RHP

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M49 F33

couple profiles that are just guys

February 19 2013

Everytime me and my partner go on chat and click on a 'couple' 9 times out of 10 its just a guy sitting there jerking off, which is fine if the profile didnt say that it is a couple...it's extremely frustrating at times lol especially when they message you as a 'couple' and you so know all to well it is in fact just a male.....Anyone else having the same problem?? lol

Comments

  • playfulminx

    playfulminx

    12 years ago

    I don't spend too much time chatting so if my partner and I are going to meet a couple, we swap numbers and get on with it. Of late, I/we only make the effort with couples/guys/girls who are verified or have validations.I'm increasingly time poor so I make sure every contact or meet is exactly what I want it to be.Having said that, I do feel your pain. You might want a quick cam session only to find the wife or gf is conveniently in the shower :|

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'playfulminx'...only to find the wife or gf is conveniently in the shower :| Except for those few wonderful woman/couples that have waterproof cams!!!

  • blond_gypsy

    blond_gypsy

    12 years ago

    It usually happens like this:- "couple" shows unusual amount of interest for a partner, but you shrug it off as simple keeness.- exchange emails, pictures. More pictures of guy than girl, and hell, some of those women look like different women- assuming you give benefit of doubt, arrange meet.- "oh, my wife is unavailable then, but if you still want to come over..."Ergh. Stop it guys.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sometimes we wonder, when he says my wife is not keen but I can play.   Answer= Mate it goes like this, you dont fuck my wife unless I fuck your wife. (our profile says couples)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I cannot help you with this damned problem you have... bloody wankers....   BUT... BUT.... Let me tell you what I CAN Offer...   ONE cranky old caveman... biased.. biggoted...jaded.. smelly.. and MANY more imaginable and unimaginable side dishes..   I WON'T masterbate on cam for you... I am not a good lover... I am not a good looker...   BUT... BUT... YOU DO get what I am advertising...   Cool eh :)   WANNA catch up??? C'mon.. Puleeese?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    They thrive in places like this....and thats a real shame. If more people were genuine and honest about themselves....they'd get to play....unfortunately thats not the case....too many wankers spoil it for the few who are genuineq.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    they think it is such a lovely treat for you,the camwank......lucky,lucky you.I fail to see what the problem is,dontcha wanna check out the smallgoods first.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If one half of you ever offers to meet without the other, before we've met you both in person, you're instantly written off and never, ever, getting any. :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Never met you both in person. (iPhones!!!)

  • Twisted_Mister

    Twisted_Mister

    12 years ago

    MikeandShel, nailed it. Our couples' profile is repeatedly harangued by 'couples' who either turn out to be blokes or who only show interest in the other half. There might be a reason for that, as I have a head like a half-eaten pastie according to one of my work colleagues. The solution? Girls talk first before a meet. 'Tis the only way.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Some of us function differently and allow the other partner to browse the site and explore the live cam channels.We don't sit in front of the cam and stroke away but if Mr CuriousLily wants to or Mrs CurisouLily then thats what we will do. Seriously, if you have an issue with couples that are not couples, block them and move on. We get more pissed off by the stalkers and wankers that make it distinctly uncomfortable to be on, or to be in front of a cam. Repeat after me, block and move on.... When it comes to engaging to others, we do it as we wish and others preconceptions be buggered. Of we may have misread the original post...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'cavey50' I cannot help you with this damned problem you have... bloody wankers....   BUT... BUT.... Let me tell you what I CAN Offer...   ONE cranky old caveman... biased.. biggoted...jaded.. smelly.. and MANY more imaginable and unimaginable side dishes..   I WON'T masterbate on cam for you... I am not a good lover... I am not a good looker...   BUT... BUT... YOU DO get what I am advertising...   Cool eh :)   WANNA catch up??? C'mon.. Puleeese? I never got it. you managed to escape...dam I have to nail down the windows and padlock the doors next time.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm not one of these ^^^ see Single Male. Shame on those who are though! Honesty is the best policy.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    *grins* I will have to bring my nail gun over next time then... and teach you how to use it :)

  • LemonDance

    LemonDance

    12 years ago

    ticks a sexy, trusting, single women into believing he wants an exclusive "relationship" with her...but suggests they will explore together, having fun, meeting and playing with couples together... But it turns out she's the only one being exclusive, as he's still bonking who ever, when ever.... as he really only wanted to create a believable "couple" profile with he,r so he could get easy access to the swinging life style & the sexy female half of other couples??Yes, I got sucked into this situation, glad I realised Infidelity4's cunning plan before I got too involved with him, and before too many others (couples) were also used! I wasn't his first gullible female victim either as he had a previous couples profile, that he told me about, insisting to me, that it was different and was with a woman who he was in an "open" relationship with... I wonder if she knew it was open??Have many of you had or heard of similar experiences to this?Wish I was just edible & not so gullible!!Lem xx