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a new sub species of homo sapien

December 04 2012

has just been identified,the Mamil aka middle aged men in lycra.The Mamil is rarely nocturnal and can be found in groups of ten or more usually early in the morning on Saturdays or Sundays.They inhabit bicycle pathways and roads leading to their favourite watering hole aka the coffee shop by the water. The population of the Mamil is steadily increasing and although not exactly in plague proportion yet, the WHIRL ie wears helmet ignores red lights,behaviour often associated with this sub species is causing some concern to local citizens. Do you find Mamils sexy either individually or in groups?When you sight the yellow or fluro lycra coming towards you does it fill you with fear,lust or simple rage?If you identify as a Mamil what is your message to the rest of us unmamilians ,if you have one? x R

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ... I beg to differ. The pedal peeps around my neck of the woods are definitely in plague proportions!!! And not just on the weekends. I have the best view! So if you would care to join me in a pot of tea. Be sure to wear your sunnies, the sites can be truly dazzling ;-) KK xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I believe they are a result of an affair between a gymnast and weight lifter during the 1956 Olympics. They blended well into the community for some time but they returned to their natural environment in recent years hunting in packs. The most dominant male ussaully can be seen wearing yellow at the front of the pack. The govt is happy for them to take over our roads and even provides them with marked lanes to assist with their takeover of our roads. Be afraid be very afraid.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I really hope wowwow doesnt see this new bit of info....he will totally lose it....see wowwow post on gripe thread !!!!   Bikers beware ....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I hope I didnt offend anyone. What's that there was a flash of Lycra passing my window I,m in trouble.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hahaha oh my this made me laugh so badly :-D And no, men in lycra are so NOT attractive!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ... the penny has just dropped! "Hello gorgeous!". Have been on a break from RHP land & returned to a lot of "lost" folk. Happy to "see" you :-) Oh S-babe I soooo hope Wowwow sees this thread hehe xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I shall take you up on your offer in the new year hopefully.Always happy to find a new group of active mamils to study at close range.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Bustadog,you might just be onto something

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Lycra is made for world class athletes to shave 0.001 of a second off their lap times.So how can a man with a beer gut and a bucket ass who is wearing Lycra be breaking personal best times? Also if you use the Road you should be liable to road rules ,the amount of times i see cyclists riding on the road then on the footpath,running red lights and abusing motorists when they cut them off or swerve to get in front of them.I always comment to these so called "Mamils'' as i ride my motor bike next to them "1 mm away from years of skin graft if you come off wearing that"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hi! Freya Thanks for the Topic. I did have a giggle at the visual he!he! However I've decided not to bother with them for a couple of reasons. 1.Because watching them ride by makes me dizzy, feel motion sickness. Unless 1 on his own and I'm driving then I can admire his tight muscular butt as it moves mmmmm sometimes I'd love to just reach out and pinch that sexy butt he!he! 2. They go to fast for me, I'd never catch them.Plus I don't chase Guys anyway. so no cyclist in my Hands, no fun in the bush he!he! Cheers Lu :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Oh! Damn Hun that's no good.:( What awakes you their puffing Panting, them chatting or what? Maybe you could have a Lover over, ask her to wake you up in a very pleasant sexual way 4.45 am. So you'll be focused hn her pleasuring you, not the cyclists he!he! Hun If it's that serious then approach the Council. I'm sure your neighbours get the same thing and are annoyed too. So if enough ring complain maybe something will be done about it Good Luck! :) Cheers Lu

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Oh! Damn Hun that's no good.:( What awakes you their puffing Panting, them chatting or what? Maybe you could have a Lover over, ask her to wake you up in a very pleasant sexual way 4.45 am. So you'll be focused hn her pleasuring you, not the cyclists he!he! Hun If it's that serious then approach the Council. I'm sure your neighbours get the same thing and are annoyed too. So if enough ring complain maybe something will be done about it Good Luck! :) Cheers Lu

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Hi! Girls who live in Perth exspecially around Freo..My Friends Bro. had his Canadian Mountain Bike a Giant Anthem black/grey.Stolen recently he's very upset. I told My Friend I'd ask so I have now. His Bro has spotted it twice in Freo.but sadly couldn't catch the Person riding it.. So if by chance you see a Bike that matches this description in this area can you Plz say on here I guess which way it went if you're heading that way yourself .That's so the Police can track down the Thief. Let them know if you like :).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Like migration of birds these creatures flock into the city, with luck on their own little flight path of bitumen. some times they veer into the flight path of solid objects like motor transport   They come of second best in every case. They are like humming birds , and now and again you can catch a snippet of conversation as they pass.   There are more of the male than the female species , as the female of the groups that are over zealous with their time on the bike often get smaller tits, so its sometimes hard to tell what gender they are.   Many of them tend to watch each others bums rather than the road, and end up in what is called a stack   A stack can work to allow them to get their limbs all entwined and pat each other on the rump as they help each other with out the fear of being thought a pooofter bike rider.   The fat ones are are able to fit their lumps and bumps into licra ten times smaller in size to what they normally wear. this causes car drivers to avert their eyes in horror and run up the bum of the car in front.   Bike riders are often skinny fuckers and they have to keep their shoes on when having sex in case one thrust too many takes them fully into places they may not get out off.   When fucking they keep looking over their shoulder to see if anything is cumming up on their blind spot.   I am very jealous of bike riders as I cannot ride a bike out of sight on a dark night

