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cramps

April 29 2013

Noticing some players last night getting craps (the opposition)and when they fall and mold into their cramp position it seems quite hilarious (deep inside)....just like when one tries to hold a sneeze in (a bad thing btw)..So I ask.. when has a cramp crept in the worst possible time?mine- after knee op, at Byron bay swimming.. technically I'm not designed for water, so the cramp really didnt help.

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Mischeviouslad

12 years ago

Ahhh.... so not completely limited to sexual mis/adventures....A few years ago, while playin a game of rugby on an unseasonably hot day... I chased down an opponent on the sideline in front of a packed house and ABC tv cameras... preparing to make a tackle to put the winger over the sideline.... legs suddenly cramped, I buckled and the guy headed into the clear for the try line, leaving me sprawled on the ground trying desperately to stretch my locked-up hamstrings.Bugger, and UN-hilariously painful.DG

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RHP User

12 years ago

Your story reminded me of a incident where I was lining up a conversion kick.. Same thing, cameras watching every move, wallked back, stopped and my calf went into this painfull spasm.. That bad' I had to call a team mate over to take the kick, while I was helped from the feild... embarrassing

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RHP User

12 years ago

1920 when i had my last period

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RHP User

12 years ago

I can fix your hot water system , and we can work out the price

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12 years ago

Winter surfing with a steamer on, down south. Would leave me with sore calf's for over a week. Or when about to cum at the end of a indulgent weekend and I have to get off the bed just as i am about to explode. Frustrating for my lover/s and for me. :)

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RHP User

12 years ago

it was cramps not craps...the later would be oh so embarrassment ....most women are familiar with the former and hope we never suffer from the later....charcoal tablets are a good preventative when travelling though.

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12 years ago

So, we were entertaining some of favourite vanilla (wish they weren't) friends and we were waiting for them to arrive. As usual, I'd spent a fair amount of time getting ready - wanting to look hot and sexy without looking like I was trying to look hot and sexy!I was looking good and as they arrived, I floated down the hallway to greet them - a gentle summer breeze in my hair....when I got cramp in my foot!!! I ended up hopping around on one leg, squeezing my cramping foot within an inch of its life and wailing like a banshee! Good look - they had no sympathy and fell about laughing and my perfect attire went unnoticed

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RHP User

12 years ago

My ex used to get them allllll the time, always when horizontally active....such a mood crusher :(

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RHP User

12 years ago

Magnesium tablets and gatorade will sort that right out :)

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12 years ago

Embarrassing all the same... Although cramps I would have preferred.. I broke both my wrists 4 weeks ago coaching under 11 netball (silly ankle gave way whilst attempting to be a netball superstar coach during a tricky move- obviously only fit for netball in my teens) so is it ok to actually wish for cramps instead? - Posted from rhpmobile

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12 years ago

I used to play soccer with my sister and many times as she chased down an opposing player, she'd get a wicked butt-cramp. It became a bit of a joke. I was in the gym the other day and running pretty fast on the treadmill when I got a cramp in my foot. Nearly fell off!

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