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cheating wife

February 06 2010

I suspected my wife of cheating on me,so i hired a chinese detective. This is his report; Most honourable sir! you leave house, I watch house, He & she leave house. I follow. He & she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. She strip he. She plays with he. He plays with she. I play with me. I fall from tree. I not see. No fee  CHENG LEE

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    good one Sorrent! thank you  :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    lmao..........LOVED it..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    bizarre and funny

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    you made it funni hehe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    lol........i  Likey.........Naughty  Jokes...he  he......       A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try giving yourself a scare." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol, my wife bit 3 inches off my penis, shit on my face and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    and i have to say you have great ass, love that pic! your funny too ....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You are beautiful :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'SORRENTOSEXY'and i have to say you have great ass, love that pic! your funny too .... Why Thankyou  very Much..SORRENTOSEXY...xxxxxxxx I have  My Moments  lol....that  was  one   of  them...... He  he  another May be  just  around the  Corner....... Oh No........sorry  it  will be late    it just  Got Hit By a Bus......lol