RHP

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condoms...

November 29 2014

nasty little fuckers. ok yes i know we have them for a reason and i see the necessity of them but whyyyyy oh why? i have thick equipment (no im not braggin so just shut the fuck up and read on.... pleaase) this makes it very hard to find a condom that doesn't feel like its giving me the death grip... I was using the Ansell Zero LRGR condoms before but have recently become single again and have found that i cant find these anywhere... can anyone recommend an alternative??? what have you tried? what do you use? i tried 'naked larger' a couple of times but it was like trying to fuck a warm apple pie with the glad wrap still on it...

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  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    10 years ago

    The condom man is a good place to start.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Sounds you're more in need of a gag than condoms. But ok, Skyn Large are good so I've been told, or otherwise Trojan Magnum and Magnum XL.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    "just shut the fuck up and read on..." I've gotta say... I didn't like reading that. 👎 Foxy

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Try..... the latex free ones. I was put onto these because of a lovely lady I met who had latex allergies. Doesn't affect those women who aren't allergic, but, it affects you if you meet one of these women and you don't have any!! Ive found they're a little more 'giving', and don't give me the kung fu choke hold. DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    They fit larger diameters pretty well. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    my son had the same issue.. we found these worked Playboy condoms Large size for you

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    Like DG has said, the skyn latex free are brilliant. Even for the larger man 😍 Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You're willing to use them.. A rare breed - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    *snicker* *bites lip* Oh fuck it..... BAHAHAHAHA OMG BAHAHAHA - Posted from rhpmobile

  • 6exxy

    6exxy

    10 years ago

    to the tight fit in that it works somewhat like a cock ring apparently. I say apparently because I've never used a cock ring and I have learned to deal with the tight fit. I'm just saying that you might get some benefits looking on the other dude 😀 Actually reminds me as I thought I was average as I don't compare cocks. However I failed the toilet roll Test so apparently I'm thick ? 😓

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That post became weird when you said "we".

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I am blessed with a son that talks to the mother about all things lol...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    The naked larger size are good. Cheap and often on sale at about $6 a pack at woollies. Know the feeling of not being able to use regular size. Near impossible to get on and strangle my playmates cock!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm glad you clarified that he was talking to you about it as your initial response was worded in a way that seemed a little....ummm...unorthodox perhaps?? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • playfulpirate

    playfulpirate

    10 years ago

    I really feel sorry for you guys too big for regular condoms. No really.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A wood plane and just whittle it down to a size that fits the condom. Problem solve......bloody braggarts......grumble, grumble.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Just thought they were all too damn tight

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Sounds you're more in need of a gag than condoms. But ok, Skyn Large are good so I've been told, or otherwise Trojan Magnum and Magnum XL. Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' "just shut the fuck up and read on..." I've gotta say... I didn't like reading that. 👎 Foxy you're right, i'm sorry that was a bit rude but i have seen similiar posts on here before and instead of any useful information the OP just got a barrage of degrading comments about him "bragging"...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' The condom man is a good place to start. thank you MissB...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting '6exxy' to the tight fit in that it works somewhat like a cock ring apparently. I say apparently because I've never used a cock ring and I have learned to deal with the tight fit. I'm just saying that you might get some benefits looking on the other dude 😀 Actually reminds me as I thought I was average as I don't compare cocks. However I failed the toilet roll Test so apparently I'm thick ? 😓 hahahaha toilet roll test? i've seen enough porn and have been given enough compliments to just know...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Try..... the latex free ones. I was put onto these because of a lovely lady I met who had latex allergies. Doesn't affect those women who aren't allergic, but, it affects you if you meet one of these women and you don't have any!! Ive found they're a little more 'giving', and don't give me the kung fu choke hold. DG cheers ML. say no to choke hold... Quoting 'Cinnamonnsilk' You're willing to use them.. A rare breed - Posted from rhpmobile i dont know if willing is the right word there cinnamon... obviously id rather not...

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    10 years ago

    when a man doesnt know what condom size he is. Many men go on their length...but the majority of condoms base their size on girth. Apparently there is a UK based condom company called They fit ( just do the www's and you will find the right address) they offer a range of "custom fit" with 95 different sizes. The other thing that often surprises me.....I can put a condom on my head and blow it up, but a guy cant fit it on his cock ???

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ruby_blossum' The other thing that often surprises me.....I can put a condom on my head and blow it up, but a guy cant fit it on his cock ??? A few blokes in here should to that before speaking......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ruby_blossum' when a man doesnt know what condom size he is. Many men go on their length...but the majority of condoms base their size on girth. Apparently there is a UK based condom company called They fit ( just do the www's and you will find the right address) they offer a range of "custom fit" with 95 different sizes. The other thing that often surprises me.....I can put a condom on my head and blow it up, but a guy cant fit it on his cock ??? thanks ruby blossom, i'll give that a try... the www thing i mean... Sure you can put one over your head but have you ever tried to have sex with your head with a rubber on it? not cool, trust me...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    they go up to 64mm in diameter. Largest on the market that I can find. 6exxy is right that a tighter condom can act as a cock ring and prolong sex but that is usually not as big an issue in bigger guys because the nerve endings are more spread over the surface area than guys with the same amount of nerve endings on a smaller size so bigger guys tend to last longer anyway.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'LostBoy1981' Quoting 'ruby_blossum' when a man doesnt know what condom size he is. Many men go on their length...but the majority of condoms base their size on girth. Apparently there is a UK based condom company called They fit ( just do the www's and you will find the right address) they offer a range of "custom fit" with 95 different sizes. The other thing that often surprises me.....I can put a condom on my head and blow it up, but a guy cant fit it on his cock ??? thanks ruby blossom, i'll give that a try... the www thing i mean... Sure you can put one over your head but have you ever tried to have sex with your head with a rubber on it? not cool, trust me... Funny guy!!!