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    you've done it again! Made me giggle and totally made my day... I heard that they don't wear underpants when riding.... And also have medicine cabinets full of anti-fungal cream!! Eeewwww!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I almost ran one over in Auckland when there a couple of months ago, in the heart of the city, there was a designated cyclist lane on the left, me trying to make a left hand turn with cars right up my patootie... was very close. If they want the same rights as motorists they should pay a rego too, why should we pay for their bike lanes which are just an added distraction and a pain in the arse.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Imagine the hide of these MAMIL's going out each day, taking up road space and even sometimes slowing a motorists progress by 3 or 4 seconds completely ruining their day! Imagine getting out there getting fit enough to be able to sustain their heart rate at 140+bpm for hours on end, clearing their arteries, improving heart health and worst of all, saving the health system millions of dollars a year by not getting heart disease. Did you know that these horrible bastards even have bigger, harder and more sustained erections because of all this exercise?!?!?! Even worse, some of these inconsiderate annoying bastards can have satisfying sex well into their 80's!! So who do you ladies reckon will be the better sexual partner, the guy sitting on the lounge watching sport drinking the sponsors product or the guy who gets up at 5am, cycles 140km, comes home to mow the lawns and wash the cars then still has the energy to take you out for the day and is self assured enough to wear lycra while he cycles? All the money they save not buying beer, smokes, blood pressure medication and pizza allows them to purchase shiney carbon fibre bikes worth as much as $12,000 or more... What are these fools thinking? You could buy 6 VS Commodores with southern cross stickers on the back window for that kind of money and still have some left for a matching tattoo! Imagine the chicks you could get with a VS Commodore.. These guys are crazy I reckon!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm in Freo where they are in plague proportions, it is learned behaviour they have picked up from middle aged women in shopping centres, though thank god they haven't mimicked the bare bulging midriff as well.As is usual in nature they have found the supermarket niche too competitive and have found there niche free ranging only needing to visit shopping centres to find a mate.What I don't get is where they all find sponsors ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm sure we all have our thoughts on cyclists, as I am a cyclist I do ride weekends with a group Regardless if they men or women, it makes it safer and more enjoying riding in a group of say 20 or 30 riders... It is a growing sport, like all sports there are injuries lol but all can be avoided if you take care, don't try to be a hero I know some guys that cycle day in, day out and nothing turns me on more than a sexy hot man, sweating it out and leaving little to the imagination mmmm......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm sure we all have our thoughts on cyclists, as I am a cyclist I do ride weekends with a group Regardless if they men or women, it makes it safer and more enjoying riding in a group of say 20 or 30 riders... It is a growing sport, like all sports there are injuries lol but all can be avoided if you take care, don't try to be a hero I know some guys that cycle day in, day out and nothing turns me on more than a sexy hot man, sweating it out and leaving little to the imagination mmmm......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I suspect we have found a secret Mamil

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Beer guts are the natural enemy of lycra. Nothing worse than seeing them pitted against one another on a two wheeling primate. Even less sexy is the duck-like waddle caused by the shoes these sweaty bipeds sometimes wear.Did you know that male cyclists are at risk of numb testicles and permanent infertility?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I wish

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    12 years ago

    Mamils wear lycra it is true. Lycra today has changed its properties with blends of all sorts of goodies to assist in performance and the like. With that chamois padding to assist in keeping cool and blood flowing to all those important areas. Yes there are those that ride like baboons and create all sorts of nuisance to other road users. Statistics via Bike Victoria & Vicroads do however point to the fact that those caught breaking the rules are diminishing, unlike the other road users. I pay rego on 5 cars & have had motorcyles. I pay rates on several properties and pay my taxes. I am courteous to all road users no matter what form of transport I am using.   Yes I am a Mamil. I also ride Mountain bikes without lyca. I do it all for relaxation, for an outlet of built up stresses and anxiety and for the social aspects. I also enjoy all health benefits associated with riding. There are female Mamils that occassionally ride with us and this assists in maintaining higher speeds on the rides . Oh an the hivis lycra......some do wear it, apparently they like to be seen on the roads and not be run over. For me, I personally don't like the hi-vis, but vibrant colours are my choice. Do I look good in lycra....I don't really care, its comfortable and is for the purpose at hand. If it gives someone a thrill, good on them, if it doesn't I'm sorry, but I can't please everyone. I will continue my riding, will accept that some do spoil it for others, but then that stands for all things in life really doesn't it!   Keep biking, keep fit, keep sexy. Lets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A male and a female, in the same city, Melbourne your doomed !

  • Lifes_great

    Lifes_great

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Bustadog32'I believe they are a result of an affair between a gymnast and weight lifter during the 1956 Olympics. They blended well into the community for some time but they returned to their natural environment in recent years hunting in packs. The most dominant male ussaully can be seen wearing yellow at the front of the pack. The govt is happy for them to take over our roads and even provides them with marked lanes to assist with their takeover of our roads. Be afraid be very afraid. cause it's true! The lycra look is not so good