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March 11 2014

I am keeping tabs on all the lovely guys who send me a flirt, even though the first line is in big letters, do NOT send me a flirt as I can do nothing about it. Guess what 99 precent are over the age of 35 so I am thinking its an age thing, need glasses or it could be a motor neuron problem where there hand just starts to flick when they see a woman's boobie picture. Then we get the flirt flirt and multi flirt and I am just not responding, but the hits just keep on coming. I have no idea what else to write up there, except those that flirt me will have their testicles dissolve ten seconds after said flirt.I would like one that says, thanks but please go to an optometrist as soon as you can. I have decided to go on a flirt binge, and flirt a hundred guys who think I am way to old to bonk , flirt women, flirt couples , just to make a pest of myself.I am testing the shot gun affect to see if it really does work

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RHP User

11 years ago

Ok so you notice them but do they actually get you to loom at the profile? - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

Best "looking for bisexual men" topic title ever! Sigh.

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RHP User

11 years ago

I hate it when I get the "I think you're hot, what do you think of me?", and then I do go look at their profiles and it just shits me to tears when it's from a grey ghost with a generic profile full of "ask me". I can understand why guys send them as I do send the odd one, but seriously, do they need to send the same one every day, after I've responded that I'm not interested?

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RHP User

11 years ago

Quoting 'Meander' Best "looking for bisexual men" topic title ever! Sigh. your bad girl

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RHP User

11 years ago

I just sent you the most apt Flirt I could choose because I think , secretly , you love it ... ;) GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

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Mischeviouslad

11 years ago

Profiles have words too?! I guess you need blood pumping to the eyes and brain to get that!

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sweetgem

11 years ago

Before I took my break and put in the break message, I had a "must read" warning paragraph on the very top of my profile content, to say that I was only interested in meeting men aged between 35 & 40, and men who did not fit in that age group would not get a response from me. And guess what, I kept receiving endless flirts and messages from men who were either too young (mid 20s) or too old (mid 40s to late 50s)! Even now with my profile in semi idle mode where no face pic is showing, a warning message clearly stated above the profile content, I still receive flirts occasionally! What is it with these men I wonder? Did they send me flirts just to annoy me because they have nothing better to do?! - Posted from rhpmobile

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sweetgem

11 years ago

My all time "favourite" flirt message received from men is one that says: "You're exactly what I'm looking for. Please message me I'm keen". Well, sorry desperate, I am not keen at all! I find this template message is so demanding and rude! - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

Because they may get you at a weak moment or if they are lucky you could be in the horny part of your cycle.... And before they know it they are in like Flynn doing the horizontal mambo with a sexy lady and all they has to do was click on a flirt. How easy is that!

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RHP User

11 years ago

I put up add for lodgers very specific, you must be male, you must be over 35 you must be fifo and you must not have kids that want to live here with you due to my not so little guard dog. No drugsso what do I get who answer the add? family of four , with four boys wanting to rent one roomgirl 25 no job and a two year oldseveral guys who are young( no I am not your mum and will not do your washing) and also one very stoned dude with dread lockscouple of guys who have lost their jobs, so no income ( wonder if they wanted me to give them pocket money) as well as free rent.one guy said my budget is fifty bucks a week cheaper is that ok? ummm computer says noooooooooosome overseas students. again no I don't want to help you with your homework one guy who was living in his car, as sympathetic as I am my social work days are over.one guy with a two year old( no doggie drop the kid, no you cant eat it) Now I just email back, um sorry you must have got my add mixed up with someone else. when I also advertised for models for my tattoo painting project, then thousand guys turned up to be photographed with NO tattoo? so its not just rhpmaybe people think what the fuck, I will give it a go, just like Meeka saidand hope they make it. Fat chance harry Fat chance!

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RHP User

11 years ago

I keep tellin' ya girl, they dont even loot at ya profile,only at ya BOOBS

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RHP User

11 years ago

Quoting 'dacougarbitch' I keep tellin' ya girl, they dont even loot at ya profile,only at ya BOOBS to my face first thing in the morning run forrest Run

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