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ralf74' they go up to 64mm in diameter. Largest on the market that I can find. 6exxy is right that a tighter condom can act as a cock ring and prolong sex but that is usually not as big an issue in bigger guys because the nerve endings are more spread over the surface area than guys with the same amount of nerve endings on a smaller size so bigger guys tend to last longer anyway. You are a never ending source of information - I gotta love that!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    So what you and ralf are saying is.... The bigger they are they harder they fall?? :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I was told to roll it over the head, I struggled with it for a while being careful with my nails as I did not want to break it. In the end I got it half way over the head, was a very tight fit. Just enough that I could breath in though my mouth and out my nose to pump it right up, then I could go down for hours with a supply of pressurized air.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    .. is good advertising.. So I use SKYNS XXL... Oh btw... Im not bragging , just saying....

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    Wet weather protection too - if she's a squirter! ;) Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Wet weather protection too - if she's a squirter! ;) Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    what works well for me is the naked larger with a little bit of lube (not too much, else it will slip off) on your penis before you slide it on. reduces the friction a lot and makes it really comfortable

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Thank you dynamic duo. I should have known that one. LoL. Have just found A regular partner for now though. Haha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yeah I knew a guy who would complain about this problem. It seemed a little like my rich uncle who bought a prestige car and then complained about how expensive the servicing at the dealership was from then on. Another suggestion LostBoy1981 is to give the female condom aka Femidom a try. That you can put lube inside without the problem of it slipping off, as is the case with male condoms. They look a bit grotesque but it's a bit of a relief not having to hold up a contraceptive prophylactic with an erection, all the time. Sometimes I begin to feel sympathy for columns and girders. A lot of pressure across Atlas' shoulders, here! It's nice to have a fuck or two off.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I understand the predicament - solved it by ordering crown label condoms blue wrapper online from the U.S. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You could away ask her to use the female condom instead. Its a lot safer for her. But you know what the women are like, always coming up with reasons not to use them. They have listed safe sex, but do you ever see them using any protection.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Seems its been said enough. It is super easy to get them over the counter. None of them in any way diminish the pleasure. Any guy who says that a condom reduces the pleasure of sex is just simply telling lies. You can but condoms in any of a number of sizes from small to "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" size (Google the inverted quote). LC

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    "Swedish singer mocks men 'too big' for condoms by putting one on her leg."

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'LoveCurvie' Any guy who says that a condom reduces the pleasure of sex is just simply telling lies. I beg to differ. They make a huge difference in sensation. Any guy that says not has not has sex without one. The wetness, is a very important part, especially if you want to know if you are turning her on with what you are doing, or if you are turning her off. You lose that, plus so much more personal sensation and fun. At times for me I have said no, not doing it without a condom, and its not worth doing with it. I don't have much sensitivity due I think to the circumcision, and I am very conscious about my sexual health. But I hate condoms because for me the take so much of the sensation away. For big guys the condom is tighter. Its not about fitting, its about how tight the fit is and not getting a good fit is a big hassle. You can tell that the condoms is to tight when you look and see that the colour of the prick is gone whiter. This is because the condoms is closing the capillaries just under the surface of the skin. This is a sure sign of the condom being too tight. Not only does it increase the chance of breakage, also reduces sensation because the nerve ending are at the same place as where the blood flow is being reduced..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I havent tried the naked larger be fore but have been using ansell skyn larger. They are latex free and seem to go on well and hold well. But I find you have just got to go through every one in the business before you find one that suits you. O know your frustration, at ome stage I called it condom anxiety.....because of the time it takes battling to put one on that just doesn't go on well or feel comfortable and it just wrecks the entire mood. Good luck - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' "Swedish singer mocks men 'too big' for condoms by putting one on her leg." Yeah.... given the amount of stretch in latex..... I do wonder what all the self-back-patting is all about. But.... those standard blue boxed ansell things don't half choke a snake.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    no man made substance can contain my monster bwah ha ha I need a bulldozer to get it out of my pants and girls have died from pleasure trying to ride it I need help maybe NASA can invent a substance stretchy enough to encompass my girth ? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • TallHandsomeHung

    TallHandsomeHung

    10 years ago

    Try theyfit.co.uk that is where I get mine from, it is a little expensive but they make custom condoms up to 70 mm and worth every dollar!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    They're still being manufactured.Try petrol stations and 7elevens. In Brisbane you see those Ansell Zero larger condoms more often in those places than you do in pharmacies. You'd think chemists would have a better range .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Putting condoms on heads and legs. What would people think of next?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A lot of out of state people are recommending things we cannot get here in WA, Most Coles stock larger condoms 58-60mm nominal width which is what you want. Don't go to club x midland as they don't have large condoms which I thought was annoying, lovers shops and the Everyman stores are great for range with condoms. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    They are available at fuck stops..er I mean truck stops .eh Stirry😜😜xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Really does anyone know where I can get good xxxviii condoms mate give yourself an "uppercut" - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I dont have a man beside me at the moment :p ,,, but ready to bust out some of the draw and experiment with them just out of curiosity size/brand/style at the moment to see what the fuss is about + and I havent even finished the thread on this yet xx - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'TallHandsomeMale' a little expensive but they make custom condoms up to 70 mm and worth every dollar! Bespoke condoms! Did you have to send them a mold of your cock?

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'TallHandsomeMale' a little expensive but they make custom condoms up to 70 mm and worth every dollar! Now you have me dying of curiosity 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Lovehoney online actually sell them in about 5 different sizes depending on your circumference and preference. Have quite a few choices too. Def worth a look. Have bought ones from here before and had no complaints from partners needing one. Very big included 😜