doing a female for no return

February 26 2018

Just recently I had a lady over that i met on RHP who i had been chatting to a while and exchanged a few naughty photos. Well she said she loves giving head and i had already spoken about my love for eating pussy. Well she came over and we had a couple of drinks then started to get it on so to speak. I made my way down to her pussy and did what i enjoy and have been told previously that i am good at. She had multiple orgasms. I mentioned that my jaw was getting a bit sore and that i would love a blowjob.Well i got told that she isn't sucking my cock, got dressed and left and i feel she knocked over her glass of red wine on the way out on purpose and didn't even apologise or say goodbye. I'm still scratching my head trying to figure it out.???

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Don't know what to make of it? It could be any reason but until you ask her you won't know? LC.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    It’s the old story, usually associated with blokes, once they’ve come, they’ve gotta get out of there ASAP! Possibly she was married, or a Christian girl, etc.. Probably a good sign she did come and didn’t fake it! Take it as a compliment! Use a stain chart for the carpet!! M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Maybe she just took what she wanted. Sure she was a she ha ha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Go first next time ! ;-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    PS I would never do that to you

  • swingalingson

    swingalingson

    7 years ago

    Perhaps she had issues! Dont worry you will have plenty of other times to show off ya MAMBA! Her loss

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I bet she is the long lost cousin of the gum spitter in the other thread. I’m going to quote a clever swinger from that thread START QUOTE 2 sides to every story remember I was brought up with the advice that 'there's 2 sides to every story'. She may have got the attitude from him because he didn't look like his profile? He was poor at going down on pussy? His cock might have smelt like 7 day old road kill? Extremely hairy cock and balls when he said he was smooth?” END QUOTE

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    The two parties have their view then there's the mythical fly on the wall, the independent observer and their take on it.

  • ArtsyLusttty

    ArtsyLusttty

    7 years ago

    She just got satisfied!!! ;-) s3d

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Another just like the other but on the other foot

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Piss taker

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    7 years ago

    Seriously. You’re asking for a logical reason aren’t you, without due regard for the nuances of the beast. Maybe she didn’t like your light fittings? Hugs Gaz

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    7 years ago

    If its wrong that Im laughing about this.... esp the red wine flip.... .... then I don't want to be right.

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    7 years ago

    .. you got pa-layed. 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    to the bedroom. Good night everyone, hahaha, literally LOVL on my way to bed. Gotta love it. Think you're right oh Spirited one.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    point well proved imo - Posted from rhpmobile

  • swingalingson

    swingalingson

    7 years ago

    Perhaps she smelt a stinky doodle. Anchorman....what is that smell...It smells like bigfoot's DICK!!! Love that movie and Baxter is so damn CUTE. Poor Dogg when Jack Black kicks Baxter off the bridge for getting the burrito thrown at him on his chopper. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Perhaps you smelt like roadkill like you said to another poster Perhaps you were unwashed and had cheese on you dicky do di

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    7 years ago

    Fake orgasms perhaps. Women will sometimes do anything to escape 😎

  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    You always sounds like such a delight to be with 🤔

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    With the chewing gum guy. Sounds like a perfect match 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Swingingnudist

    Swingingnudist

    7 years ago

    Freaky fun...exactly the response i was expecting from you and a few others on this topic. I have mentioned in previous posts about you and others on here who are lways critical of men, demean men, give them a spray of your feminist vitriol when they put a topic up in forums, but never criticise any female posters. Proves my point, mission accomplished. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    7 years ago

    OP. I see what you're doing 😎😄

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    "doing a female" And you wonder why some guys get hammered on here....

  • Supernova

    Supernova

    7 years ago

    I just have that feeling, that maybe, just maybe, if roles reversed, responses would be more along the lines of "He is such a selfish lover! What a douschebag - you deserve better honey!" But a dude posted - so you OBVIOUSLY did something wrong, or have a smelly dick ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Love the men who blame any criticism of their own shortcomings on 'the feminists'. It was obvious that you were trolling with your topic (you've basically admitted that) and most people picked up on it. Did you really expect 'oh poor you' responses? Most of the women here have no problem criticising other women when it's warranted. You and a couple of the other guys on here who are constantly harping on about the evil women here, should really try to take an objective look at your behaviour. If you're regularly being told that you don't come across as a very nice person, maybe the common denominator might actually be you and not the Feminism Beast.

  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    Not at all only fucktards.

  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    You were 56 the other day but hey l don't want all that vitriol spilling out 😂. Probably about time you found another word for 'woman hater'. That ones getting overused in every single comment. Fuck me if we're such hard work start sucking cock instead. And you wonder why l never replied to your delightful message when l first joined up.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I know appalling behaviour. Did she wipe her flaps on the curtains as she walked out? I know blokes sometimes do that, that’s why installed wooden blinds on all my windows. Lol. Come on Swinger. It’s a little bit funny! Being a cockhead isn’t gender specific - we are all about equal blame here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Mate I thought it was an amusing crack not some mission. If you were going to try and prove something why not write about the distinct advantages a woman has on these sites compared to the men and how a male no matter how much they follow those ten commandments :) still don't get anywhere half the time. Try to prove your point with something relevant and original. Mission not proved at all so try again.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Nah. That’s been done to death! I don’t mind that he posted this, but I’m surprised that he has taken all our comments seriously!!!? It’s clear we knew this was a piss take from the start.

