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Your beloved animal

March 09 2013

I just had a giggle Sorry still laughing. I had this morning a blob on my kitchen floor. Ups I thought its a blob of marmalade, bloody old age when u need bifocals. Walked past it and thought have to clean it up when I am finish with my breakfast. Now I bent over, oh its half a mouse, just the last bit bottom, two legs and a tail. My cat leaves little presence for me sometimes. Haaaaa ohhh goody I said to her, thank you Tigerly, I just put it in the bin, I don’t feel like mouse this morning, however don’t stop, ok. Maybe next time I eat it. What does your animals do, to present gifts to you?

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RHP User

12 years ago

comes home with some human limbs now and again csi would have a field day in my back yard at least my house will not get broken into

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RHP User

12 years ago

but my labradors do a regular hoovering of my floors. Especially after meals. Cuts down on my mouse problem!!!

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12 years ago

our animals just so beautiful. Jeses Tuscan lol what part does your dog brings in?.Mine is getting old, and slow but she still can catch mice, and as I said sometimes she shares with me.Maybe she can see the pussy in me?????? Ohh I should excaime the back part of the next mouse, , maybe its a male mouse?

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12 years ago

We went out the other day after turning the TV off, returned home to find it back on and the channel changed, how thoughtful of one of our pets to set that up for us! Peachy

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RHP User

12 years ago

is inlove with our male housemate...she only spends time with us when he is not around...bitch

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RHP User

12 years ago

uses me completely... She also has the audacity to give me evils if I go out for the evening.Lately, she won't even bother cleaning herself & sprawls in the middle of my bed with all white linen & leaves black, grubby marks every where!! I am certain it's on purpose.

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12 years ago

Drives me insane over her bones...she's obsessed with them...she leaves them by the back door and when I walk out its like walking on lego...gets me every time!!! And it hurts too.... When we bring her in at night....2am I hear this sooky cry and whimpering at the back sliding door....its the bitch wanting to go see if her bones are still there...once she knows...back inside she comes, like no worry in the world.... But I love my Ms.Lucy Lockette to death.. xxxx Foxy - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'OneEmerald' uses me completely... She also has the audacity to give me evils if I go out for the evening.Lately, she won't even bother cleaning herself & sprawls in the middle of my bed with all white linen & leaves black, grubby marks every where!! I am certain it's on purpose. Your cat is just marking her territory at your new place. Trying to show you who is boss

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12 years ago

Quoting 'tuscanred' comes home with some human limbs now and again csi would have a field day in my back yard at least my house will not get broken into TR, now we know what happens to men who displease you. What do you say to them? If you do not perform, I'll feed you to the dog.

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inspirit

12 years ago

however we have a shit load of skinks and geckos through out the house. I love how the skinks scare the fuck out of me at times and I do them......watching them scramble at full pelt on the tiles drifting around corners. Funny shit.

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RHP User

12 years ago

It's funny ya know...How an animal can be a huge part of your life??My cat I had for 23yrs...the cranky "ol bugger he was..I received him as a gift from my ex when we first dated.He watched us go through marriage, babies, move house and states, break up years later.My daughter grew up with him..they were great mates.He was my mate...always there when I sat on the lounge, snuggled in winter next to me - kept my back warm.Jealous bugger too he was...if daughter and I cuddled on lounge he would head-butt to get in between us.Oh the list is endless.But at the end of the day...when I made the choice to put him to rest - it was like loosing part of me.It's weird the grief and Loss we go through, is the same as what we do when we loose someone special - the attachments are the same.Yep an animal lover here...FOXYRIP my mate.

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12 years ago

Quoting 'inspirit' however we have a shit load of skinks and geckos through out the house. I love how the skinks scare the fuck out of me at times and I do them......watching them scramble at full pelt on the tiles drifting around corners. Funny shit. We have gecko's here too...I watch them scramble as well; ugly, but cute in a way I reckon.Foxy

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12 years ago

Well the cats like to bring crickets, lizards and mouse offerings. What I don't like are the things they bring alive including rats and snakes.Oh thank you my darling, a lovely hissing juvenile king brown snake, so thoughtful! The dogs, well they just play with the cats, pull out plants and chew them, poo in the most inappropriate places and then shake so hard at incoming thunderstorms you'd think they were city dogs.I've got one Kimberley Heinz variety dog that almost shoulders the door down a good 20 minutes before the storm hits. Having said that I am a sucker (for animals that is) and she always ends up shivering at my feet while I have a bonox.Vet visit next week, one young lady is going to be spade, thank god!

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