and next obviously not. The way I read it...they are all talking about their husbands...not randoms!! xFunlovingx Try Face book then

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RHP User

14 years ago

wowDoes that mean its kind of wrong to have hot raunchy unprotected sex with your own partner in here?I have no husband, I dunno what the protocol isHehe can I have access to YOUR fb SSCAny way A no I hate showering immediately, I like to stay in bed and enjoy the bliss, the stickiness and the wasted state of mind.GL

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RHP User

14 years ago

If you are clean normally, as you should be, it is much nicer to stay in physical contact at least until you both come back to earth, but perferably longer. Where anal sex is concerned, it is quite easy to prep and have nothing further to worry about. however if anal was a spur of the moment exchange then washing is needed. It is nice to smell clean but fresh sex is better.

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