M41
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May 13 2007
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RHP User
18 years ago
I believe you can find them in the yellow pages under M for massage or E for escorts. Unless of course they’re listed under S for streetwalker or P for prostitute. Then again they may actually be listed under C for call girl, B for brainless, T for traffic hazard, D for drunk or R for rentals. Good luck!
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RHP User
18 years ago
maybe while she’s there she can amour all your dash, vacuum your seet covers and wash the windows...geeez!! Mate...you gotta offer a woman a bit more than that to get a response
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Jacks_pls
18 years ago
One of the funniest posts going around :) Good luck to you on that.
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RHP User
18 years ago
i can understand where you are coming from but this post was purely designed to attract girls that really just love sucking cock.
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Goldycocks
18 years ago
Oh please let me- What an amazing offer- and a whole 6 inches- Wow!- sounds like heaven- sucking you off in your seedy car and no physical pleasure returned. mmmm *rolls eyes* puhlease!!!! oh I just remembered- the choice to spit or swallow!!! What an offer! line up girls!!!
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RHP User
18 years ago
I know the woman for you, she would like to be picked up, she will suck you whilst we are driving, if you want, she is available as soon as you pick her up. details: as deep as you want any car would be fine The woman you are looking for comes from a sex shop pick your size, shape and colour, blow her up and away you go and you get to choose if she swallows. With your attitude thats all you could handle.
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RHP User
18 years ago
lines up behinds goldy, oohhh me next pleassssseeee lmao
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RHP User
18 years ago
I bet its an offer EXCLUSIVELY for ghurls, isnt it!?!?! Snot fair, ghurlies get all the FUN If ya change ur mind, jus...PLEASeeeee, contact me other FUKKAH, wontcha f *So appealin, straight from a Mills & Boon novel, methinx*
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RHP User
18 years ago
I get him after you’re done... Need some sword practice... Viking *seriously mate, you really could have phrased that better. I do know of a site where you won’t get laughed at for what you want. But is certainly isn’t mainstream RHP*
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RHP User
18 years ago
Ha ha he he he Ha ha hah hahah Ahhhh ahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It nice to see that the people might be different but the quality of arrogant stupidity has remained the same. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa....... Ahhh hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! A little drop of pee came out... D.
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RHP User
18 years ago
i think i should have taken up being a comedian
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RHP User
18 years ago
You sure are a funny guy batty
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RHP User
18 years ago
I say praise for his straight forward aproach ,quick and to the point. No way for meanings to be lost or misunderstood. Could have padded it all he liked and not sure it would have helped the cause any.Go the honesty. O and by the way I want sex with hot girls who can give me interesting conversation.In or out of modes of transport. lmao SAxonBloOdrEd
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RHP User
18 years ago
wow dude you got style,,,,,,,,
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RHP User
18 years ago
kudos to you st8ment - you have a fantasy you want to enact and you’re going about doing it. what’s with the girls on here who want love and romance??? mills and boon novel? jesus.
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RHP User
18 years ago
Can’t I have a little humanity with my f**king? Just because it’s a sex site doesn’t preclude a little civility and conversation before the act, and if it does then I think that’s a very sad indictment on what our sad, self centred little society has become.
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RHP User
18 years ago
If only it was that easy, good luck in your quest but the odds are stacked highly against you. If you do however get lucky im sure theres a few guys that would appriciate the number haha.
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RHP User
18 years ago
haha well it did work thats all im saying
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RHP User
18 years ago
Assuming he isn’t BSing about his success then we have: - guy successfully received requested blowjob - gal who presumably found worth in the offer got what she, err, wanted - all the rest of us got a laugh Everybody wins! Positive result all round guv’nor
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dysturbd
18 years ago
only if i get to butt f**k you after with my strap on dam boy what drugs you on gota love geting straight to the point so yer if you want me to suck your dick you need to lube up your rectum first then we in business babe
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RHP User
18 years ago
stardust - ya got my vote lol
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RHP User
18 years ago
guy posts request in "guys ask forum" guy gets heaps of cr@p from redhot wanna bees. girl asks for guys in "girls ask" gets 200 responses no flames get real wanna bees and "COUPLES" who just like the whinge about the single bloke. iTs a Meet/SEX site if you want a clean site goto myspace jeez
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RHP User
18 years ago
Perthwazza iam picking up wot ur putting down there m8.And good on ya st8ment glad u got lucky. cheers
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RHP User
18 years ago
Mr 24u4fun here I bet you cum alone more times than not A Little Advice Treat Women with " Respect " not as a play thing , it is not rocket science . Yes this is a MEET & SEX site,But respect goes along way maybe only with us Whinging 30+ couples .
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RHP User
18 years ago
We all expect negative and positive remarks when we either post in the forum or reply - thats what the forum is for, but dont appreciate CUMFORME sending mail personally if you dont like what my man said reply back in the forum, and calling my man a "Mr D***head", mmm maybe I will suck him off tonight and he doesnt even have to put up a post you looser. Change your profile name to MR GUTLESS F****** WONDER WHO COMES IN THE DARK IN HIS PANTS ON HIS OWN", ps clear the cobwebs first.
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RHP User
18 years ago
Well said 24u4fun!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,report the prick,,,,,,,
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RHP User
18 years ago
Roflmfaopmpl! Id say thats getting told. Well said hahaha!
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Goldycocks
18 years ago
i reckon st8ment is having a litle party in his head and a little wet dream in his bed. good fantasy mate.... if by a ridiculous miracle your claims that this disrespectful post worked then i feel very sad that a "lady" would pay it any attention let alone follow it through. i hope you’re more of a gentleman in person- for her sake. goldy
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RHP User
18 years ago
yea mate,,,im afraid my bullshit detector is reading pretty high,,!!!,,,
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RHP User
18 years ago
There are actually girls out there who do that, that you don’t have to pay. I was lucky enough to find one some time ago. Good luck with that.
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RHP User
18 years ago
That’s been my experience too Devilish. Thank "God" we are all so different.
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Goldycocks
18 years ago
Lol Did you find them at Graylands or at LowSelfEsteeem.com.au
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RHP User
18 years ago
Goldycocks, I respect your perspective; really I do. I’m not into capitalising on women who have little self-respect for my own gratification. I prefer women who are so liberated from their fears that they are free to do whatever gets their juices flowing (so to speak). Sometimes, this includes fantasies that involve being "used". If I have an incling that a woman is doing what she is, because she has been abused and disrespected so much that she knows no better, I do not indulge. I once had an opportunity to be with two women. One was right into it and was liberated. The other was her friend and we might have gone further had I not seen her fear and pain. One situation is fun and liberating - the other is dark and gross and greasy. Hell I’d like to be used by a woman one day too! ;)
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