  • mango69er

    mango69er

    7 years ago

    Think alot of men already knew that on here. Didnt need the post to prove that. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Swingingnudist

    Swingingnudist

    7 years ago

    Pangolin28 i know all about the distinct advantages that females have on here and it wasn't the issue. anniewhichway and Freakyfun are 2 serial posters who continually find the negative in male forums and are quick to demean men for their comments but never have a crack at the females. They judge on 1 side of the story and never balance it on the fact their is 2 sides to every story. Take a look at the post placed by a female member on here which is the opposite of mine 'why don't they return the favour' and the judgement against the male was disgusting without knowing both sides.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Sounds like my type of woman, recieving BJ do nothing for Me, but damn im happy to give oral to a woman😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Hotstepper85' I just have that feeling, that maybe, just maybe, if roles reversed, responses would be more along the lines of "He is such a selfish lover! What a douschebag - you deserve better honey!" But a dude posted - so you OBVIOUSLY did something wrong, or have a smelly dick ;) - Posted from rhpmobile are responding like that because the OP commented on a topic posted by a woman that dude didn't go down on her because she smelled, and made various other derogatory comments about her situation. His topic is an obvious attempt to troll that other topic and so people are trolling him back. Simples.

  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    Hmmm I'm pretty sure if that was the case l wouldn't receive as many messages and friend requests as l do 🤔 There's only been very, very few people l have never replied to and you're one of them. Go figure. You might want to get that chip off your shoulder sooner or later, it's weighing you down you sound like an absolute catch Keep going though I'm just warming up 😃

  • Swingingnudist

    Swingingnudist

    7 years ago

    yet again you are lying to try an enhance your standing on here. i have 3.5 years too go before i'm 56 so not sure how you came up with that number. As for the messages i sent at the start i just reviewed them and they were just to say hi and mention a couple of things in common that we have. Hey i didn't fit your young age criteria but thats no problem with me. But you got what you wanted on your last post to manipulate things to your own advantage.

  • Swingingnudist

    Swingingnudist

    7 years ago

    Hotstepper your exactly right and that why i put this post up.

  • Swingingnudist

    Swingingnudist

    7 years ago

    It's nothing to do with a chip on the shoulder Freakyfun. You mention about getting lots of messages on here, simple you have a pussy, and that has been acknowledged by forums on here by both males and females that the femaales have a distinct advantage. You have you used the word 'fucktard', which from my experience when people use words like that they don't have an argument and try to shut down conversation by labeling someone in an derogatory manner. readers on here need to do some research on the forums and read what is written in reply to the original posties and see the gender bias with the horrible comments out there and i'm surprised that RHP allow some to go through.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    It appears all us women must be liars and manipulative when you get butthurt at the truth. We wouldnt write what we do if you would just man up and learn to be a man. But you can be so degrading & obnoxious hence why we come down on you as hard as you come down on others. Enuff said

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Don't forget the opportunity to advertise

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    I know its all a ruse to just single Freaky and l out for a 3some. And why wouldn't you. We are a formidable team at role play. We could tie you up and humiliate you. Squeeze ya nuts. You so do....... Promise I'll keep Freaky in check. She really gets into it, I'll be the nice one. What a night..... Xx

  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    Yet again the difference between someone that knows me and someone that doesn't. Lying l don't think so 😂 You can hop out of the 50s now. I'm pretty sure I'm capable of standing on my own two feet like the majority of the other strong, independent women on here who you seem to have a problem with and who won't put up with yours or anyone else's crap. If you think I'm a cunt in here you should meet me in real life.

  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    Maybe RHP could do a poll on how many men I've demeaned or maybe they can do one on how many I've helped with profiles, caught up with for a drink or made friends with that has nothing to do with my pussy 🤔 You make it sound like all the men on here are like you. I know they're not. There's a shitload of intelligent, well mannered, gorgeous and l don't mean in the physical sense men on here maybe you could get a few tips from them. As l said there has only been very, very few fucktards that don't get replied to and it's usually because I've seen them throw their toys out of the pram in the forums. But of course you would never say anything derogatory about anyone 🙄

  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    You just had to go there didn't you 😝 Bahahaha good luck with keeping me in check you can try 😂😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I agree that Freaky’s comments were overly personal and demeaning to you on a personal level from the start. Not sure why, clearly some forum history there between you too. Again, as a person that doesn’t read everything here that is how I am taking both your comments. I’m sure I’m not the only one, even though I am the only one who will most likely admit to That. Personally, I would have thought some would find a person calling others fucktard as objectionable? I’ve always tried to avoid using that word on here (as a general description) for that very reason but clearly it’s okay to use. That’s good to know.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I see everyone's taken their happy pills today....