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You realised sex is taking over your life when...
July 08 2015
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RHP User
9 years ago
...you buy shares in latex because "with the way I'm going its a sound investment!"
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RHP User
9 years ago
People's lives..huh..who knew ?😳xxFreya
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RHP User
9 years ago
Now I know why my friends spend too much time in the rope and chain section of Bunnings 😝xxFreya
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RHP User
9 years ago
The sales clerk at the adult toy store asks you "More? Where are you going to put them all?" (And then you giggle at the double entendre).
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RHP User
9 years ago
You get noise complaints from the downstairs apartments.
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RHP User
9 years ago
You have to cancel a date because your vagina hurts. (Oh you so just judged me again!)
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RHP User
9 years ago
LOL unicorn99 great answer. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
You've filled up your second "frequent flyer" card at the local swingers club ! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
You're at the grocery store and you hand over the sex shop's loyalty points card instead of the grocery store's points card, because that's the card you use more frequently :)
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RHP User
9 years ago
you're wondering what to cross off the grocery list as there's something you really want at the adult shop asap but you're a bit short of money this week
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
When i pack for a meet and greet weekend. I need his and hers bags. His at 8 kg. Hers at 25kg. Just in case you are unsure about what lingerie.....
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madotara69
9 years ago
Were when Tara said she will marry me. Mado Tara xx
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Hottie1
9 years ago
Lists the who's who of all the seedy motels you have visited in between statements ...😁 Mary xx
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Seachange
9 years ago
I wish I had something to complain about that... If I only have time and opportunity to play with my Fwbs... I will get back to you... But don't hold your breath. good one Uni!
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RHP User
9 years ago
You dont know anybody that you have not had sex with.
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RHP User
9 years ago
...your accountant starts listing your profession as "Sex Worker" to get you more tax benefits than you were getting from your 'real' job.
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RHP User
9 years ago
You have 23 contact numbers saved in your phone simply as "FB" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
The swingers club is happy for you to take the locker key home with you.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Or, as has happened to me, complaints from the donga next door :/
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RHP User
9 years ago
when you dont have a life you just have sex. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Astrild' Or, as has happened to me, complaints from the donga next door :/ I have a nurse living down stairs. She does not like me. lol. Great thread btw, should keep it going - has room for a lot of imagination. @Meander, is the swinger club one true?
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Extra_Spice
9 years ago
When you need to buy a third costume box...
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RHP User
9 years ago
...you have 3 plastic mattress protectors. One in the wash, one on the bed, and one ready as a spare...
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RHP User
9 years ago
you need to start taking Vitamin D tablets because you haven't been outside in a long time....
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RHP User
9 years ago
You get a free gift in your last sex toy order - but you already own a better version of it.
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inspirit
9 years ago
You forget their names
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RHP User
9 years ago
Or you have nic names for them in your phone contacts because you have quite a few doubling up with the same first name. Lol
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Sorry, dreaming for a moment that sex was taking over my life. ahhhh
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RHP User
9 years ago
When you build up a sex toy business purely to enjoy research and development😜😜😜
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RHP User
9 years ago
You are traveling and your "naughty" suitcase is bigger than your clothes suitcase.
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RHP User
9 years ago
When your footy team is on and all you can think of is playing on Rhp :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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BJVAN69
9 years ago
The cricket and footy is on and you are on here looking to play knowing that you are wasting your time!
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RHP User
9 years ago
The Toy shop offers you a loyalty card
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RHP User
9 years ago
You constantly smell of lube.You can tell the brand, use by date, and colour of a condom you have on without ever looking.You buy massage oils in five liter tubs, by the dozen.You realize its been a month since you washed any clothing because you have not worn any.You have rock hard six pack, can do 1000 push ups with out breaking a sweat, but standing up is an effort.You have not shit in a week as you only douche.You only recognize people when they bend over in front of you.You know the name and address of every working girl within a fifty mile radius.You have never owned a bed more than a month because you keep breaking them.You get a hard on buying cucumbers.You consider moving interstate so you can meet meet you have not fucked.You work for free at the local sex store.You know more about pussy than a 60 year old gynecologist.You lose count of the number of people you have slept with... this week, and its only Monday morning.You always act suspiciously at airport in the hope you will get a cavity search before you board.
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RHP User
9 years ago
You throw a hissy fit tantrum, not because your toasty breaks this morning and you have to hold the lever thing down till your toast cooks, but rather because your doxy didn't arrive in time for the weekend, oh grrr.
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chockisses
9 years ago
You have already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever meet them in person.
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